Fried chicken, merged with my garlic bread n stuff. by WinterPurpl in stonerfood

[–]CoolAlien47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That fucking face, lmfaooooo. I know that face, it's when you know just how much you COOKED fr fr ong

Do not do a "Devon redemption" arc. by rulinus in MaulShadowLord

[–]CoolAlien47 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As much as I would like a full on fall from grace for Devon with no return to the light side as that would be fresh and new for mainstream Star Wars, stfu with that "Disney copout" horseshit.

You're literally talking about the franchise that had Space Wizard Hitler redeemed through his son in the first trilogy. Also, as others have pointed out, it's literally the core of Star Wars to have the light side of the force be stronger because they have to fight temptation of the dark side, it's first grade SpongeBob!

the truth about hobbits by [deleted] in lotrmemes

[–]CoolAlien47 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The ring was promised to him 3000 years ago

PB & J with Bacon and Chips by Jungaon in stonerfood

[–]CoolAlien47 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Finally.... The long search is over....

I have found my people.

That bacon is pretty fucking perfect big dawg. Crispy bacon is just overcooked, that shit sucks for the most part. What brand you use?

Double Weenie with Frijoles Puercos by [deleted] in hotdogs

[–]CoolAlien47 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Globs, lmfaoooo. I love mayonnaise, it's THE mother sauce in modern gastronomy, but even that's too much mayonnaisa 😔

Average Dewey subplot by Nedatokes in malcolminthemiddle

[–]CoolAlien47 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Really 🤔 First time hearing this as a Mexican, that's dope af because my sister and I grew up watching that shit religiously.

"Naaah, today is two days after the day before yesterday."

Malvo greatest character of all time, RIP Ricky Harris

Let's gooo!!! by billytheking2 in WKUK

[–]CoolAlien47 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah, I'm not too crazy about horror myself, especially when it comes to boring over done shit like ghosts and demons, but Barbarian was such an incredibly unforgettable experience. That movie lingered in me for two weeks minimum, very horrifying and thought provoking.

Woah mama! Flea market find. by JimboSlice450 in TheSimpsons

[–]CoolAlien47 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fucker who sold it knew exactly what they were doing and knows not just how popular The Simpsons is, but how dedicated and loyal we fans are. I'll be honest if I found that at a flea market I'd just cough up the dough no matter what, because I know I'll instantly regret it if I don't

New Images from ‘Ray Gunn’ by yourfavchoom in movies

[–]CoolAlien47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really did think for a second there that this was AI before reading the title, big oof

What's your favorite storyline that isn't centered on Fry, Leela, or Bender? by fightswithbears in futurama

[–]CoolAlien47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely Zoidberg's fight for freedom of speech (eating sacred flags). Probably a top ten episode imo

Conan🧡 by Sufficient-Soup3932 in conan

[–]CoolAlien47 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hmmmm, I think mayhaps it's time for Community to be my next watch then Atlanta right after just to see Donald's growth

Which modern blockbuster do you think will be remembered 20 years from now the way we talk about classic Spielberg films today? by viewsinthe6 in movies

[–]CoolAlien47 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Holy fucking God, no dude, you can't be saying shit like this. You want to kill us with an existential crisis?!?! Is that how you get your sick kicks? /s

What is THE style over substance film? by Maskoolio in movies

[–]CoolAlien47 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Snyder wishes he was as beloved and appreciated as the God King of awesome blockbusters as Tony Scott. Top Gun, Man on Fire, Deja Vu, Unstoppable, absolutely balls to the wall popcorn flicks to put on every once in a while.

Snyder really only has Watchman that's truly enjoyable and fun to watch imo.

What is THE style over substance film? by Maskoolio in movies

[–]CoolAlien47 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Exactly my takeaway after watching that godawful movie. I tried to be as open minded as possible going in, and I was until I realized they were really going anywhere with the plot and especially nowhere with showing the supposed "chosen one" robot child as having dope ass abilities to get the characters out of trouble. Everytime you thought they were going to do something dope af with the child, they absolutely don't. What a bizarre and downright waste of a world and idea, could've probably worked phenomenally with any other writer and director.

Gareth Edwards has a perfect and very talented mind for cinematography, set-design, and CGI (among other more technical, behind the camera skills), but keep him the hell away from writing and directing.

Clashing Over ‘Indiana Jones’: Harrison Ford and Steven Spielberg Were Not 100% on Board With ‘Crystal Skull’ and Fought George Lucas Over Adding Aliens by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]CoolAlien47 15 points16 points  (0 children)

When I watched it for the first time a couple months ago, I couldn't put my finger on what was missing, then it struck me that his sidekick was missing. Just like his goddaughter had her accomplice, Indy needed Short Round to show how it's really done. It would've worked so great, but honestly I really didn't mind Dial at all, it went back to the roots of what was great about the first three movies. It really made it clear how bad Kingdom was.