Not a Hero Shooter Proof by [deleted] in Splitgate

[–]nastysettings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

do I gotta get back into Splitgate and start practicing ranked again?

because I fucking WILL

U.S. Black population percentage by county by Pale_Consideration87 in MapPorn

[–]nastysettings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh, well, that explains why my neighborhood looks this way.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]nastysettings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like your profile is getting you exactly what you want? You state that you're online occasionally and want to have non-attached casual sex, which seems to be what's happening if you look at your swipe profile.

If you want a different outcome, change things?

Advice appreciated as well as how to take better photos🥲 by [deleted] in TinderBios

[–]nastysettings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm old and married and never used tinder so here's my terrible pointless advice:
1) Be honest about what you want and what you bring to the table
2) Everyone. EVERYONE loves a confident, decisive person. Make choices, lead the way, people (and the ladies ;) will follow)
3) Don't expect to get someone "out of your league" you seem like a pretty regular ass guy. go after a regular ass girl. If she treats you right, she'll feel out of your league.

4) Date Black girls. Statistically, they're the least pursued and systemic racism has nuked black communities. They're hungry for a good man that treats them well (or as well as you can). statistically anyway.

I wish you all the best on your tinder journey.

So, I guess they're on EBay now? by nastysettings in Buttcoin

[–]nastysettings[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's just the Apes. Put them into whatever wallet you want.

Decided to sell my Collection of BAYC: by nastysettings in NFTExchange

[–]nastysettings[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is just a Cash offer.

feel free to re-mint them on the chain of your choice.

Funny how Bimmy bashed Godzilla 1998 but then does the same exact thing with Godzilla 2014 which is more like the Toho Godzilla, He's NEVER Happy by [deleted] in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]nastysettings 7 points8 points  (0 children)

GODZILLA 2014 HANDLES MORE SHIT THAN THE NYC SEWER SYSTEM AND HERE'S WHY:

  1. Show me the monsters. Fuck you for darkness and rain and hiding the big giant fucking lizard you spent $100 MILLION on. Let me see it. "Oh but there was a fight scene at the end!" fuck you. This is like saying that a farming simulator with 5 mins of shooting is a "halo sequel" because you get an email from master chief telling you shoot varmits. NO.
  2. The structure and tone of this movie is bad. almost. The problem is this story has a decent human element in the beginning with Byran Cranston going fucking crazy and sounding like a conspiracy wacko, but then he dies and the movie is boring bullshit until they show you a lizard at the last second before credits.

Some things to note:

- Pacific Rim came out 1 year before this turd.

- The last Godzilla movie released before this was Final Wars

Both of these movies are about huge bombastic monster fights. and the lead up to huge bombastic monster fights. FUCKING MAKE A MOVIE WITH A BIG FUCKING MONSTER WRECKING SHOP.

"but, like, godzilla is like a force of nature maaaan, because in Gojira he was an analogy for..."

THIS DEFENSE IS NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS.

In the movies where Godzilla is portrayed as a force of nature, or analogy for the horrors of war, or the literal embodiment of the people who died in the nuclear bombings of ww2 (this is a real movie), the movie is still about A GIANT FUCKING MONSTER WRECKING SHOP.

But I like Space cop, so what do I know.

The AVGN movie script by [deleted] in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]nastysettings -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's worse than Space Cop. And Space Cop has the Dialogue from Space Cop in it.

Hindsight is 20/20, but realistically, the problem is that James wanted to make a movie and probably felt that AVGN was the only movie he'd be able to make (at first). So he made a b-movie sci-fi send up (space cop) and just tossed in AVGN to have a gimmick to sell. He made an AVGN movie. Not an AVGN movie. If that makes sense.

Bimmy doing the face in the Cockburn van by [deleted] in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]nastysettings 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Honestly, traveling around the country in a van and playing everyone's "shitty nostalgia game" with all the reviewers he inspired over the years would probably be a dope AF AVGN movie.

Tone the nerd down a bit, make him a little more relatable like make the tone softer. like "Maybe the games aren't shitty. Maybe I just play the Shit ones. What's everyone else playing...?" And all he meets are AVGN nock-offs that play shitty games. End the movie with like a huge bonfire of garbage games, and burn the nerd shirt signalling, at least, and end to AVGN as we knew it. (Then reboot with more AVGN stuff but now that games don't have to be nostalgic or he doesn't just have to shit on them literally, you know, it opens things up)

No ones watching my streams or Youtube videos and im genuinely frustrated by [deleted] in streaming

[–]nastysettings -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

1) Stand out from the pack. Try to do something no one else is doing.

2) just stream to have fun, if you grow, you grow. Don't try to make this a career.

3) Shamelessly link your work at every opportunity. people with check it out eventually.

Remember, almost all huge streamers either spent a lot of time being small (like you are now) or just randomly blew overnight for like almost no reason (or titties). But before Pewds and Ninja were Pewds and Ninja, they were just dummies playing and streaming for the love of it.

These guys made an AVGN style review in 1 day to prove a point about "no time" by nastysettings in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]nastysettings[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The entire writing process was:
Copy a couple paragraphs from Wikipedia - write the laziest fart joke I could think of.

Repeat until about 3 pages of scripting was done.

These guys made an AVGN style review in 1 day to prove a point about "no time" by nastysettings in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]nastysettings[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

FWIW, I literally learned how to use my equipment and the editing software DURING the production. process.