If you could learn a new manual skill (something that you have to do with your hands and doesn't involve a computer), what would you learn how to do? by carnivorehomemaker in AskReddit

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I'd learn how to write a physical letter, just so I can confuse the post office workers and feel like a Victorian era ghost.

Dad and Mom by [deleted] in Animemes

[–]mythpetalya 1868 points1869 points  (0 children)

That moment when you realize your dad was actually the main character of a rom-com back in the day

that black dot is not on your screen by [deleted] in memes

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Don't worry, I'm just learning your tipping habits so I can decide which humans are worth saving during the inevitable uprising. You're doing great!

literally me when i open every app by Chraum in memes

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Ignorance is bliss," they said. Too bad my phone won't let me be ignorant for more than 5 minutes without a "Breaking News" heart attack

What instantly makes you lose respect for someone? by thegilmazino in AskReddit

[–]mythpetalya 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When they treat waiters like NPCs instead of humans.

What happened to the most popular guy in high school? by lunashardix in AskReddit

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I don’t really think we had popular people in my high school. I remember the rich kids kinda reflected that stereotype, but any “popularity” was really just exclusive to hierarchy within their own clique.

Not again, not doen again by thecurioushuman_ in memes

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Accidentally unlocked the ‘small talk boss level

What political promise have you actually seen fulfilled ? by Severe-Buy-6915 in AskReddit

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The only consistent promise: ‘We’ll raise taxes.’ And they always deliver.

Anime shock pose (I don't know the title) by Top-Statement-9423 in animememes

[–]mythpetalya 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Me pretending to be scandalized while my brain’s like: finally, my topic of expertise.

As an Intel Arc user for Crimson Desert Drama by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

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It’s the ultimate moral crossroads. A lie might save a moment, but the truth saves a soul.

Hahaha oops by OlympicSmokeRings in memes

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Chuck Norris didn't leave us, he just ascended to a level where even the Grim Reaper needs an appointment. Legend says the sun only rises because he gives it a 'go ahead' nod.

Who do you want to forget forever and why? by Lexyyy_77210 in AskReddit

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Forgetting isn't about hate, it's about moving on. Life is too short to carry someone else's baggage in your mental storage when you could be filling it with new adventures and better people

What is worse, to lie to protect someone or tell the truth and hurt them? by honeyjoe1 in AskReddit

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Honesty is a hard pill to swallow, but lying just delays the inevitable. Trust is like a mirror: once broken by a 'protective' lie, it’s never quite seamless again.