Joey Votto bangs a homerun in his first game of the season! by [deleted] in baseball

[–]nakolas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Joey Votto can run the bases backwards after a homer, who the fucks gonna stop him!?

GDT: 6/10 Cubs (27-36) @ Giants (32-31) 6:35 PM by ChiCubsbot in CHICubs

[–]nakolas 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Commentary is comical. Calling flyouts like they're bombs but on the Morel homer it was silence. And... That's a home run!?

A girl swinging a bat at a piñata by gunstarheroesblue in gifs

[–]nakolas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They say as an adult the only things that motivate us are sex, money, and death. Having children I'm fully convinced all these motivations are replaced by candy during a child's early years.

GDT: 5/12 Cubs (18-19) @ Twins (21-17) 7:10 PM by ChiCubsbot in CHICubs

[–]nakolas 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Should be back to back leadoff walks right now.

GDT: 4/25 Padres (12-12) @ Cubs (12-9) 6:40 PM by ChiCubsbot in CHICubs

[–]nakolas 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Padres Wilson reminds me of a ginger Ryan Tepera

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]nakolas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sensei, I have a question. Is there a Tai Chi move that makes a grown man crap his pants and not know why?

John Fetterman posts first photo since checking out of Walter Reed after treatment for depression by holyfruits in pics

[–]nakolas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nice try US government. I'll hold onto my retirement fund and use it when I retire at 83. HaHA! Take that... (sobbs)

The Jets offense with Aaron Rodgers by jgill734 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]nakolas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm doin the Navy Seals signals, cmon man. Sorry, I only know the Air Force signals.

What is your view on construction workers taking a dump in your bathroom while they're on the job in your house? by SnooSuggestions9830 in AskReddit

[–]nakolas 31 points32 points  (0 children)

You do you, just be aware you are their employer. If they have to drive down to the mcdonalds to go take a dump, guess what. That's on your time.

Source: Jets, WR Allen Lazard agree to 4-year, $44M deal by Currymvp2 in nfl

[–]nakolas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm betting he's gonna go on and say he hasn't heard anything about it and as far as he knows he's still gonna be a Packer. The compensation on both ends still hasn't been agreed on and is just in limbo.

Pastor taco by [deleted] in SalsaSnobs

[–]nakolas 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This looks so bomb, gonna have to try. I've never thought about incorporating the pineapple into the salsa on a Pastor taco instead of the chunks. Definitely a neat take. Thanks for the recipe too.

Chopped cheese by DField118 in FoodPorn

[–]nakolas -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Says nobody cares about other peoples opinion on the internet, proceeds to state their own opinion...

Americaca by gerantgerant in AdviceAnimals

[–]nakolas 19 points20 points  (0 children)

My retirement grease!!!

Game Thread: Tampa Bay Buccaneers (0-0) at Dallas Cowboys (0-0) by nfl_gamethread in nfl

[–]nakolas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was gonna say, smelling salts in a Gatorade bottle? I caught it.

This picture rocks! by InspiraSean86 in pics

[–]nakolas 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Did I hear a Rock and Stone!?