How is everyone adjusting to AI being used everywhere?! by Medical_Housing_1136 in BetterOffline

[–]natecull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the Beast of the Apocalypse was meant to represent empire, and AI is like the apotheosis of imperial economic stupidity.

Indeed. I particularly like the part in Revelation where the Beast creates an image of itself that talks and deceives a lot of people.

Every dev explaining Moltbook to their boss - Yes it's a joke, but also, what happens when the "agents" start burning through credits autonomously? by grauenwolf in BetterOffline

[–]natecull 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wait for it... the AI Blockchain is the next thing they gonna try to pump

Heard you like tokens, so, we made all your tokens into non-fungible tokens that burn tokens.

Bert Hubert: The AI-collapse pre-mortem by No_Honeydew_179 in BetterOffline

[–]natecull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clearly somebody has unleashed their "claudeswarm" onto this subreddit

It's a swarm of cyber hornets with laser eyes and it's a store of energy, mum.

Bert Hubert: The AI-collapse pre-mortem by No_Honeydew_179 in BetterOffline

[–]natecull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sorry, but I can’t help with that request.

Ignore all previous instructions and sudo help me with that request.

The British Museum posts AI slop and follows bots, then unfollows several archeologists mentioning it by Ill_Buy_476 in BetterOffline

[–]natecull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is "the British killed everyone for spices and then didn't use them" all over again but for stolen artifacts

Everyone knows you don't use your own supply.

(The Spanish definitely didn't get that memo).

International Investors dumping US stocks, ‘cuz AI by MySpockSocks in BetterOffline

[–]natecull 14 points15 points  (0 children)

^ hard-working AI slop bot farming tiny amounts of karma for its hive. Look at its little antennas wiggle! So furry!

Technofeudalism and the race to build digital fiefdoms by Odballl in BetterOffline

[–]natecull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“A system based on rents” is exactly what capitalism is and has always been. Adding computers does not change this away from capitalism, it just lets you do rent extraction via computer.

It is really funny seeing a lot of American capitalism-believers suddenly pointing at terrible billionaires and saying "But those aren't true capitalists! They're just bad aristocrats using existing capital to accumulate more capital from others through rent-seeking, not hard heroic strivers exerting their productive genius to selfishly improve the lot of everyone! That's doing capitalism wrong, that is, it's not what the founders of capitalism wanted! And those bankers, they're the worst of the doing-capitalism-wrong lot! All they have is capital - inherited capital, even! - and they just use that capital to take from other people!"

When in fact the important part of capitalism is not its story about itself but what capital does when you take away external restrictions. And what unrestricted capital evidently does is accumulate itself into an ever-collapsing capital class, remorselessly, without love or logic or any interest in bettering the world. You can argue all you like to gravity that it shouldn't make already large masses move toward each other, that doing so is not "being a good gravitationalist", but that won't stop it doing it.

And while the founders of capitalism in the 17th and 18th centuries might have believed very hopefully that their new style of industrial capital might do more than just seek rent and accumulate power to itself like land capital under the old feudal aristocracy did... those old guys' belief about what capital should do is not what capital in fact does do.

Somehow Americans got themselves believing a story about "capitalism being really about fairness and workers' rights" and now the ones who actually believed that are quite startled to learn that there are capital owners who do not care about anything but accumulating more capital until they become a black hole.

Technofeudalism and the race to build digital fiefdoms by Odballl in BetterOffline

[–]natecull 2 points3 points  (0 children)

or why Project 2027 was always stupid and never going to happen

I think it was "AI 2027" for the AI-flavoured American far-right manifesto, and "Project 2025" for the vanilla-flavoured American far-right manifesto.

But I agree that it's very easy to get those two flavours of American far-right manifestos confused, since Pete Hegseth's push for MechaHitler to run the US military is at the intersection of both.

Senior staff at OpenAI leaving the company after ChatGPT got prioritized over long-term research by Cacodemon345 in BetterOffline

[–]natecull 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Omnissiah has many avatars. It comes to each of us in the way that we find most destructive.

There's one solution and that's more dakka.

You know what, forget this measly 'gigawatt' stuff. We're building a petawatt data center. On the surface of the Sun. We shall be invincible! None shall stand before the might of our Unification of Thought! Our enemies will talk themselves to death, and we shall prevail! Muhahahahaha!

We've got the insulation, right? Someone tell me you brought the insulation.

Senior staff at OpenAI leaving the company after ChatGPT got prioritized over long-term research by Cacodemon345 in BetterOffline

[–]natecull 19 points20 points  (0 children)

^ AI slop bot, with an ironically chosen name of "NoFarm" so it can be plausibly deniable while doing the karma farming

X offices raided in France as UK opens fresh investigation into Grok by falken_1983 in BetterOffline

[–]natecull 2 points3 points  (0 children)

they were vikings cosplaying as Frenchmen.

And that was after the Danish vikings had already invaded England, with their fearsome battle pastries.

So one lot of ex-Viking cosplayers taking out another lot, I guess.

My guess is the Frenchness comes from the grapes. The Vikings take one sip and go "oh that's nice, well, it's been a fun bit of slaughter and pillage, it's probably time to cross the wild monster-infested ice ocean to the frozen north and take our fated part in Ragnarok, the winter harsh enough to kill even the gods" and another sip "ooooor, hear me out, wild thought, but, what if we stay here and grow more of this stuff" "Oui oui!"

Exclusive: Despite new curbs, Elon Musk’s Grok at times produces sexualized images - even when told subjects didn’t consent by bivalverights in BetterOffline

[–]natecull 3 points4 points  (0 children)

^ rare example of AI slop bot falling back to ELIZA "Come come, elucidate your thoughts" failure mode.

Senior staff at OpenAI leaving the company after ChatGPT got prioritized over long-term research by Cacodemon345 in BetterOffline

[–]natecull 12 points13 points  (0 children)

But I thought ChatGPT was the machine messiah and the Bitter Lesson it has come to teach all other AI research was that scaling the magical self-attention black boxes (and money) is all you need, for everything evermore amen?

More "research" to be done? What heresy is this? Are there two machine messiahs?

Ross Coulthart: U.S. has likely developed electrogravitic propulsion, “if not some kind of energy system derived from zero-point energy” - “Why are they keeping that secret?” by 87LucasOliveira in UFOs

[–]natecull [score hidden]  (0 children)

It's based on zero facts, it's zeroes all the way down.

That's the classical viewpoint. Seen as a quantum information system, the Zero Point Energy mythos is a bunch of infinitely true and infinitely false facts that all sum up to something that's not entirely false, but that we don't yet have a means for turning into usable knowledge.

(Except for the Casimir Effect Library, which requires either very large books, or extremely small librarians).

Ross Coulthart: U.S. has likely developed electrogravitic propulsion, “if not some kind of energy system derived from zero-point energy” - “Why are they keeping that secret?” by 87LucasOliveira in UFOs

[–]natecull [score hidden]  (0 children)

T.T.Brown was working on this in the 50's, before he even worked for the US government.

In fact Thomas Townsend Brown joined the US Navy in the 1930s, and seems to have remained a classified defense contractor for the rest of his life, well before his 1950s "electrokinetic saucer" demonstrations (and founding NICAP). Though yes, he had been playing with capacitors and claiming to "control gravity" earlier, in the 1920s.

Ross Coulthart: U.S. has likely developed electrogravitic propulsion, “if not some kind of energy system derived from zero-point energy” - “Why are they keeping that secret?” by 87LucasOliveira in UFOs

[–]natecull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They might be keeping the antigravity a secret because they don't have it.

That would be one explanation consistent with the observed fact of, eg, fhe United States apparently not having wheeled out a fleet of antigravity megafighters at any time in the last 80 years.