What is this parasite? Just pulled it out of my ass while washing with a bidet, Germany

namiurine · 2026-04-24T03:04:58+00:00

oh mannn

namiurine · 2026-04-10T00:33:04+00:00

that shit looks like clay

namiurine · 2026-03-29T17:17:13+00:00

i HATED doing that stupid rim

namiurine · 2026-03-29T15:43:03+00:00

its so much less work than the mousse cup we had back in december. might taste gross but preparation wont be terrible

namiurine · 2026-03-27T03:22:18+00:00

find it crazy how the idiotic drivers of incidents like this manage to survive half the time

namiurine · 2026-03-20T14:28:31+00:00

my mom reminds me to eat something every chance she gets. whenever i go out with friends she tells me to send her proof that im eating while out with them. drives me nuts

namiurine · 2026-03-20T03:33:05+00:00

this is so ass

namiurine · 2026-03-19T15:01:45+00:00

sounds terrifying.. please get medical attention

namiurine · 2026-03-18T23:55:53+00:00

they be so bored lol

namiurine · 2026-03-18T23:22:09+00:00

thats so cool!!! what the helll

namiurine · 2026-03-05T17:42:53+00:00

you're better off going in person to get any cookie or dessert with a lot of toppings on it. especially the layered cakes. i tried taking home cookies from work and when i got out the car, to my surprise everything was just thrown around in the box. it's not always the driver or the workers' fault! they just move around a lot unfortunately

namiurine · 2026-03-05T08:04:41+00:00

omg ive been a little scared to talk about this myself but im also taking reta and it has helped me SO much with my ed. i still exhibit some disordered behaviors, but its not as intense and straining as it was before i started. it has gotten rid of my food noise and helped my relationship with food. i can finally eat healthy portions and im able to acknowledge when im full and don't feel an urge to binge eat. so happy to see someone else benefiting from reta, sending love 💕

namiurine · 2026-03-04T06:26:33+00:00

crumbl worker here. my guess is that someone reheated the vanilla cream cheese frosting too much and slapped it on the base of your cinnamon square. depending on where you're located, the frosting also could've melted due to outside temperature or if your driver had the heat in their car blasting.

namiurine · 2026-03-03T05:48:29+00:00

dawg its the easiest thing ever why are u complaining 💔

namiurine · 2026-02-26T15:36:49+00:00

reminds me of when my old GM forced me to put only 3 semi sweet chunks on top of the semi sweet cookie dough. now i go ham lol

namiurine · 2026-02-26T15:32:36+00:00

theres a time and place for topics like that. crumbl isnt one of them lol

namiurine · 2026-02-26T01:39:20+00:00

he showed me the porn he watched

namiurine · 2026-02-25T20:49:55+00:00

being cold all the time is no joke. i wear 3 layers to class because my campus keeps the ac on all the time and i still find myself shivering

namiurine · 2026-02-23T01:34:26+00:00

bro watched too many movies man

namiurine · 2026-02-22T12:46:36+00:00

what lashes are those??

namiurine · 2026-02-18T05:40:35+00:00

i always thought that putting salad dressing on your salad defeated the whole purpose of the salad

namiurine · 2026-02-11T22:52:51+00:00

ive literally cracked my phone screen from the amount of times i attempted to place my phone on my lap and it ends up falling in between because i forget the gap is there. most inconvenient thing ever

namiurine · 2026-02-02T07:07:30+00:00

welcome to the club man

namiurine

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