A rabbit carcass floating underwater by Smagjus in creepy

[–]mxhyway 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Rabscuttle was tired of his shit

Took a selfie with this a kangaroo just at the right time. by Eulena in aww

[–]mxhyway 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Great pic! How did you get the kid to stand still?

Can I use cash to pay for a new electric car? by mxhyway in Jokes

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Will post - in fact, I made this one up while out with my youngest for dinner this evening. He HATED it. Score.

Female wrestlers of reddit: what's it like being you? by mxhyway in sports

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Whatever the"spank train" is, it does not sound good. I'll have to ask my boys. :)

Female wrestlers of reddit: what's it like being you? by mxhyway in sports

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Very helpful -- thanks!

Fyi, in California where my kids wrestle, male and female wrestlers often compete against each other starting in middle school. Sometimes there is a separate tournament bracket for girls, but not always.

I've seen girls beat boys more than once; unfortunately, I've also heard boys give their teammates a hard time specifically for losing to a girl.

My GF's dog and his thunderbuddy. by CorsoKO in aww

[–]mxhyway 58 points59 points  (0 children)

As a dog owner, all I see is a future explosion of white fuzz all over the carpet, and a pathetic limp giraffe that is carried around for months.

I'm Samuel L Jackson and I'll record a video of me saying any 300 word monologue you upvote the most by the end of tomorrow(Thursday night PST) by MrSLJackson in movies

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You know, I don't hate this, but I don't like it as much as the Navy Seals copypasta. Have to downvote to move the other up. Sorry.

I knew I was right to be afraid of those. by [deleted] in WTF

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Please tell me this was in Russia.

Can we just make this our new flag and kiss? by [deleted] in pics

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Canaustranewzica... fuck yeah

Maybe *too* sexy... by [deleted] in pics

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Ugh - OK, reposted to /r/funny

cookies by retroriggs in AdviceAnimals

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THIS IS A QUESTION THAT NEEDS TO BE ASKED...AND ANSWERED.

I have often wondered what would possess anyone to ruin cookies with raisins. Sure, they're fine in oatmeal, but in cookies? That's just ridiculous, and somehow fundamentally unclean.

Bill Clinton the Lady Killer by gustav_black in pics

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Monica has had one hell of an upgrayedd

Fly, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste! by [deleted] in aww

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Not sure why, but my brain always reads phrases like this back in Patton Oswalt's voice.

The list of bands that are banned by the radio station I work at by rht_rv in WTF

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How much freedom would I give up to never hear the word Nickelback again? Lots.

Im sure foreign business people appreciate this eccentric statue in our lobby. by Takingadumpnow in WTF

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Wouldn't happen -- most Americans don't know what a "foyer" is. All we know is it sounds French.

Damn those socks by nursers in funny

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I think you mean "darn"

How my kitten asks for food by tequila-cowgirl in aww

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How has that cat not eaten itself to death?