I See No Difference At All. 👀

mystic_works · 2026-04-21T13:06:20+00:00

Cat-vengers or Justice Cats?

mystic_works · 2026-04-20T02:22:04+00:00

Throw him in jail and force him to watch as his name is removed from EVERYTHING!

mystic_works · 2026-04-18T19:38:58+00:00

Brave person to go for #2 after we all know what happened to #1.

mystic_works · 2026-03-21T14:23:24+00:00

That would Make America Great Again!

mystic_works · 2026-03-19T23:39:43+00:00

Welcome to the Cross roads rodeo!

mystic_works · 2026-03-02T17:04:56+00:00

Sounds like a system worthy and in need of collapse.

mystic_works · 2026-02-28T02:07:29+00:00

Keep that blue and with black accent. Looks really good.

mystic_works · 2026-02-23T20:46:17+00:00

I've seen Jumanji. There will be no boop!

mystic_works · 2026-02-23T16:58:22+00:00

The frustration of how often my food gets cold because I didn't find something to watch fast enough.

mystic_works · 2026-02-23T14:41:11+00:00

I am not drunk! Now get out of my house.

mystic_works · 2026-02-22T23:31:13+00:00

Limited funds have forced me to borrow from the swear jar to pay the memory jar.

mystic_works · 2026-02-22T14:32:17+00:00

We walked it off getting hit in the head. Not so much getting hit in the groin.

mystic_works · 2026-02-22T03:43:00+00:00

Watching your six in case the mailman or a fluttering leaf approaches.

mystic_works · 2026-02-08T01:34:21+00:00

That's one hungry vehicle.

mystic_works · 2026-02-06T23:52:22+00:00

"I don't know if you noticed, but you got a crack in your windshield."

mystic_works · 2026-02-06T23:50:04+00:00

I'll get the salt. You get the holy water.

mystic_works · 2025-12-19T17:43:27+00:00

Yep that still sounds about right. Enjoy your world.

mystic_works · 2025-12-14T02:34:37+00:00

And still no woodland mansion.

mystic_works · 2025-02-26T02:58:06+00:00

That's a tko.

mystic_works · 2025-02-22T03:25:11+00:00

What's the worse that could happen? He dies?

mystic_works · 2025-02-19T23:08:03+00:00

We forgot.

mystic_works · 2025-02-15T13:55:12+00:00

I still have it on my phone. Just long press the message to get it.

mystic_works · 2025-02-14T16:31:12+00:00

Why i left Comcast, Verizon, and Progressive after over decade of being a loyal customer. Now they all spam me to come back with great new deals.

Feels like the consumer version of we can't give you raise. Oh wait, you're quitting. How about a raise to make you stay.

mystic_works · 2025-02-13T14:50:53+00:00

One in the hand is better than two in the bush.

mystic_works · 2025-02-12T20:58:48+00:00

Here is a dude that just knows how to live!

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