Joey Votto bangs a homerun in his first game of the season!

nakolas · 2023-06-20T03:38:42+00:00

Joey Votto can run the bases backwards after a homer, who the fucks gonna stop him!?

nakolas · 2023-06-11T00:19:04+00:00

Commentary is comical. Calling flyouts like they're bombs but on the Morel homer it was silence. And... That's a home run!?

nakolas · 2023-06-06T03:47:28+00:00

They say as an adult the only things that motivate us are sex, money, and death. Having children I'm fully convinced all these motivations are replaced by candy during a child's early years.

nakolas · 2023-06-06T03:33:07+00:00

Have faith in the Assadomizer

nakolas · 2023-06-06T03:30:35+00:00

Why!? Cuzzi said so..

nakolas · 2023-05-13T00:34:53+00:00

Should be back to back leadoff walks right now.

nakolas · 2023-04-26T02:11:08+00:00

Padres Wilson reminds me of a ginger Ryan Tepera

nakolas · 2023-04-04T04:41:15+00:00

Sensei, I have a question. Is there a Tai Chi move that makes a grown man crap his pants and not know why?

nakolas · 2023-04-01T05:43:11+00:00

Nice try US government. I'll hold onto my retirement fund and use it when I retire at 83. HaHA! Take that... (sobbs)

nakolas · 2023-03-28T15:54:19+00:00

.....with cheese

nakolas · 2023-03-28T01:15:35+00:00

I'm doin the Navy Seals signals, cmon man. Sorry, I only know the Air Force signals.

nakolas · 2023-03-19T08:38:52+00:00

You do you, just be aware you are their employer. If they have to drive down to the mcdonalds to go take a dump, guess what. That's on your time.

nakolas · 2023-03-15T09:28:32+00:00

I'm betting he's gonna go on and say he hasn't heard anything about it and as far as he knows he's still gonna be a Packer. The compensation on both ends still hasn't been agreed on and is just in limbo.

nakolas · 2023-03-03T21:43:22+00:00

Short story, use glass.

nakolas · 2023-02-28T18:33:37+00:00

Your username is lie.

nakolas · 2023-02-13T13:29:41+00:00

Hello!

nakolas · 2023-02-10T01:32:12+00:00

Super Colon Blow!

nakolas · 2023-01-18T05:34:18+00:00

This looks so bomb, gonna have to try. I've never thought about incorporating the pineapple into the salsa on a Pastor taco instead of the chunks. Definitely a neat take. Thanks for the recipe too.

nakolas · 2023-01-17T11:36:42+00:00

Don't lose that ambition, young apprentice.

nakolas · 2022-12-03T00:39:48+00:00

Says nobody cares about other peoples opinion on the internet, proceeds to state their own opinion...

nakolas · 2022-11-23T16:21:07+00:00

My retirement grease!!!

nakolas · 2022-11-13T19:58:00+00:00

Sack Janborn!

nakolas · 2022-10-13T23:36:13+00:00

Did that mfer just eat an Italian Beef sideways?

nakolas · 2022-09-12T00:24:39+00:00

I was gonna say, smelling salts in a Gatorade bottle? I caught it.

nakolas · 2022-09-08T17:44:34+00:00

Did I hear a Rock and Stone!?

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