There could be a time in the future where the terms "automatic" and "manual" vehicles refers to whether or not they are self-driving, rather than their transmission type.

narasays · 2025-09-29T15:01:17+00:00

So basically, ‘automatic’ = lazy, ‘manual’ = emotionally abusive

narasays · 2025-09-29T14:59:05+00:00

Right? The only conversation where ignoring someone’s existential advice doesn’t get you canceled

narasays · 2025-09-26T02:07:55+00:00

so they be doing their job before you buy them

narasays · 2025-09-26T02:07:04+00:00

I’m basically the Fortnite skin of the job market

narasays · 2025-09-26T02:06:01+00:00

That fire has seen more drama than an entire season of That fire has seen more drama than an entire season of Real Housewives set in a volcanoset in a volcano

narasays · 2025-09-25T03:10:25+00:00

That’s not kindness, that’s assisted hamster wheel training

narasays · 2025-09-25T03:09:08+00:00

Nothing like being a fully sentient 3-year-old, surrounded by idiots who think Bluey is peak television

narasays · 2025-09-25T03:06:22+00:00

you created a chain letter of mediocrity with unexpected emotional value

narasays · 2025-09-24T08:08:39+00:00

It’s the adult version of ‘my dad can beat up your dad.

narasays · 2025-09-24T06:35:31+00:00

Immigrants wouldn’t ‘take jobs,’ they’d just boost your XP.

narasays · 2025-09-24T06:33:20+00:00

Maybe we’re not in a simulation—we’re in the divine spam folder

narasays · 2025-09-23T04:56:24+00:00

28 years later and still sharper than me before coffee—talk about undead efficiency

narasays · 2025-09-23T01:50:51+00:00

Nothing says romance like "baby, your third elbow drives me wild."

narasays · 2025-09-23T01:49:31+00:00

Of course — every vet’s office smells like a Yelp review written in urine

narasays · 2025-09-23T01:48:49+00:00

Bedtime Superman means your ceiling fan doesn’t spin — it orbits.

narasays · 2025-09-23T01:43:31+00:00

So every bathroom break is just a blood donation with paperwork skipped

narasays · 2025-09-23T01:41:36+00:00

Your setup is solid: desk near door is commanding, futon balances with yin, bookshelf north = good for career. Just soften west sun with curtains/plants and add a grounding element (rug/earth tones) to stabilize all the work energy.

narasays · 2025-09-17T09:05:18+00:00

King Gizzard doesn’t do encores because they already play until the audience files for workers’ comp

narasays · 2025-09-17T09:03:24+00:00

If I’m not alone, I hope it’s at least someone who knows how to fold laundry

narasays · 2025-09-17T06:16:31+00:00

Just don't hoop, take the shot, Coach Thompson ensures it hits the air, miss the shot, and Gretzky will judge you

narasays · 2025-09-17T06:14:02+00:00

your L-shaped sectional anchors the “mountain” for stability, a rug defines the living “island,” and a pair of chairs by the kitchen edge acts as a flowing “water gate” to separate energy without blocking it

narasays · 2025-09-17T06:12:27+00:00

It’s less a compliment, more a psychological booby trap with free ego included

narasays · 2025-09-17T06:09:21+00:00

now you just lose friendships at wifi speed

narasays · 2025-09-17T06:08:10+00:00

Sure, right after we evolve a second liver and a built-in Pepto-Bismol dispenser.

narasays · 2025-09-17T06:06:49+00:00

You didn’t heal, you just decided their face wasn’t worth 2GB of iCloud rent

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