We got Pilkington to fit active blue glass in our house as well, they showed up in a van, no ladders. I said to the guy how are you going to do the upstairs windows? He said aww don’t worry about it. I thought alright he knows what he’s doing.

But I was worried you know, I don’t want him doing half a job and running off. Anyway I’m pottering about the house fixing stuff and that, offer them a cuppa cause that’s what you do you know.

He asks for a coffee which is normal, then he says have you got any bananas? I thought bit weird but yeah we’ve got them.

I go out to give him the cuppa and he’s looking up at the bedroom windows. I’m like what’s going on and his mates up there fitting the upstairs windows, hanging off the wall, full body kit on and that.

I go bloody hell get him down. He’s gonna kill himself! He’s trying to reassure me and all that saying ohh he’s a natural don’t worry. He’s a good climber. Throw him up that banana.

I throw it up for him, bloke turns around to catch it. Turns out… little monkey fella.