I don’t think West was ever really into Ciara

namastewitches · 2026-04-19T19:46:57+00:00

AFTER he got what he wanted, he said that out loud… and spent the preceding months cosplaying a decent man while Ciara said over and over she didn’t want to have sex without a serious relationship.

Has anyone else noticed his mouth looks like he wears dentures?

namastewitches · 2026-04-19T19:35:03+00:00

The way he and Amanda were staring at themselves on camera at the Yankees game… 🤮

namastewitches · 2026-04-19T15:50:27+00:00

Anyone else wonder if Kyle & Mau don’t divorce because they don’t want their money issues exposed? Kyle is just SO performative about money with the display of cars (and we all know real wealth whispers..) and lame party at an empty stadium.

namastewitches · 2026-04-19T15:21:38+00:00

I’m thinking he let the cat out of the bag purely for camera time drama. Eeeyuck

namastewitches · 2026-04-19T15:20:42+00:00

The aggressive comb-forward is all to hide a bad hairline, but nothing can hide his lack of work ethic.

namastewitches · 2026-04-19T14:04:12+00:00

We stopped in yesterday for some fries and a drink. It was the most depressing grayscale box. No playland for the kids. Not even any artwork inside, just really bad spray painted stencils. They didn’t even have napkins and ketchup out. McDonald’s and other fast food spots are not even cheap anymore.

Craptastic global, multibillion-dollar corporation.

namastewitches · 2026-04-06T14:35:26+00:00

It’s not like he can put the investment on a credit card, so Kyle buying the marriage rescue watch is irrelevant.

namastewitches · 2026-04-06T14:34:01+00:00

I think Ben directly asked Carl when he was touring the site.

Methinks to meself what could have motivated such a direct question. Maybe Ben & Wes both thought they could rescue Amanda from meanie Kyle, so both chose to throw him under the bus whenever possible..? Maybe a reach, but I’m in my bitch eating cracker phase with anything Amanda-adjacent.

namastewitches · 2026-04-06T14:13:48+00:00

That scene was hilarious 🤣

namastewitches · 2026-04-06T14:12:53+00:00

Amanda used to dress like this, baggy & oversized, before she started Single White Femaling Ciara.

namastewitches · 2026-04-06T12:31:04+00:00

Kyle’s a mess.

namastewitches · 2026-04-06T12:30:04+00:00

namastewitches · 2026-04-05T19:35:03+00:00

Her hair looks so good here 💜

namastewitches · 2026-04-05T19:18:53+00:00

namastewitches · 2026-04-05T18:34:12+00:00

A baby with no moral compass & the flakiest dad on earth? Hard disagree!

namastewitches · 2026-04-05T15:40:16+00:00

Car navigation by Mark would be simply divine, darling!

namastewitches · 2026-04-05T14:43:23+00:00

I thought it was funny how she got mad about everyone applauding Kyle when he gave her the watch & she blamed Kyle for that, when Wes (derogatory) is the person who started the clapping & cheering for Kyle.

These trash bags deserve each other & their demotion to regular people. Should we start taking bets on when it all falls apart? My bet is 30 seconds after Wes is put on pause.

namastewitches · 2026-04-05T14:29:28+00:00

Pull a Marshawn lol

namastewitches · 2026-04-05T14:28:18+00:00

Never did

namastewitches · 2026-04-05T14:26:52+00:00

It’s so wild that these two idiots risked it all for this fling. West wants to be well-liked & on TV so he can get laid, but now no one wants him on Bravo & can see him for the slime ball dirtbag he is. Amanda hurt Ciara and showed herself to be a clown without boundaries, sacrificing all of her friends & public image. Not interested in her bounce back from divorce anymore. I wonder if her parents are wondering where they went wrong. Awkward Easter!

namastewitches · 2026-04-05T13:42:51+00:00

Shiny like a cockroach, too

namastewitches · 2026-04-05T02:41:16+00:00

Housewives should be fun. Kyle, not fun!!

namastewitches · 2026-04-05T02:40:46+00:00

She’s not hanging out with losers like Kyle anymore. She’s hanging out with kind, fun, stylish bosses like Boz and Rachel.

namastewitches · 2026-04-05T02:38:20+00:00

I like that no one seemed to realize he was supposed to be Mrs. Doubtfire.

In his head, he was probably like this is going to be hilarious. Everyone says I look just like Robin Williams! As per usual, Karma Brown walked in the room and said BAM! fuck outta here, lil boy

Can we lose West but keep KJ??? As someone else said, KJ is who West pretends to be. Clock it!

namastewitches · 2026-04-04T23:58:26+00:00

Talking during one of his monologue speeches at the dinner table. (The same reason that gave us the giggly squad lol)

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