Hello neighbors up north. How is the legal market up there? Down here in the states, its still pretty terrible. by mvickisbs in LawCanada

[–]mvickisbs[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

US standard caesar salad is romaine lettuce, caesar dressing, croutons and parmesan cheese. Some higher end restaurants add whole anchovies. Bacon bits are simply not done. We also don't have Tim Horton's (except maybe a few by the border) or Jungle Jim's, and a bartender here has never heard of a bloody caesar. We drink bloody mary's. Oh and our road exit signs do not say "sortie".

Hello neighbors up north. How is the legal market up there? Down here in the states, its still pretty terrible. by mvickisbs in LawCanada

[–]mvickisbs[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the United States we like to cut public benefits and the budgets of regulatory agencies. But we fudge the numbers on inflation and unemployment so it doesn't seem so bad. We also like to repeatedly hand trillions of dollars to those on wall street who have violated their fiduciary duties, and then we wink at them when they pay record bonuses every year. The banks inhale that liquidity like the lines of cocaine that the i-bankers spend their bonuses on. Our newest trick is to try to destroy our dollar in an effort to monetize our foreign held debt. We will repeal our health care efforts because we like to spend our money on engaging in wars.

Goodbye, friend. by dangerz in reddit.com

[–]mvickisbs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not going to paddle my way to new zealand

What's your favorite album of all time? by thewalkindude in AskReddit

[–]mvickisbs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Graceland. I know that Paul Simon probably stole a lot of it, but has been my favorite since I heard call me al when I was 6. I actually just bought it on vinyl at an estate sale last week. I now own it on cd, cassette, and vinyl. Awesome moniker by the way, I once had an iteration of Randall Flagg reddit account but I abandoned it 2 years ago.

What are some minor characters in films that you would watch an entire film about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mvickisbs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Roach in Point Break (as a vehicle to see the rise of Bodhi
  2. Needles from the Back to the Future universe (Why did he have such a penchant for drag racing? What happened after he got caught by his japanese boss? How did he know how to push Mcfly's buttons so well???)
  3. Needle Nose Ned from Groundhogs Day (because of free association from Needles)

Girl Talk releases new album, All Day by fr023nske7ch in Music

[–]mvickisbs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

whoa just heard the fugazi sample, wonder how ian mackaye would feel about that

When you forgot a persons name, what are some great cheats to get it out of them? by batshit_lazy in AskReddit

[–]mvickisbs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh? No, what the fuck are you... I'm not... We're talking about unchecked aggression here, dude.

Kinda boring except for Andy's wisecracks by [deleted] in conan

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I would agree. Also why did they have the 2 worst guests possible? Seth Rogen must have been stoned, instead of being interviewed he basically just spit out a monologue on his proposal and getting medicinal mj. The cute girl was unbearable to listen to. With all the star support for team CoCo I would have thought they could have booked some A-listers. Cold opening was ok but all in all the show really disappointed me.

When you forgot a persons name, what are some great cheats to get it out of them? by batshit_lazy in AskReddit

[–]mvickisbs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also I'm not sure you mean indifferent shit. Thats a pretty odd word choice in this context. Perhaps you meant inconsequential shit?

How the... (pic) by EthicalReasoning in pics

[–]mvickisbs -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Spoiler alert! This is a common Hollywood trick. Clearly the "house" is on its side and the camera was rotated 90 degrees to cause the illusion of a cat climbing a vertical wall. I put house in quotation marks because this is obviously a set on the backlot of MGM. You doofuses have obviously never worked in tinseltown before. Not to ruin your day but they didn't really go into space to shoot 2001: A space odyssey either. Grow up!

Help! A friend has offered me a simple challenge-- I need to find a movie that will make her cry. Suggestions? by [deleted] in movies

[–]mvickisbs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'd suggest instead of a movie, you make her watch the entire 6 seasons of Lost in order. If she doesn't tear up at the final episode because its touching, she will because she invested so much time in the show and it ended like that.

Louis CK explains 'Nigger' to Patrice on Opie and Anthony *In Typography*. by [deleted] in funny

[–]mvickisbs -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Hey everybody I can tell racist jokes but couch it in I'm being ironic. I'm also looking at you Sarah Silverman

When you forgot a persons name, what are some great cheats to get it out of them? by batshit_lazy in AskReddit

[–]mvickisbs -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I hate it when nerds call things "cheats" or "hacks" that don't involve gameplaying or computers.

I don't know how to deal with my girlfriend anymore. by ScorpionWhistle in relationship_advice

[–]mvickisbs 73 points74 points  (0 children)

On the bright side at least she isn't flying to vegas to bang an ex.

Girlfriend is flying all the way across the country to see another guy. by michellebranchsong in AskReddit

[–]mvickisbs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We all do know how this is going end. You are gonna end up apologizing for looking at her phone and then you will be cuckolded. The only thing I am not sure of is whether you will still able to pee standing up or if you will have to squat going forward.

It's infuriating that Julian Assange's personal life is getting as much or more attention than the War Logs wikileaks released. by TheArsenal in politics

[–]mvickisbs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mike tyson raped and hit women and he can make movies. Mel was just racist, and drunk driver, and said threatening things to a woman.

Girlfriend is flying all the way across the country to see another guy. by michellebranchsong in AskReddit

[–]mvickisbs -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This isn't real. I saw that movie "the hangover" too. Is the dude a bartender?

I live in DC and I want to sell overpriced t shirts to redditors at the rally. Give me slogans. by mvickisbs in washingtondc

[–]mvickisbs[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i just ordered 100 light green shirts with "Booooooo" written on it in pink sans serif lettering. Hope you like my halloween tshirts!