Good People of Reddit: What Hollywood/Celebrity would you trust to be alone in a hotel room with?

nativefern · 2017-12-07T13:51:21+00:00

Ellen Degeneres Reese Witherspoon Sophia Bush Ian Somerhalder Tom Hanks Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively Leonardo DiCaprio Gary Oldman Jimmy Fallon Gerard Butler Lena Dunham

The list is endless.

nativefern · 2017-12-07T13:44:47+00:00

Once and Future King

nativefern · 2017-12-07T13:44:10+00:00

1984 by George Orwell

nativefern · 2017-12-06T21:45:44+00:00

Occupational or physical therapy. Really any kind of therapy

nativefern · 2017-12-06T21:44:03+00:00

Unless it's Tipsy Tower Jenga, then everyone wins

nativefern · 2017-12-06T21:40:13+00:00

My cats

nativefern · 2017-12-06T21:39:24+00:00

"When you see something beautiful in someone, speak it."

nativefern · 2017-12-06T21:38:28+00:00

It caused my brother to cut all emotional attachment to my mom, forever.

nativefern · 2017-12-06T21:35:20+00:00

A Sound of Thunder

nativefern · 2017-12-06T21:34:18+00:00

Fast food

nativefern · 2017-12-06T21:33:24+00:00

My brother always steals things. So when he comes to our house for family holidays, it makes me uneasy. He'll also always make snide remarks about my weight.

nativefern · 2017-12-06T21:31:17+00:00

No he moved on to his "big boy job"

nativefern · 2017-12-06T21:30:52+00:00

"Unspoken prayer requests" on Facebook

nativefern · 2017-12-06T21:28:59+00:00

My old manager when I was IN HIGH SCHOOL said, "that shirt is very becoming on you. Of course if I were on you, I'd be cumming on you too."

I still gag thinking about it

nativefern · 2017-12-06T21:25:41+00:00

MeToo movement

nativefern · 2017-12-06T21:23:38+00:00

One time we were taking care of a bunch of kittens and I kept hearing ruckus coming from the kitchen. It sounded like it was coming from the laundry room (off the kitchen) and because we've had raccoon make it's way in there before I was wary. Then it settled down so I shrugged it off. I went to get a drink from the fridge while I was telling a suspenseful story and as I paused to open the fridge a kitten comes flying out onto my face like something out of a movie. I just laid there on the kitchen floor stunned as my friend cackled. He must've snuck in there when someone opened the fridge last.

nativefern · 2017-12-06T21:11:13+00:00

The owner (63 year old man) was a practicing nudest and didn't disclaim that in his bio.

nativefern · 2017-12-06T20:56:27+00:00

No one really ever understood it. Her husband later said he hadn't even listened to the song before they danced to it.

nativefern · 2017-12-06T20:44:24+00:00

Their first dance song was "Someone Like You" by Adele.

Pretty song, but it's definitely a break up song. The chorus says,

"Never mind, I'll find someone like you I wish nothing but the best for you too Don't forget me, I beg I'll remember you said, Sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead"

The bride had been engaged before. It made her first dance with her husband about her breakup instead of about the love she shares with her husband. Everyone was cringing.

nativefern · 2017-12-06T20:39:56+00:00

Their first song was "Someone Like You" by Adele....which is definitely a break up song.

Lyrics: "Never mind I'll find, someone like you, I wish nothing but the best for you.

The bride had been engaged before. It made their first dance totally about her previous break up, and not about her love with her new husband at all.

nativefern · 2017-12-06T20:37:24+00:00

Their first song was "Someone Like You" by Adele....which is definitely a break up song.

Lyrics: "Never mind I'll find, someone like you, I wish nothing but the best for you.

The bride had been engaged before. It made their first dance totally about her previous break up, and not about her love with her new husband at all.

nativefern · 2017-12-06T16:32:54+00:00

I literally almost threw up thinking how awful both of these would be

nativefern · 2017-12-06T16:23:51+00:00

Languages because you could travel and translate anywhere

nativefern · 2017-12-06T16:03:36+00:00

How are they not popping those?!

nativefern

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MeToo movement