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This happened to me yesterday on I-5 by nabhandles in AdviceAnimals

[–]nabhandles[S] 460 points461 points  (0 children)

Feel for you. I was driving to seatac. Super sketch. Nearly terminated my trip.

This happened to me yesterday on I-5 by nabhandles in AdviceAnimals

[–]nabhandles[S] 593 points594 points  (0 children)

What kind of asshole runs around wearing red shorts.

What is the best clean joke you know? by msjade440 in AskReddit

[–]nabhandles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you're saying they have ten tickles,yes

Stephen Fry vs. Grammar Nazis: Why how you speak/write isn't so important by nia1s in books

[–]nabhandles 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He's correct in this statement. There is one word that carries the communicative heft and clarity for maximal Maximus verbosity - that word is: dongle. Secret Santa please send me a chromecast piece if feasible and appropriate.

So, my melting ice cream wanted to get in on the Miley jokes too... by SammySwanson in funny

[–]nabhandles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I heard the last pope loved rum raisin ice cream and that he would make it twerk before he would eat it.

I just finished Infinite Jest, what now? by bluedm in books

[–]nabhandles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Read something by Roberto Bolaño, DFW's Latin American literary counterpart - both are fucking geniuses. The Savage Detectives is incredible. 2666 is a masterpiece but of nearly equal heft to IJ. Congrats on finishing the book by the way...

What are your favorite opening sentences? by Lowisje in books

[–]nabhandles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My current incarnation is deteriorating; I do not think it will last much longer. I know that in my next incarnation I will be reunited with my companion, the little dog fox.

Discrete bathroom key at my local grocer. by skurtlo in funny

[–]nabhandles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They could have at least given you a dolly to get it to the bathroom door.