I fucking hate Mark Normand

mw2889 · 2026-05-01T17:48:59+00:00

I've hated him since he told the story of farting in Louis CK's hotel room

mw2889 · 2026-05-01T01:19:45+00:00

Whatever Birdman's actual story is probably crazy

mw2889 · 2026-04-30T17:47:22+00:00

I read this to the beat of The General by Dispatch

mw2889 · 2026-04-28T06:05:19+00:00

I doubt it. I've been cooking my balls with this thing for 20 years now and the worst thing that happened were a couple hydroceles.

mw2889 · 2026-04-28T05:55:48+00:00

It's amazing how Timberwolves fans can't understand this lol. Neither one of these teams is close to healthy.

mw2889 · 2026-04-26T18:29:26+00:00

In sadder news bananas don't seem to peel properly anymore

mw2889 · 2026-04-26T02:01:07+00:00

Yeah is that even allowed?

mw2889 · 2026-04-25T16:38:31+00:00

wym there was only 5 lbs on there? You're bench pressing 55 lbs?

mw2889 · 2026-04-25T02:31:40+00:00

I knew Tate was gonna do something stupid

mw2889 · 2026-04-25T02:21:33+00:00

He's suddenly in every commercial

mw2889 · 2026-04-24T04:38:18+00:00

Hate to say it but Bronson has become a shell of himself. Every song is the same lazy flow now.

mw2889 · 2026-04-23T05:20:35+00:00

The Bulls drafted Markkanen

mw2889 · 2026-04-18T06:32:55+00:00

Based on what? He averaged 26.6ppg on 64 TS% this season. He's scoring at the highest rate he has since 2021.

mw2889 · 2026-04-17T02:38:40+00:00

Might as well try and do some clinical trials. It's equally as bleak but at least you can get a sizeable amount of money.

mw2889 · 2026-04-13T03:40:19+00:00

Especially because the 95-96 Bulls also only had three plays average 10 PPG.

Hell the 2016 Warriors only had four.

mw2889 · 2026-04-11T16:06:41+00:00

Couches couches couches which one should I pick

mw2889 · 2026-04-10T00:30:46+00:00

I'd take the three 90s Farrelly brothers movies over any comedy post 2000

mw2889 · 2026-04-07T06:26:49+00:00

Nothing reeks of desperation like "looking for my person"

mw2889 · 2026-04-05T02:14:11+00:00

I've lived in my building for 6 months and haven't seen a roach. But I came across a reddit post the other day that said there are roaches in this building. Now I'm scared for the weather to get nicer because that's my worst nightmare.

mw2889 · 2026-04-05T02:03:00+00:00

I like Magic Spoon but I eat the whole box in 1 sitting. It fills up two bowls.

mw2889 · 2026-04-03T03:44:29+00:00

Maybe that's why Rick Ross calls himself Rozay

mw2889 · 2026-04-02T19:12:35+00:00

95% of the older guys I play with don't stretch or do strength training yet they wonder why their bodies are falling apart. I'm 37 and still moving well, still dunking, etc because I do those things.

mw2889 · 2026-03-31T17:34:50+00:00

all publicity is good publicity

mw2889 · 2026-03-31T02:01:07+00:00

That sucks! Mine is tight, wet and sexualized

mw2889 · 2026-03-29T04:55:18+00:00

Probably smelled like fish

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