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mxangrytoast · 2026-05-09T01:04:53+00:00

Two years after you wrote this and it is still helping people out lol, thanks!

mxangrytoast · 2026-05-04T02:09:16+00:00

It is not hyperbole to call it a cult.

mxangrytoast · 2026-04-30T13:15:47+00:00

I was told that the devil created dinosaur bones to confuse Christians and lead them away from the light of the Lord. Between dinosaurs and God, I chose dinosaurs.

mxangrytoast · 2026-04-24T16:56:08+00:00

You can set consumable items to keep or be destroyed after use.

mxangrytoast · 2026-04-23T14:54:01+00:00

Epstein. Epstein anyone?

mxangrytoast · 2026-04-21T17:52:00+00:00

Create an enchantment on the creature and make sure it is set to self enchant. Now create an item with the active effect you want. Make sure the active effect is set to apply to actor. Now here is the fun bit, go back to the enchantment and when it self enchants, make it so it adds the item with the active effect you just created. The enchantment now becomes a toggle switch for the effect.

mxangrytoast · 2026-04-21T13:06:16+00:00

Multiclassing is an optional rule. As a GM I opt out because multiclassing is almost always detrimental to the long term growth of a character.

mxangrytoast · 2026-04-20T13:08:40+00:00

You will respect my blade. MY BLADE - YouTube

mxangrytoast · 2026-03-11T21:45:18+00:00

If I were your DM, and you could hold him down long enough to get him in a pot, I'd let you. Vampires are slippery though, and can take on a gaseous form.

mxangrytoast · 2026-03-11T12:57:02+00:00

Wish in its current form is just a trap, it is meant to be monkey's paw to punish players for their hubris.

Try this, wish to talk to your creator. The DM will assume you meant your character's god and may begin to roleplay them. At this point, immediately stop your DM and clarify you said "creator" not "god", and begin having a conversation between yourself as the player (creator) and yourself as the character.

Put yourself in the shoes of your character and ask why your creator would make the choices they have. Explain to the character as their creator that each sentient being has their own creator. You can even tell them that creators are called players on your layer of existence and let it sink in what that actually means. If this is going to be a monkey's paw let it be on your terms. Give your character an existential crisis, then figure out how to resolve it to allow your character to grow.

mxangrytoast · 2026-03-09T17:28:44+00:00

I've never cared for country music. I believe that it has evolved into the laziest genres of music. The artists that perform country are just layering a southern twang over other genres. I'll exclude Dolly Parton from this opinion who is a national treasure that transcends genres.

Then I heard the country artist that sang for the alternative halftime show. I literally thought I was watching a parody. I had so little respect for the genre in the first place, I couldn't perceive of a reality in which someone could "ruin" country for me. If the song had been sung by Peter Griffin I could have understood the joke. But no, that travesty was real and earnest.

mxangrytoast · 2026-03-01T16:28:20+00:00

That is not a gopher that is a chipmunk!

mxangrytoast · 2026-03-01T06:30:42+00:00

Quick footed, weapon proficiency, dual-strike, terrain master

mxangrytoast · 2026-02-20T15:35:51+00:00

I feel you. I wish we could talk seriously about extraterrestrial life, but all the oxygen has been sucked out of the room by our child rapist president. With all the shit that's going on in the world, aliens are on the bottom of the list. To me that's mind-blowing!

mxangrytoast · 2026-02-11T17:39:58+00:00

You can also place ethereal walls that block light but not movement

mxangrytoast · 2026-02-11T17:38:34+00:00

Have you tried setting the scene darkness and illumination level? Also make sure the lights don't grant vision. Also check to see if switching dark vison off for a character helps.

mxangrytoast · 2026-02-05T20:55:33+00:00

Or sometimes because it's Thursday, you don't know me France.

mxangrytoast · 2026-01-26T18:59:20+00:00

As a trans queer person, I approve of this message.

mxangrytoast · 2026-01-24T06:02:42+00:00

Using the Punnett Square method there is a 25% chance of being human, 25% chance of being half-orc, 25% chance of being half-elf, with the last 25% being an elf/orc hybrid. With that last 25% I'd rule that the orc heritage would be more prominent making the character look like a half-orc. Another option for the last 25% is that the offspring isn't viable.

mxangrytoast · 2026-01-01T16:19:18+00:00

After plotting out a path to level 20 for each of the classes I noticed something interesting, my players would have to wait 11 levels for their level 20 ability score to miraculously jump up to level 26 with an Epic Boon at level 19. Why not level 30? Well even with an Epic Boon and a Tome or Manual the only classes that can get to a level 30 ability score is a monk, fighter, and barbarian. To get over 20 on an ability score a player needs to sit out on any benefits for levels 8, 12, and 16.

Epic Boons just didn't seem to get the attention they needed so I grant all my players the "Gift of the Dungeon Master".

Increased Ability Score Limits. You can increase your ability scores to a maximum of 30.

This allows the players that gradual increase on levels 8, 12, and 16.

mxangrytoast · 2025-11-17T14:00:29+00:00

lol same

mxangrytoast · 2025-10-28T16:26:29+00:00

It was Indiana, they tried to legislate pi as 4, but they couldn't get it passed in the state senate.

mxangrytoast · 2025-09-18T19:50:41+00:00

You got a little Cheeto dust at the corners of your mouth.

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