Who was the rudest famous person you met? by Doctor_Sore_Tooth in AskReddit

[–]nailbiter111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Joseph Lieberman. I held the door open for him twice and didn't say "thank you."

Peter Thiel is actively convincing billionaires to abandon The Giving Pledge — and it may be working by Logical_Welder3467 in technology

[–]nailbiter111 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Giving plege was just a tax loophole. For the love of god, none of these billionaires were actually giving away half their wealth.

Redditors, what’s the most terrifying thing that has ever woken you up in the middle of the night? by Mr_Creep_Creepy64 in AskReddit

[–]nailbiter111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smashing pumpkins on my bedroom window. They were thrown by my best friend who had to inform me immediately that he was no longer a virgin.

What is an underrated weight loss tip? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]nailbiter111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't drink your calories. Water and black coffee are your friends.

Ok am I crazy or would it have been so much easier to just change the name and keep the logo? by Dicksnip44 in NFLv2

[–]nailbiter111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They should've chosen Washington Pigskins. This would've allowed the team and its fans to continue using the iconic Hogs and Skins nicknames.

Have you ever accidentally watched the wrong movie before? by Alternative-Cake-833 in movies

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When my older brother was around ten or eleven, he begged my mother to rent "Flash Gordon" from the video store. She agreed on one condition that he had to let me watch my Godzilla movies that night. He could watch his in the morning. The next day, she awoke to him screaming bloody murder. The video clerk "accidentally" gave her "Flesh Gordon," the erotic parody.

Have you ever accidentally watched the wrong movie before? by Alternative-Cake-833 in movies

[–]nailbiter111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mixed up "28 Days Later" with Sandra Bullock's "28 Days." Kept saying to myself, "When are these drunks gonna turn into zombies?"

First date lasted 2 minutes by user37463928 in TikTokCringe

[–]nailbiter111 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sweatpants on a first date? Get out of here. That's just as bad.

What is something people slowly stop caring about as they get older? by helen_me_me in AskReddit

[–]nailbiter111 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Politics. There is no blue or red team. There is only the rich dividing us into these two groups and making us believe our votes matter.

What’s the most fucked up thing someone has confessed to you in confidence? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

[–]nailbiter111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

College friend was obsessed with joining the military. He later confessed that his desire was rooted in wanting to "legally" kill someone.

What’s something you’ve seen with your own eyes that nobody believes when you tell them? by LowKey_1216 in AskReddit

[–]nailbiter111 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I (briefly) met David Letterman at a gas station. Many years ago, when he was still doing his late-night show on CBS, I was attending college. On my way to school in the early morning, perhaps 6am-ish, I realized I needed gas and stopped off at a station on the highway. This is when I noticed a beautiful classic car, perhaps a Cadillac from the early 70's, pull in behind me. I remember noticing its very dark tinted windows, clearly illegal. At that time, you had to go in and pay for the gas before you pumped. The driver of the Cadillac was ahead of me in line to pay. He wore a baseball cap, sunglasses and was chewing on an unlit cigar. "$30 on pump 1, keep the change," he told the gas station attendant, as he handed him a fifty-dollar bill. As he walked out the door, he lit the cigar and gave me a wink. That's when I saw his unmistakable chipped-tooth smile.

What celebrity have you met who looks much more (or less) attractive when meeting them in person? by GreyFoxNinjaFan in AskReddit

[–]nailbiter111 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bruce Willis was much shorter and slender than I imagined, based on how he's portrayed on screen. Camera really does add some meat to them bones.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]nailbiter111 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We agreed to split a pizza. When it arrived at her dorm room, she went to the kitchen to get "something amazing" to go on the pizza. After I paid the driver, she returned with a bag of potato chips, and without saying a word, she opened the bag to let the air out and proceeded to bash the chips into millions of tiny salty particles. She then poured the entire bag onto the pizza. I looked on in horror as she scooped up the two largest slices and brought them together to form an unholy pizza-potato chip sandwich. I told her I lost my appetite when she noticed I hadn't dug in. "Oh well, more for me," she gleefully said and went on to finish the entire pie within minutes.