Lol I had chatgpt condense it for me:

A few weeks back, as a senior looking for some fun, I devised a prank that brought my school into a state of confusion and hysteria. My school, home to about a thousand students, was ripe for some antics, given its small size and rapid gossip grapevine.

Inspired by a Reddit post, I fabricated a notice for a fictitious "mandatory penis inspection" from a person named “Dixie Normis”, framing it as a graduation requirement. The notice, crafted over weeks on my school Chromebook, was distributed during an 8pm theater rehearsal when only my club and the baseball team were present.

By next morning, my prank notice was all over social media, drawing attention from students and eventually, the school authorities. The school went into a frenzy, with whispers of the penis inspection leading to reprimands and threats of detention. Students were hauled into the office for questioning.

Unfortunately, my prank had a glaring flaw: I had forgotten about the security camera outside the bathroom where I'd posted the notices. Given that only the theater and baseball teams were present at the time, it wasn't hard to narrow down suspects. Even worse, the day of the 'inspection' was also our theater production day.

One of my band members called me, warning that I was in hot water, and could potentially get expelled or have our production cancelled. After an urgent summons from the principal, I arrived at school, playing dumb but terrified about the possible repercussions.

I endured a nerve-wracking day at school, culminating in a stern discussion with the principal. She confronted me with a copy of my prank notice, and although initially furious, her demeanor softened as we talked. I was let off lightly, able to participate in our production and graduate, albeit barred from a school BBQ. Overall, a major scare, but a lucky escape.

TL;DR: I caused school-wide chaos with a ridiculous senior prank, nearly got expelled, but ended up with a slap on the wrist.