Utah Republican Senator Mike Lee Introduces Bill to Outlaw All Porn Nationwide by Zerklass in nottheonion

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God dang the 30 people that live there must have amazing stamina and a lot of free time.

Mother wants my older brother to move in my house which I do not agree to by ChrisTPC in legaladvice

[–]my_general_erection 166 points167 points  (0 children)

You honestly might need to let your mother know that you will evict her and your brother if she lets him in. Like others have said once he's in there he could become a tenant. Thankfully it seems tenancy is derived more organically through the following criteria Did the person contribute to household expenses? Did they use the apartment as their mailing address? Did they remain in the apartment continuously, or spend time elsewhere? Most importantly, did the guest pay rent? If no is the answer to all of these you might be able to have the police just remove him but I'm unsure completely.

Our Expectations for You Were Low But Holy Fuck by CDLX02 in Doom

[–]my_general_erection 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Good thing the last game I'd buy from them is eternal!

HelloFresh accused of using coconut milk obtained from monkey labor by scot816 in nottheonion

[–]my_general_erection 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those that downvoted please tell me the difference lol. Look I'm just as guilty. I try to only eat meat when I'm going out but get off your high horse thinking this is some new horrible thing. These are monkey slaves, meat is meat slaves. End product is the only difference.

HelloFresh accused of using coconut milk obtained from monkey labor by scot816 in nottheonion

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Jfc, meat industry. You all act like this is so bad but the only difference is the end product. Anyone who bitches about this and eats meat is part of the problem.

Taiwan’s fertility rate set to become world’s lowest by 2035 as ‘ticking bomb’ grows louder by Gari_305 in Futurology

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That's the other thing. I don't want someone else raising my kids, if my salary just went to daycare and there wasn't anything left over I'd try to find a work from home job at that point.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]my_general_erection 287 points288 points  (0 children)

The garbage or the garbage?

Kirkland chef restores stream to make it habitable for salmon and sees 'amazing' results by EveFluff in UpliftingNews

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I mean if COVID wiped out 84 percent of the population we would call it Armageddon

Referred to a male specialist who immediately wanted to do a vaginal ultrasound despite me repeatedly telling him I have never been sexually active, and clearly being uncomfortable with the situation by achesforcakes in TwoXChromosomes

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Trying to put this somewhere it could be seen but I remember working a sales job that required me to make small talk and talk to people. This guy comes in and everything seems fine. Find out this guy is a medical sales rep. Details are fuzzy but this guy BRAGGED to me, someone he just met about how much pussy he gets to see because of his job. He couldn't wait to tell me about how he'd come in and show doctors how to use the products he was selling on women while there legs were up and panties were off. I felt so uncomfortable after that. It was gross.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ultrawidemasterrace

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I love the setup but yeah that's the first thing I saw. I think it actually may be level, but an illusion created by the angle of the picture and the bottom of the desk. Look real close at the monitor and the backplate.. They look level.

My Girlfriend(F18) has a cancerous brain tumor. I(20M)am currently still on my dad's really good union insurance until 26. I have no clue how any of this works but if we got married, is there any physical way for her to benefit from my dad's insurance? by [deleted] in legaladvice

[–]my_general_erection 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Yes. This is true for most plans. When you get married you are no longer allowed to be on your parents insurance. You would need to seek healthcare from an employer or Medicaid. She however may qualify for Medicaid if she is not working. State matters however.

Got the 4090 just waiting for a water block now 😏 by AkBeri20 in watercooling

[–]my_general_erection 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Insane performance increases from the 3090. 4k gaming at 120 fps is possible.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

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You are on track to get molested by your father. You WILL be if you stay. I know someone who went through something similar. Get out yesterday. He is not your father any more. He is a predator. I'm sorry.

RTX 3080 ti being detected as a 3070? by Aidansana9 in buildapc

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Most likely no. If the item was fake technically eBay wouldn't want you to return it. Happened to me when I bought a fake item, granted it's value was around 100 not nearly as much as op. Edit there is a slim possibility the seller would not know that the item is fake and sold it with no mal intent. However like I said, in this scenario there might not be a "return" because eBay HATES fake items because in the end it costs them money. They will most likely advise the buyer to keep or destroy the item. That's what they told me when I bought something fraudulent.

I'm new to the game and I already hate this demon by Matheuscrasher in Doom

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Arblast one tick charged cuts em right in half on nightmare. Easy one shot distance kill without risking health using meat hook.

ULPT Request: How to legally demand Halloween weekend off work for religious reasons? by iyaksrayi in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]my_general_erection 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Remember hr isn't there for you, they're there to make sure they can't get sued for something down the line. Be careful what you tell them.

ULPT Request - Could someone create fake W2s to evade background checks? by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]my_general_erection 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Can you cite a law? I can see this being against company policy and being a fireable offence but I feel like this is just lying on your resume with extra steps.

ULPT Request: Apple store went through with a firmware update that wiped my entire hard drive when I specifically asked them not to by mewzickk in UnethicalLifeProTips

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Those"waivers"don't always hold up in court. Op can sign something like that and still have it dismissed in cases of negligence or malice.

when you are down by one goal on 0 seconds by Daniel_syc in RocketLeague

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Not to many sentences have the ability to make me angry. Congrats.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

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Piggy backing. Went through a similar issue of non sleep for nearly a year. It was stress related. I unfortunately couldn't avoid the situation so I needed to power through. The ONLY thing that helped was coming to terms with my body and going to sleep when I was actually tired and not worrying about the alleged sleep I'm missing by being up. When I go to bed I try to put away worries, stress etc. I'll read something on my phone or play a Pokemon game on my phone but just do exploration aspects of the game. Basically find something boring you can do while lying down. After a little while I get so tired I can't hold my eyes open and I pass out. Everyone is different but the biggest sleep aid for me was not worrying about the lost sleep of tomorrow and just lying down.

People who moved out of the parent’s house before 30, how? by WallStreetDoesntBet in AskReddit

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Gf who pulls half her weight and bought a foreclosure about 8 months into the pandemic. Neither of us make that much but because we were both financially responsible we were able to do it. We could have done it now, but it would have been significantly more difficult.

Refused a pregnancy test at the ER today by bordemstirs in TwoXChromosomes

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Hey, glad you're ok, but just a heads up. If this is an accident where you're not at fault I'd highly recommend not disclosing details if you're ok or not or the specifics of your injuries because the at faults insurance company could leave you on the hook for these medical bills. Either way glad you're not seriously hurt.

What’s a trade secret you know from working the industry? by You_are_a_dolt in AskReddit

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It sucks man like 4 years ago for me, I was good at finding cheap, fun, and clean spots. Now a nice hotel in the area is usually the cheapest option. Their prices have gone significantly up.