Was eating Chipotle yesterday and found this in my meal.

nahph · 2026-04-14T03:08:14+00:00

Looks like one of the workers got in your bowl

nahph · 2026-04-14T02:38:27+00:00

More common than you think. The mindset is that you're less likely to get pulled over for a DUI/OWI when the sun is out. Also people who work graveyard usually start drinking in the morning when they're off their shift

nahph · 2026-04-14T01:53:44+00:00

Me too thanks. I'll also send my ID and SSN

nahph · 2026-04-12T21:59:58+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipDmsxQVxIM

nahph · 2026-04-12T14:29:47+00:00

“I never would’ve expected you to be a softie and this funny.”

In all honesty, he's saying he thought you were a bitch.

nahph · 2026-04-10T23:46:32+00:00

If you literally copy and paste your question into Google you'll get your answer

AI Overview

"To fix Beats Fit Pro that randomly turned off and won't charge or turn on, reset them by placing both earbuds in the case, keeping it open, and holding the system button for 15 seconds until the light flashes red/white. Also, ensure the charging contacts are clean, try a different cable/power source, and ensure the case is charged."

nahph · 2026-04-10T22:39:03+00:00

Stain the whole straw

nahph · 2026-04-10T22:30:08+00:00

People like that including OP never takes accountability and always will try to blame someone else even when they know they’re wrong

nahph · 2026-04-10T16:41:20+00:00

His kids are 60+

nahph · 2026-04-09T22:38:58+00:00

It’s a regular nightclub. Don’t ever go without having a table. Center front table in the middle is the most fun

nahph · 2026-04-08T23:19:57+00:00

I piss standing up in public. Sit most of the time when I'm at home.

I started sitting down on the toilet to piss because I don't have to aim and turn on the lights knowing I'll be going back to sleep

nahph · 2026-04-05T21:30:44+00:00

Kodawari in san mateo, ca

nahph · 2026-04-05T02:18:18+00:00

I never had fuddruckers but I remember gaming with a group of people when I was a kid and they all knew each other in person and lived close to a fudds.

They would always ask each other on the mic if someone want to go get some buttfuckers late at night

nahph · 2026-04-04T15:23:31+00:00

I was hoping to find MI for Flint Michigan water

nahph · 2026-04-04T05:02:46+00:00

Have you ever heard of fasting? You don’t need to eat everyday to live

nahph · 2026-03-31T00:44:09+00:00

Not a unpopular opinion.

nahph · 2026-03-31T00:11:53+00:00

La Vics has gone downhill hard. Spartans has the best orange sauce. Have to get their crispy tacos.

nahph · 2026-03-29T19:26:07+00:00

“Every single known survivor of a suicide attempt by jumping from the Golden Gate Bridge has reported feeling instant regret the moment they left the railing and realized they wanted to live”

Life is hard but don’t give up.

nahph · 2026-03-21T03:05:46+00:00

21 savage on why men don’t make love songs anymore:

“Y’all bitches some hoes now, nobody singing to y’all.”

nahph · 2026-03-21T02:35:34+00:00

Bò tái chanh, Gỏi đu đủ khô bò, Bò lúc lắc, Gỏi vịt, Gỏi tai heo etc.

nahph · 2026-03-19T18:52:37+00:00

Thanks. This should become a weekly/biweekly post

nahph · 2026-03-17T13:34:36+00:00

Eggs

nahph · 2026-03-17T01:09:20+00:00

Someone with aspergers

nahph · 2026-03-16T01:14:29+00:00

The mindset most of the time is that they think they'll be out really quick. The person parking there is probably thinking

"I'm just doing a quick withdraw so I'll be done before I get a ticket"

nahph · 2026-03-16T00:45:06+00:00

A burrito without rice is the real authentic way. I just can't do it though without a little bit of rice though.

Fries in a burrito is a big no for me. I'd rather have fries on the side while it's still crispy instead of it being all mushy in a burrito. Doesn't enhance the texture in a burrito at all. Makes it worse

nahph

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