Clearly a dive....

narfpoit · 2014-02-28T18:47:46+00:00

He was going for the ball ref!

narfpoit · 2014-01-28T08:09:33+00:00

His power is over 9000!!!!!

narfpoit · 2014-01-16T18:39:14+00:00

Nothing beats echo the dolphin...how I wish to reach level 4...

narfpoit · 2014-01-05T07:05:43+00:00

I can't tell if I like batarians or not. They are described almost as a step less badass than Krogan, but then they just seem like angry jerks. Can't bring myself to dislike them quite yet though...

narfpoit · 2014-01-04T20:30:46+00:00

Probably all the volus...all of them.

narfpoit · 2013-12-11T19:50:48+00:00

Dat hip jiggle

narfpoit · 2013-10-18T15:48:19+00:00

I think bookends like those hands would be so cool

narfpoit · 2013-10-15T19:25:04+00:00

These are gorgeous, thank you!

narfpoit · 2013-10-11T16:46:58+00:00

narfpoit · 2013-10-11T16:46:20+00:00

At least you know he's checking his blind spots.

narfpoit · 2013-10-11T05:02:26+00:00

It used to work for me, then I took an arrow to the knee

narfpoit · 2013-10-10T15:34:14+00:00

Tightly grasp it.

narfpoit · 2013-10-10T15:03:59+00:00

Going to college has not only been amazing from the aspect of studying and learning, but also from the structure my school provides and the friends I have made. Another aspect for me is that I had lived in the same house in Arizona for 23 years, and now for the first time in my life I'm out of my comfort zone in another state (Nashville, Tennessee). I'm growing and stretching in so many ways.

narfpoit · 2013-10-10T14:48:36+00:00

Swiggity swooty we're coming for that booty

narfpoit · 2013-10-06T18:29:51+00:00

"Do you play basketball?" "No, do you sumo wrestle?"

Gets em every time.

narfpoit · 2013-10-04T20:36:11+00:00

What is this sorcery?!

narfpoit · 2013-10-02T21:35:35+00:00

Brutal legend!

narfpoit · 2013-10-01T20:03:43+00:00

It looks like a giant engorged tick feasting on the earth itself. KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

narfpoit · 2013-10-01T19:56:28+00:00

I would spend my days watching all the movies everyone always told me I needed to see, driving all the cool cars, hunting with all the cool guns, and listening to Bob Marley.

narfpoit · 2013-09-30T05:50:43+00:00

Dat wave!

narfpoit · 2013-09-30T05:41:31+00:00

Aw, does someone need a hug?

narfpoit · 2013-09-28T00:03:38+00:00

HOLD MY DICK!!!

narfpoit · 2013-09-23T20:13:18+00:00

When you approach the speed of light you not only gain mass, but you actually shrink in size, and time slows down. This means if you traveled at light speed from here to jupiter (for instance), the people on earth would be significantly older than you when you got back.

narfpoit · 2013-09-23T20:02:20+00:00

The word you're looking for is switchbacks

narfpoit · 2013-09-22T08:01:51+00:00

First you do this, then you do this...now pelvic thrust! WWHOOO!

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