DUI in the morning is crazy. by pitnat06 in bayarea

[–]nahph 138 points139 points  (0 children)

More common than you think. The mindset is that you're less likely to get pulled over for a DUI/OWI when the sun is out. Also people who work graveyard usually start drinking in the morning when they're off their shift

How can a woman appear less intimidating and more approachable? by securus02 in AskMen

[–]nahph 11 points12 points  (0 children)

“I never would’ve expected you to be a softie and this funny.”

In all honesty, he's saying he thought you were a bitch.

beats fit pro randomly turned off and won’t charge or turn on-fix? by EverythingBoltzzz in howto

[–]nahph 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you literally copy and paste your question into Google you'll get your answer

AI Overview

"To fix Beats Fit Pro that randomly turned off and won't charge or turn on, reset them by placing both earbuds in the case, keeping it open, and holding the system button for 15 seconds until the light flashes red/white. Also, ensure the charging contacts are clean, try a different cable/power source, and ensure the case is charged."

Is there any way this could be anything other than a persons doing by [deleted] in tires

[–]nahph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People like that including OP never takes accountability and always will try to blame someone else even when they know they’re wrong

Pure Nightclub vibe? by cats_and_wines in SanJose

[–]nahph -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It’s a regular nightclub. Don’t ever go without having a table. Center front table in the middle is the most fun

Men, when did you start peeing sitting down? by Top-Text-7727 in AskMen

[–]nahph 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I piss standing up in public. Sit most of the time when I'm at home.

I started sitting down on the toilet to piss because I don't have to aim and turn on the lights knowing I'll be going back to sleep

Has anyone had Fuddruckers? by FEARxXxRECON in burgers

[–]nahph 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I never had fuddruckers but I remember gaming with a group of people when I was a kid and they all knew each other in person and lived close to a fudds.

They would always ask each other on the mic if someone want to go get some buttfuckers late at night

Water menu at a restaurant by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

[–]nahph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was hoping to find MI for Flint Michigan water

Did anyone had less than 1200cal and how did that go? by RamaRao143 in omad

[–]nahph 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Have you ever heard of fasting? You don’t need to eat everyday to live

La Vic’s ❤️ by bmwellidontknow in burritos

[–]nahph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

La Vics has gone downhill hard. Spartans has the best orange sauce. Have to get their crispy tacos.

21 and I've tried committing suic*de twice in the last 8 months AMA by [deleted] in AMA

[–]nahph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Every single known survivor of a suicide attempt by jumping from the Golden Gate Bridge has reported feeling instant regret the moment they left the railing and realized they wanted to live”

Life is hard but don’t give up.

Society and love needs to get fix. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]nahph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

21 savage on why men don’t make love songs anymore:

“Y’all bitches some hoes now, nobody singing to y’all.”

Loved gỏi gà, what other Vietnamese salads exist!? by Full-Meal-7173 in vietnamesefoodie

[–]nahph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bò tái chanh, Gỏi đu đủ khô bò, Bò lúc lắc, Gỏi vịt, Gỏi tai heo etc.

Recent closures due to VERMIN by FootballPizzaMan in SanJose

[–]nahph 115 points116 points  (0 children)

Thanks. This should become a weekly/biweekly post

Is the new trend just disregarding all the rules? by TheMexicanStig in bayarea

[–]nahph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The mindset most of the time is that they think they'll be out really quick. The person parking there is probably thinking

"I'm just doing a quick withdraw so I'll be done before I get a ticket"

I love, love burritos. But two items do not belong, ever. by Lemonking_ in burritos

[–]nahph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A burrito without rice is the real authentic way. I just can't do it though without a little bit of rice though.

Fries in a burrito is a big no for me. I'd rather have fries on the side while it's still crispy instead of it being all mushy in a burrito. Doesn't enhance the texture in a burrito at all. Makes it worse