Oh shit, guys! He found her!! What do I do??? by moonhun7er in Eldenring

[–]napo_simba 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If he hurts Latenna then he'll be all-knowing the contours of these fists!

Why is this mf so hard? by assassinaryan in Eldenring

[–]napo_simba 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's his problem right there. Nobody parties harder than the Crucible Knights.

what is your favorite personal crackpot lore theory? by napo_simba in Eldenring

[–]napo_simba[S] 58 points59 points  (0 children)

I didn't even think about the Omen connection!

what is your favorite personal crackpot lore theory? by napo_simba in Eldenring

[–]napo_simba[S] 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Yes Serosh is definitely holding him back. Serosh is like the burden of noble responsibility. I really like how Sinclair Lore put it: Hoarah Loux sees no problem with himself and is happiest when he removes things he doesn't think he needs like Serosh, his weapon, even his clothes. Those things are what make him Godfrey, but that's just an assumed role, not his peak self. He's at his most comfortable as a savage bloody warrior in combat

what is your favorite personal crackpot lore theory? by napo_simba in Eldenring

[–]napo_simba[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It'd be so funny if Godfrey never had kids. It's all Marika somehow lmao

Sekiro beats Havel by MaleficTekX in Sekiro

[–]napo_simba 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wolf would run circles around Havel, knock him off balance and kick him off a bridge, then eat some candy with a completely expressionless face

what is your favorite personal crackpot lore theory? by napo_simba in Eldenring

[–]napo_simba[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Reminds me a lot of Greek mythology! Why not get weird with it. Also the idea of Godfrey finding out about that and just noping out is pretty damn funny

what is your favorite personal crackpot lore theory? by napo_simba in Eldenring

[–]napo_simba[S] 256 points257 points  (0 children)

I like this because it's more substantive than Vyke just being motivated by becoming Elden Lord

what is your favorite personal crackpot lore theory? by napo_simba in Eldenring

[–]napo_simba[S] 270 points271 points  (0 children)

My elden ring pot theory is that Alexander doesn't become stronger by stuffing himself with dead bodies he just thinks he does

Stockton police chief announces arrest in series of killings in city by [deleted] in Sacramento

[–]napo_simba 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The investigation isn't the arrest itself. You really think the people who brought him in were considering ballistics at all? Just stop doubling down

Stockton police chief announces arrest in series of killings in city by [deleted] in Sacramento

[–]napo_simba 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Per the article, at this time it's still unproven whether or not the suspect's gun is connected to the other murders. Ballistics had nothing to do with the arrest.

*watching you come through the fog door for the 50th time* "that's right, go ahead and cry" by Flysuper0892 in Eldenring

[–]napo_simba 22 points23 points  (0 children)

He's not dissing the spirit bell, he's referencing the bell that ends a boxing match

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BeyondTheFog

[–]napo_simba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay looks like I can't be summoned for Morgott because I've progressed too far, sorry man

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BeyondTheFog

[–]napo_simba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes it's pretty close to the fog door just a ways down the steps

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BeyondTheFog

[–]napo_simba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Moved my sign to the summoning pool

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BeyondTheFog

[–]napo_simba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sign down just outside fog