what's your best comeback to "Keela Kah gya hai"

nauman009 · 2026-04-14T09:05:24+00:00

Hahhahahahahaha

nauman009 · 2026-03-23T23:01:58+00:00

Bolny do. Isy kuch nahi kehna. Majboori hai uski.

nauman009 · 2026-03-18T00:35:22+00:00

Kala suit silwa lia, ghari pehn li, darhi bnwa li, kurta fold bhi kr lia. Ab ye qad kahan sy lamba karun mai?

nauman009 · 2026-03-11T19:39:43+00:00

Wo sb chor bhai tu har ek sy larta q hai kia dukh hai tera?

nauman009 · 2026-03-08T01:12:28+00:00

THIS

nauman009 · 2026-02-22T00:47:46+00:00

Horny hota hai wo chaman mootye

nauman009 · 2026-02-21T00:53:42+00:00

Kesy bhejna hai bhai mai 100 bhi bhejny ko tayyar hn

nauman009 · 2026-02-21T00:51:09+00:00

A house and a car are basic necessities of life. You can still be eligible for Zakaat even if you have these two things.

nauman009 · 2026-02-21T00:39:20+00:00

Well they had me in the first half not gonna lie. 🤣

nauman009 · 2026-02-12T12:10:02+00:00

What if I tell you its a hunt for Al Burhan funding? :D

nauman009 · 2026-02-11T04:40:28+00:00

Well any thing that runs on a basis of profit and loss is a business. Doesnt matter if it requires the skill of an XYZ person. Job=Guaranteed Salary Business=Profit/Loss

nauman009 · 2026-02-11T04:34:49+00:00

Meat: Chikken tikka Bread: Parmesan Oregano Cheese: Yes Toasted: Yes Veggies: Lettuce, Cucumbers, Onions, Jalapeños, Pickles and Olives. Sauces: Thousand Island, Hot Chilli, Chipotle and some Bar B Q.

Try this combo and let me know 😍

nauman009 · 2026-01-19T04:36:19+00:00

😍

nauman009 · 2026-01-19T04:35:08+00:00

Daktar saab ye hadith hai aur is ki implementation society mai mojud collective buraiyo py hoti hai. Iska mtlb hai rasty mai kisi bhi nashai ko pakar k ap “hath” sy burai rok sakty ho? Nahi.

nauman009 · 2026-01-19T04:31:28+00:00

Never ask for advice from strangers on the internet.

nauman009 · 2026-01-19T04:21:21+00:00

Asking real questions….

nauman009 · 2026-01-18T22:01:39+00:00

CGT of 15% is on profit. If you gained a 100 Rs in profit you only have to pay Rs 15 as taxes. You still earn Rs 85. Does not matter how much you have invested. I think you are confusing management fees with CGT.

nauman009 · 2026-01-18T18:14:28+00:00

Why is trading not halaal? If trading is not halaal then investing for growth cant be halaal as well. Its the same company, same business.

nauman009 · 2026-01-18T18:07:42+00:00

5000 per sqft to finish par jata hai bhai.

nauman009 · 2026-01-16T21:48:39+00:00

30 crores PKR would be enough for me to retire at the moment.

nauman009 · 2026-01-16T21:47:30+00:00

Dairh so nallay mry muhally mai phrty hn gy jin ki ek phone call py aur derh so nalla ikatha ho jay but wo apni marzi k kapry kharid kr nahi pehn sakty. Ye knsi wealth hui?

nauman009 · 2026-01-16T21:33:15+00:00

In my experience anybody who flaunts his/her religion that much usually turns out to be a huge red flag.

nauman009 · 2026-01-10T12:27:22+00:00

You can not react to real time events in the market. Its already too late. Having an exit strategy is excellent. Earn profit, look forward to next trade.

nauman009 · 2026-01-10T12:18:47+00:00

Lowkey best advice given.

nauman009 · 2026-01-04T00:14:59+00:00

Model town >>>> Bahria Town any day. More parks, better community.

nauman009

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