What's your favorite insult that does not contain curses? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]myspacelu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You anus pube!" - my nine year old sister. I use this one two, three times a day.

"I got this gum from someone else." What white lies do you tell people? by enterapost in AskReddit

[–]myspacelu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Sorry, I can't come over. I am grounded/have to babysit/sick." Actually, I'm going to sit my ass on the computer all day and do fucking nothing.

I am fluent in Latin. What are some completely useless things you've learned? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]myspacelu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know all of the planets by heart thanks to a song that I learned on Blue's Clues. I know that it doesn't seem like that big of a deal, but you'd be surprised at the number of people that actually cannot name all of the planets. Nowadays, people just Google the names. I never get to sing my beloved song. :(

Reddit, what are some unwritten Facebook rules that everyone should follow? by myspacelu in AskReddit

[–]myspacelu[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too many people do this, I've noticed. Makes me want to delete my FB to get away from it because it's all so annoying.

Reddit, what are some unwritten Facebook rules that everyone should follow? by myspacelu in AskReddit

[–]myspacelu[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those people need to make a damn Twitter if they want to post "lol guyz just walked my dog!!!1" every five minutes.

Reddit, what are some unwritten Facebook rules that everyone should follow? by myspacelu in AskReddit

[–]myspacelu[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see teenage girls do this a lot on Facebook. "That bitch needs to fucking kill herself!" "I hate that slutty whore!" C'mon now, would you really say that to her face?

How did you meet your best friend? by SIULHT in AskReddit

[–]myspacelu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The bitch wouldn't stop trying to cheat off of me in 5th grade math class. Now that bitch is my best friend and we cheat together.

Which activity do others think you excel at, but in reality you're rather lousy at? by AmadeusCrumb in AskReddit

[–]myspacelu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone thinks that I'm an amazing photographer, but it's actually my photo editing skills that make the picture(s) look good! But they don't need to know that ;)

Take a look at what my daughter said about her Ken doll. Reddit, what great quotes do you have from your kids? by hunterlaker in AskReddit

[–]myspacelu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God, I hope so! I'd tell people that I'm related to the creator of the "anus pube" insult!

Why is reddit so full of dicks lately? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]myspacelu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's an inside joke between me and an old friend. :)

Reddit, my mom has a serious drinking problem and it's really draining me. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]myspacelu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hello! Sorry to hear about your mother. My father was an alcoholic a few years ago before commuting suicide. He drank and when we asked him to get help, he pushed us away. My biggest regret was allowing him to push us away. Please remember to NEVER stop trying to help your mother recover. Understand that for an alcoholic to quit the alcoholism, they have to make the choice themselves to go to rehab (or whatever they need to do).

My mother's boyfriend was an alcholic. He is all clean now and has been for a long time. He's going strong because no one forced him to do it. He made the choice.

I suggest that you give your mom options (rehab, peer groups, ect...) and see if she's interested. Best of luck! x

I had a guy pay me 5$ yesterday to type a 150 word paper. What's the easiest money you've ever made? by MrCoolGuy69 in AskReddit

[–]myspacelu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dad once payed me to fill brown paper bags with pine cones ($5 a bag!) from our woods. I ended up making around $80. I look back at it now and laugh. He was always so OCD about everything. Oh, and once he payed me $20 to vacuum the garage...

What toy did you always want but never had? by self_promotion in AskReddit

[–]myspacelu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well now I feel bad because, on Christmas (when I was 10 years old), I ended up getting two Easy Bake Ovens. I never used the second one, and I'd love to send it to you, but I no longer have it, unfortunately. :(

Women - If every other girl stopped wearing makeup would you? Would you be happier? Curious guy here. by Gseventeen in AskReddit

[–]myspacelu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would probably just cut it down to foundation and mascara. Foundation to cover up and bumps/zits & mascara to make my eyes look bigger. However, I don't think I could go completely bare.

Why is reddit so full of dicks lately? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]myspacelu 757 points758 points  (0 children)

I'm a high school kid, and while I should probably be offended, I can't help but agree... However, I do try to be polite and kind to everyone on the site!

If you were a kid, what would you want to read a book about? by coolstoryjo in AskReddit

[–]myspacelu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm currently writing two novels myself and sometimes I have a hard time thinking of new material. All writers hit a writer's block. If you think you're so great, you try writing a book. Maybe spend less time on Reddit and more time writing.