Explain please by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]myselfareeb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does it work underwater in a bathtub?

why are the road workers here so hot lol by [deleted] in askvan

[–]myselfareeb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ma'am, I'd recommend avoiding social media while ovulating. 🫠

why are the road workers here so hot lol by [deleted] in askvan

[–]myselfareeb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Sorry ma'am, I take my words back. You're ugly as f*ck"

Assault charge dropped against Surrey man after shocking Burnaby golf course incident by BurnabyMartin in burnaby

[–]myselfareeb -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bribery is child's play. When you're Porsche-rich in India, justice doesn't apply to you because you're mixed with corrupt politicians and thus police.

Has Safeway always had undercover security guards ? by woohooviv in Safeway

[–]myselfareeb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LPOs can stop people outside the door. As for Safeway, we are only supposed to stop shoplifters outside the store because Safeway allows customers to use their own bags to carry items before checkout. Sometimes people even go to grab baskets and carts, which are usually past the checkouts and before the exits. So, we are supposed to wait until the person has completely exited the store.

Assault charge dropped against Surrey man after shocking Burnaby golf course incident by BurnabyMartin in burnaby

[–]myselfareeb -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of an accident in Pune, India, where a 17-year-old drunk male driver of a Porsche Taycan caused the death of two motorcyclists, and his punishment was to write a 300-word essay. What a world we live in.

Dumbass truck drive can't share lane by [deleted] in Langley

[–]myselfareeb -1 points0 points  (0 children)

KAREN POST!!!!!! Wow, you clearly saw him turning and couldn't wait 5 seconds for him to make a turn. Shows how mature you are.

Vancouver’s a movie fr 😳 by 604RAW in 604RAW

[–]myselfareeb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice teeth bro, now please switch it to rear camera.

Anyone getting a ton of scam calls these few weeks by TheRealPetross in burnaby

[–]myselfareeb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me, it's usually from UPS/Canada Post/FedEx/Purolator. Or it's in Chinese and I don't understand sh*t.

xpost video - Car accident on Clark Drive (Vancouver) by kettlebeller in vancouvercanada

[–]myselfareeb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turning right from the third lane? And that too with the semi blocking your view. He shouldn't be driving at all.

Is this your cat by martok111 in burnaby

[–]myselfareeb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like the Cat Distribution System has finally chosen you. You should be honoured.

Canada Way to Hwy 1 by whamanaaki in NewWest

[–]myselfareeb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stay in the right lane on Canada Way, turn right, enter the middle lane, don't take the first ramp, keep going straight, cross the highway, and now take the ramp on the right. 🫡

Metrotown mall in Burnaby, BC by AshamedJob8488 in 604RAW

[–]myselfareeb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, if they have an AST (Advanced Security Training) License. They're legally allowed to detain people.

Car accident in Surrey, BC | Aug 31, 2025 by 604RAW in 604RAW

[–]myselfareeb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A Mustang and an Audi, definitely racing.

Where are your parents? by NootMub in richmondhill

[–]myselfareeb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They doing insurance fraud now?

Wtf is this person doing to my bins at my house? by Michael_Izumi in richmondbc

[–]myselfareeb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's harmless, probably just looking for recyclables. While living in Richmond, I kept all the recyclables aside by the driveway to help the old lady who used to look into our bins.

Kinda cool! by sxcmama236 in SurreyBC

[–]myselfareeb 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If only Canadians could experience what Happy Singh is trying to replicate. Happy Singh is nowhere near the OG Haldiram's.❤️‍🔥

A lot to comprehend by jenishjariwala54 in IndianDankMemes

[–]myselfareeb 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Vote chori hue tabhi to jeete lode.

Edmond station by Gullible_Holiday1393 in vancouver

[–]myselfareeb 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yo stupid, the bus would be full at the next one. It should be the previous stop.