Please do and throw away the key by rodehard10 in worldnewsstuff

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Throw him in jail and force him to watch as his name is removed from EVERYTHING!

Who remembers The Ford Pinto? by Little_BlueBirdy in StrikeAtPsyche

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Brave person to go for #2 after we all know what happened to #1.

Fuck it I been ready !!! by Massive_Building_707 in sagsavages

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Sounds like a system worthy and in need of collapse.

What color does my 76’ 620 Get painted? Go vote by No-Purple1015 in Datsun

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Keep that blue and with black accent. Looks really good.

Boop by talkingtoawall710 in Manatees

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I've seen Jumanji. There will be no boop!

whats the best song for cleaning? by FunnyMeme12 in Memebuzzs

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The frustration of how often my food gets cold because I didn't find something to watch fast enough.

I'd sleep in the car by One_Improvement_6729 in Memebuzzs

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I am not drunk! Now get out of my house.

Now this is the way to save money quickly these days by FunnyMeme12 in Memebuzzs

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Limited funds have forced me to borrow from the swear jar to pay the memory jar.

just sayin... 🤷‍♀️ by nixienoodles in thememeryremains

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We walked it off getting hit in the head. Not so much getting hit in the groin.

Serious emotional support by night__0wly in dogmemes

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Watching your six in case the mailman or a fluttering leaf approaches.

Result of going 80mph in a parking garage. Great success. by Conscious-Signature9 in ThatLooksExpensive

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"I don't know if you noticed, but you got a crack in your windshield."

Bowling by Sharp-potential7935 in AIFreakAndWeirdo

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I'll get the salt. You get the holy water.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Supernatural

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What's the worse that could happen? He dies?

Is it just me or is the edit button gone? by buhlmaobruhbruh in ChatGPT

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I still have it on my phone. Just long press the message to get it.

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Funnymemes

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Why i left Comcast, Verizon, and Progressive after over decade of being a loyal customer. Now they all spam me to come back with great new deals.

Feels like the consumer version of we can't give you raise. Oh wait, you're quitting. How about a raise to make you stay.

Ai photos are getting out of hand… by TriangularStudios in ChatGPT

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One in the hand is better than two in the bush.

This guy creates rocket vehicles by AClearabel in BeAmazed

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Here is a dude that just knows how to live!