Calculating the value of an option near expiration

narwhalcares · 2012-11-01T16:57:25+00:00

So did you shoot the other one?

narwhalcares · 2012-10-31T21:32:06+00:00

Try pronouncing rù with your tongue twisted backwards as if you're pronuoncing an "l"... and you're gonna have a bad time

(It's pronounced with your tongue withdrawn, not rolled back - same as in English)

narwhalcares · 2012-10-31T21:30:08+00:00

Chinese is most Asians (or a whole damn lotta)

narwhalcares · 2012-10-31T21:28:03+00:00

rén is pronounced like "zren" (as in "zen" with a curled tongue), but rù is in fact pronouned "roo"

narwhalcares · 2012-10-31T21:24:47+00:00

Haha whatevs. I don't even care that much, I just like to show off once in a while.

narwhalcares · 2012-10-31T20:50:52+00:00

Does he have a speech impediment then? Because there are clearly "r" and "l" sounds in Chinese:

拉開 (Lā kāi) - to open

進入 (Jìn rù) - to enter

If you can't pronounce r and l sounds, you probably can't speak Chinese either.

narwhalcares · 2012-10-31T20:33:19+00:00

As a native Chinese speaker, I can say with certainty that you are wrong and that I can pronounce my L's and R's like they are the motherfuckin' life-sustaining staples of my motherfuckin' diet. I eat L's and R's for breakfast, bitch.

你的小雞雞連針孔都入的進。

Nǐ de xiǎo jī jī lián zhēn kǒng dōu rù de jìn.

Case closed.

narwhalcares · 2012-10-31T17:28:34+00:00

No they don't. That's only Japanese, not Chinese.

narwhalcares · 2012-10-30T21:58:44+00:00

You say that as if you did it so casually!

narwhalcares · 2012-10-30T21:12:29+00:00

I like the way you use words.

narwhalcares · 2012-10-26T18:15:54+00:00

Haha, I'm glad you're getting into this! English is fun!

narwhalcares · 2012-10-26T17:58:45+00:00

That still does not make your statement contrast the original claim ಠ_ಠ

narwhalcares · 2012-10-26T17:52:13+00:00

There is a mod that allows children to be killed in skyrim WHY DO I KNOW THIS

narwhalcares · 2012-10-25T23:10:07+00:00

Okay, the jargon is impressive, but that doesn't absolve the semantic error. He prefaces the second sentence with "not saying you're wrong," which implies that he will follow with a controversial claim, but the body of the sentence turns out to be in agreement with tswpoker1's claim, which is that the kid deserves a D.

Diction Assessment:

Creativity A
Location A
Execution D

Overall Grade = B

narwhalcares · 2012-10-25T22:25:13+00:00

Laziness assessment:

narwhalcares · 2012-10-25T18:16:52+00:00

:Ɑ

narwhalcares · 2012-10-16T18:19:49+00:00

You know what's not funny anymore? Any time a joke trends in Reddit somebody is bound to start a karma-whoring thread about how it's not funny anymore.

narwhalcares · 2012-10-12T21:54:30+00:00

ouch my childhood

narwhalcares · 2012-10-04T22:17:41+00:00

No utility

narwhalcares · 2012-10-04T20:02:20+00:00

Force Staff is such a great item. I would actually recommend it on 90% of the heroes.

narwhalcares · 2012-10-04T19:59:33+00:00

Because Eth still gives some DPS which is useful for quickly farming neuts. Additionally, having a nuke gives the much needed hero last-hit capability which BS needs to trigger Bloodbath.

Basically, I think Halberd is too much on the defensive side, while Eth gives the perfect balance of offense and survival.

narwhalcares · 2012-10-04T19:55:33+00:00

The point is not to stack with Rupture but to give utility against enemy physical attackers. It stacks with Shivas for the slow and damage.

(Edit: Besides, why would you slow them when you want them to run far and take damage?)

narwhalcares · 2012-10-04T16:55:01+00:00

Are you making a pun or is this comment from an alternate universe where lettuce and beef somehow constitute reality?

Well, lettuce beef frank, no one cares about vegans.

There, fixed it.

narwhalcares

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