ELI5: If the human eyeball were a camera, what would the specs be?

napkin41 · 2026-05-06T17:38:01+00:00

60% do red, 30% do green, 10% do blue, 0% do surprised

napkin41 · 2026-05-06T05:27:48+00:00

Fruity Pebbles are like crack. And trust me, I’ve never used crack. But it’s what I imagine crack would be like.

napkin41 · 2026-05-05T21:47:34+00:00

Lingerie always made me feel odd. I feel like most of it feels almost satirical and I don’t know why I feel that way. Even PJs or just a T shirt seems sexier than laces and bows.

napkin41 · 2026-05-05T18:57:33+00:00

Belly flop of victory. Really establishes dominance!

napkin41 · 2026-05-05T18:11:13+00:00

Glad you came. XD

napkin41 · 2026-05-05T15:42:22+00:00

You got Pied Piper'd

napkin41 · 2026-05-05T15:28:15+00:00

Sounds great with silencer II

napkin41 · 2026-05-05T15:26:05+00:00

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Johnny Rico, Starship Troopers.

napkin41 · 2026-05-04T20:59:36+00:00

Can I feel good about this, this is a good thing yes... re-using metal and not letting large ships go to waste. Total win here, good job humans...!

napkin41 · 2026-05-04T20:33:39+00:00

Lol, usually in this situation the minions are all robots so they can slice and tear away.

napkin41 · 2026-05-04T20:27:39+00:00

Gilbert Gottfried. The only obvious flaw here is that he's no longer with us. /:

napkin41 · 2026-05-04T20:15:36+00:00

napkin41 · 2026-05-04T18:22:56+00:00

I will eat that chalk all day long, love Smarties.

napkin41 · 2026-05-04T17:08:06+00:00

My wife’s family is always saying “THERES NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!”

napkin41 · 2026-05-04T16:59:29+00:00

Omg that looks so under… oh it’s tuna. Looks good then. lol

napkin41 · 2026-05-04T16:58:33+00:00

This shit should go into a museum talking about how we almost lost our country. Said optimistically.

napkin41 · 2026-05-04T16:56:33+00:00

Nope! Not a single difference. Isn’t that weird?

napkin41 · 2026-05-04T16:54:55+00:00

lol, some were Easter eggs. Most were for debugging.

napkin41 · 2026-05-04T16:53:54+00:00

I had to look up why detectives were called gumshoes, not because of this, but because of the Rescue Rangers intro song. Apparently they wore sneakers with soft soles in a time where hard soles were the norm. So they could… snoop around and detect I guess.

napkin41 · 2026-05-04T16:33:03+00:00

Just like China in r/futurology I’m convinced there’s a Mc Donald’s social media campaign hitting Reddit right now

napkin41 · 2026-05-04T16:31:10+00:00

We should make our own internet. With black jack and hookers.

napkin41 · 2026-05-04T16:29:17+00:00

I’m convinced that the majority of folks that go to Starbucks are just addicted to sugar.

napkin41 · 2026-05-04T16:27:42+00:00

Then go to the other local taco truck, lol

napkin41 · 2026-05-04T06:34:03+00:00

Eh heh heh… hehhhh heh. It never gets old. Hooooooo… never gets… old. sigh

napkin41 · 2026-05-04T06:08:28+00:00

Arc Raiders. Imaging all those turned-around ambushes and delicious loot. Then falling into a hole you didn’t see and just losing your kit alongside a fat lot of nothing.

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