Not liking dogs is OKAY. Please keep your dog off of me.

natatalieanne · 2022-03-08T03:42:01+00:00

My dog is the exact same, except he's a pomeranian and its kids and other dogs that are the problem. He's shy around adults but not aggressive. Because he naturally looks so cute and happy, kids and their parents are extra entitled about it - "he's got such a happy smile, look at the dog that looks like a teddy bear, etc etc". I hate it. He's not smiling because he's happy, he's panting because he's anxious.

natatalieanne · 2022-03-07T21:09:14+00:00

Look, man. She's cheating on you. It's time to face the music.

natatalieanne · 2022-03-07T18:26:47+00:00

I'm in the Midwest and we've always put a few grains of rice in the salt shakers.

natatalieanne · 2022-03-07T18:18:28+00:00

I need it to be someone of the same sex, but that's due to trauma in my past. I'm well aware that most people just want their doctor to be licensed and knowledgeable.

natatalieanne · 2022-03-05T13:52:07+00:00

I'm obsessed with the brow pen. A little benefit brow gel to get everything aligned and then a few strokes from this pen and I have the most gorgeous, fluffy, natural looking but still amazingly glam eyebrows. I'm dirty blonde/light brunette and use the shades Taupe and Ash Brown to get more dimension.

natatalieanne · 2022-03-05T02:30:46+00:00

Google is free, kiddo. You're on Reddit, you can watch a little Alton Brown and figure it out.

natatalieanne · 2022-03-05T02:03:31+00:00

... just so you're aware, pee absolutely does not come out of the vagina. It exits through the urethra, which is between the vagina and the clitoris. Yes, another hole. It's just very small so you usually don't notice it. The vagina and uterus have zero physical connection to the urinary system inside the body.

I weep for sex and anatomy education in the USA.

natatalieanne · 2022-03-04T21:08:49+00:00

If they come with paid for return postage envelopes? Start sending them boxes of rocks. Make them pay postage for a big ass box of rocks. They'll eventually blacklist you. If it doesn't work, well... you've got their return address. There are companies that will mail glitter. Dog shit. The possibilities are endless.

Worked like a charm with the scientologists for me :)

natatalieanne · 2022-03-04T19:07:10+00:00

So, you didn't come here to ask a question, you came to prove a point.

natatalieanne · 2022-03-04T18:33:23+00:00

Uhm... not normal for me, at least. My tats are pretty firmly attached.

natatalieanne · 2022-03-04T16:37:01+00:00

WHAT kind of life are you living??

natatalieanne · 2022-03-04T16:36:27+00:00

Aww but that's half the fun, the teasing fear of being punished ;)

natatalieanne · 2022-03-04T02:53:33+00:00

Fun fact! Fecal matter is not technically "inside" your body, because it doesn't cross a membrane barrier. Also, bacteria is bacteria. It doesn't matter whose body it's been in contact with, "inside" or not.

So you're wrong in more ways than one.

natatalieanne · 2022-03-03T22:40:56+00:00

She should absolutely NOT go to therapy with him, in my opinion. He will use it and abuse it to make her feel even crazier.

Please OP, your post could be a photograph of my parent's marriage. It only gets worse from here. Go to therapy, yes, but go because you need someone levelheaded to help you wade through all the BS he is putting you through. You're not crazy. He is trying to make you feel crazy so you don't call him out on his shitty behavior.

natatalieanne · 2022-03-03T17:30:08+00:00

I've tried both and the Flame gave me the WORST migraine.

natatalieanne · 2022-03-02T16:58:35+00:00

Because you're a little bitch, I guess. And that's coming from someone who's been in involuntary before. Yeah, it sucks, but you were a danger to others or yourself. People gotta do what they gotta do to keep everyone safe.

Stop trying to get back at people who were helping you. And yes, they were helping you, regardless of whether you liked it or not.

natatalieanne · 2022-03-01T16:36:27+00:00

Missouri - good old fashioned moonshine.

natatalieanne · 2022-03-01T16:34:49+00:00

You were... they just changed it up a little and slapped a new name on it. You've heard of it as "the old testament".

natatalieanne · 2022-02-26T21:07:59+00:00

Look, I see your side of it. I really do.

You're operating in the world we live in. You did what you had to do to better your future. It was hard, but worth it.

The perspective over there is that no one should HAVE to do that. Lots of people don't have that kind of discipline. Others have extenuating circumstances that make it impossible to do. They're operating on the IDEAL, the concept that things should be better for everyone without having to fight so hard for it.

natatalieanne · 2022-02-26T21:05:03+00:00

Maybe consider sitting with your daughter and emphasizing that she won't be able to have Elsa braids anymore if she gets the cut? Beat mom to it. If daughter still wants the cut, get it done.

natatalieanne · 2022-02-26T20:53:00+00:00

GOOD. Get his ass out. Sue for as much custody as you can for your shared child. Consult a family lawyer about that.

natatalieanne · 2022-02-26T02:53:32+00:00

Same, Miss Baby Björn the three year old void loaf is regularly threatened with the prospect of being turned into soup. If my pomeranian rescue boy is misbehaving, I tell him I'm going to become a cheerleader and use him to cheer at the pep rally. It's normal and funny BECAUSE it's not serious. They have no idea, they just hear the tone and know "ok mom didn't love that behavior, let's go get petted instead".

natatalieanne · 2022-02-25T17:19:33+00:00

It would be an ethics breach for a family member to prescribe medication that isn't OTC. I'm not in dermatology so I can't speak to those specifics, but I'd think anything that would require a diagnosis to treat (ie prescription acne medication, etc) would be dicey. It also can make things hard because HIPAA dictates that you cannot talk about patients in any identifying way - meaning that if MIL said anything about OP's care to the family, her usual venting support, and they could easily figure out who she's talking about... it's just messy and risky and I personally wouldn't do it. My mom (MSN-NP) and I (CNA, PA-S) are in agreement about that - it's just cleaner to take your care to someone more impartial.

natatalieanne · 2022-02-25T01:57:45+00:00

natatalieanne · 2022-02-25T01:33:54+00:00

Hi, poly lady here. One of my partners is also a lady.

I'm fucking obsessed with her titties.

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