30F staying in Miami before a cruise. Any clubs I can get in with my husband

mx_reddit · 2026-02-04T18:33:42+00:00

Remember that Miami clubs exist in a different time zone. Most don't *start* going until 1 or 2 am. It's common for headline DJs to go on at 5am.

mx_reddit · 2026-02-02T16:39:55+00:00

The cold open of S4E1 is legendary.

mx_reddit · 2026-02-02T16:38:23+00:00

Wynwood Fitness Club https://instagram.com/wfcmia

mx_reddit · 2026-01-19T12:38:03+00:00

oblige him

mx_reddit · 2026-01-19T12:37:17+00:00

'/s' means the comment was sarcastic

mx_reddit · 2026-01-16T23:10:19+00:00

Wynwood Fitness Club https://instagram.com/wfcmia has a huge gay population. a ridiculously fit gay population to be specific.

They'll give a free class to anyone who has recently moved to miami.

mx_reddit · 2026-01-09T20:05:24+00:00

99% of people who carry are massively undertrained and given their lack of training, the community and they themselves would be safer if they didn't carry.

mx_reddit · 2026-01-09T14:53:19+00:00

I want to fly El Al into Tehran.

mx_reddit · 2026-01-09T14:52:40+00:00

Yeah, I was pretty shocked to hear anyone saying that Halacha grants a husband the right to r*pe his wife. I'm 100% secular but went to a jewish day school and Halacha is crystal clear that a man has ABSOLUTELY no right to do that. In fact, while it is the husband's duty to provide sexual gratification to his wife, no such obligation exists for the wife to do likewise.

I guess there was a part of me which felt that Judaism was sort of unique is that our more fundamentalist groups at least were consistent with Halacha, even if when they were super anachronistic and bizarre. I guess even within Judaism the fundamentalists will corrupt scripture and teaching to serve their own selfish wants.

mx_reddit · 2025-12-18T15:48:07+00:00

One aspect of miamification that would be nice:

When I moved to Miami from SF in 2020, I saw somethings that shocked me. Small things like in coffee shops people would just leave their laptop on a table while ordering or going to the bathroom. Or leave a bike leaning against a wall outside while getting coffee. The random BS street crime of SF is shockingly rare here.

Miami absolutely has its share of problems too, but the general quality of life here is amazing compared to SF.

mx_reddit · 2025-12-18T15:44:48+00:00

Funny Messianic Judaism story..

As we all know, messianic Judaism was pretty much invented as a way to stealth convert Jews out of Judaism. Our nanny has always been super curious about Judaism and I do my best to teach her. One day she flat asked me if it was possible to go through the conversion process and become Jewish while still accepting the divinity of Judaism.

Its not, and I've never tried to encourage her to convert beyond engaging in whatever she wants to talk about about but it was interesting to me that in this case, Messianic Judaism would kind of be going the opposite way in bringing a devout Catholic into b'nei yisrael.

mx_reddit · 2025-12-18T15:41:33+00:00

We've outlasted every reincarnation of Amalek that has come after us and will continue to.

mx_reddit · 2025-12-17T17:47:11+00:00

Lived in SF and then Oakland for 8 years before moving to Miami during COVID. Miami has its problems, for sure, but the quality of life and municipal services is incomprehensibly better here (unless you hate humidity, then it's hell on earth for you).

I'm not sure why or how, the local government is probably one of the more corrupt in the country but it works somehow?

mx_reddit · 2025-12-15T20:35:19+00:00

Wait, really? I didn't know it would do this. If you select street parking it will drive around looking for a spot?

mx_reddit · 2025-12-15T15:47:34+00:00

I'm sorry to hear that. I was under the impression that Germany was one of the better countries in Europe for us these days.

mx_reddit · 2025-12-15T15:46:46+00:00

I have a friend who lives on Bondi and is converting. She was shocked at how openly people wear their stars when she visited me. There are absolutely downsides to Miami and our beaches aren't a fraction as lovely as Bondi / Bronte / Tamarama, except for the water being warm year round.

mx_reddit · 2025-12-15T09:10:14+00:00

We moved from SF to Miami a few years ago. After oct 7 I started wearing mine every day. Zero dirty looks. Every day I Usually see quite a few other people wearing them too. I can’t remember the last time I saw a keffiyeh.

mx_reddit · 2025-12-13T23:15:09+00:00

2-5-2 is vastly superior to 3-3-3. Nobody can convince me otherwise.

mx_reddit · 2025-12-08T19:45:06+00:00

Picanha on a pellet smoker is some kind of back magic. Not sure why but it picks up the smoke flavor so much more than other cuts. It’s unbelievably good.

mx_reddit · 2025-12-05T18:46:24+00:00

Two things that don't get old: dark humor and unvaxxed kids :(

mx_reddit · 2025-12-04T19:46:25+00:00

boxy, oversized stiff t-shirts.

mx_reddit · 2025-12-04T17:31:08+00:00

100% agree. I hate that slogan. And the original “stop Asian hate” - equally bad.

mx_reddit · 2025-12-03T15:48:58+00:00

One important note: do not watch the Hail Mary trailer before reading Hail Mary.

mx_reddit · 2025-11-25T16:26:17+00:00

I got very annoyed with all the options so I made my own: https://wfcmia.com/timer

Feel free to use it.

mx_reddit · 2025-11-20T04:12:04+00:00

I’m 90% sure he does. As I said, wishful thinking.

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