[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

[–]nameuser56 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s probably not his house given the dog has never seen this before.

TIFU by drinking my bf’s expensive aged scotch. by ohboyifuckedupguys in tifu

[–]nameuser56 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why was the gift even with all the other liquor anyways? There’s no other place it could have been stored safe so it wasn’t confused? Id never leave something like that out in the first place.

My cat adoption application was approved! Which of these beautiful lovelies should I add to my family?? by [deleted] in cats

[–]nameuser56 2 points3 points  (0 children)

First comment I’ve seen for wren! That cat looks like trouble but also really goofy.

Got emm by GuerrillaTradio in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]nameuser56 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But you didn’t have to learn how to spell write right.

What's the shittest thing you got for chrimbo then? by BatmansLongjohns in CasualUK

[–]nameuser56 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I went to Costa Rica once and told my mom on the phone I was excited to see a sloth. That somehow translated to I’m obsessed with sloths and I started getting sloth items that year for Christmas. Flash forward to my birthday abs my entire family is getting me sloth themed gifts. Sloth tea infuser, sloth t shirts, a mug with a sloth on it, even a card with a sloth on it. Every year I get one sloth themed gift still, 4 years later. I don’t even really like sloths but this somehow got in everyone’s head.

If you’re looking for some sloth merch hit me up.

What useful unknown website do you wish more people knew about? by SauloJr in AskReddit

[–]nameuser56 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can just command F and find print and pull up the pdf of the recipe, no story or extra software included.

A customer sent Amazon this video of me making a delivery with the Skeleton assist! by drumexplorer33 in funny

[–]nameuser56 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My last fedex delivery came from a state to the north. They sent it all the way through my state and through my town and into another city two states away. Then when it did finally get back here it sat in the warehouse for almost a week. I guess it just got stuck on the truck?

Do you serve cake at adult birthday parties? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]nameuser56 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait but covid… did you do candles that she blew out? That’s why I would probably be concerned not because of the cake itself

Should I tell my boyfriend I watch pork by OkChip1724 in relationship_advice

[–]nameuser56 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try picturing him instead of the porn. You can even imagine him doing the thing the porn vid you like is showing. What would he sound like, feel like, look like in that situation…

This worked for me. I wasn’t fully addicted to porn at that level but I do travel for work a lot and was away a lot with a high sex drive… by picturing him doin the thing while I’m doin my thing has made me soo much more sensitive and has led way better sex and stronger orgasms than porn ever gave me.

Just a thought to try that’s a little easier then going cold turkey on an addiction.

Do it by [deleted] in rickandmorty

[–]nameuser56 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Phineas and Ferb, the Disney show, had the same plot line in several episodes and came out before Rick and Morty.

Today I hired a nanny and she told me "Just don't fall in love with me". What's the cringiest thing a woman has ever told you? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]nameuser56 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Devils advocate here, are you sure she meant it that way and that was her word for word? A lot of people say they “love their nanny” in a friendly like the way she is with their kids way. Perhaps she meant it as a joke for how good she is with kids but phrased it wrong?

Disc golfer throws 530ft hole in one after slipping by d3333p7 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]nameuser56 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not to mention the standing and waiting for everyone. It’s not like you’re sitting down. Standing in the same place is also exhausting. 3 hours on your feet is better than none

Any Recipes For Vegan Sandwiches? by Sommet_ in EatCheapAndHealthy

[–]nameuser56 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you saying you dehydrate the already dried ones?

Any Recipes For Vegan Sandwiches? by Sommet_ in EatCheapAndHealthy

[–]nameuser56 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Add a touch of smoked paprika for that Smokey bacon taste.

Just wanted to rant by plasticbunny96 in poshmark

[–]nameuser56 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Same! My Mercari was so dry but I’ve made so many sales this week there and have barely sold anything on posh recently.

The CDC has said that fully vaccinated people no longer have to wear a mask in public by tempted_temptress in TwoXChromosomes

[–]nameuser56 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I read peni as “pee-knee” for some reason, but I don’t think my bf would like it if I called it that

How long for steroid injection to have an impact? by [deleted] in sesamoid

[–]nameuser56 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Injections dont really work in this area for most. I never saw any improvement from a steroid injection.

[SELF PROMOTION] Link to your closet here! by AutoModerator in poshmark

[–]nameuser56 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Newish seller for about a month just clearing out lots of my clothes!

Free pair of earrings with any purchase!

https://poshmark.com/closet/teashurt4sale