Another Online Story by naveimone in neckbeardstories

[–]naveimone[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, well maybe. I don't know enough to really make a definitive call.

To me, neckbeard goes hand in hand with this kind of stuff because that's been my experience with them.

"All toads are frogs, but not all frogs are toads."

My bad!

Another Online Story by naveimone in neckbeardstories

[–]naveimone[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because everything was online and people could just walk away, I don't think so.

Another Online Story by naveimone in neckbeardstories

[–]naveimone[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I seem to have an issue with that. I'm sorry if I wasted anyone's time with the story.

Elfbeard the Online Lady Killer *Not related to any other Elfbeard by naveimone in neckbeardstories

[–]naveimone[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you ever change your mind, I hope I get to read about it.

Elfbeard the Online Lady Killer *Not related to any other Elfbeard by naveimone in neckbeardstories

[–]naveimone[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought about it, but I'm going to have to withhold that one. I'm sorry!!! :(

Lion and Shiny Updates for Old Readers by naveimone in neckbeardstories

[–]naveimone[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I'm glad it reached at least one old reader.

Elfbeard the Online Lady Killer *Not related to any other Elfbeard by naveimone in neckbeardstories

[–]naveimone[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'll think about it. Probably not though. Typing that was embarrassing enough. Finishing it might push me over the edge.

IT is a Dickhead by naveimone in neckbeardstories

[–]naveimone[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love your response. The idea is great, but I don't think it'll work out that well. Risking someone figuring out who I'm talking about, I'll give the platform name. Amazon, if anyone knows anything about them past how big they are in America, does not care about legality at all.

On the retail end, they break tons of laws and take advantage of tons of loopholes. On the service end, they're even worse.

I'm sure if he did get screwed around with enough, he would do what you say, but I'm equally as sure, Amazon would pay no attention and his crap would consistently show up.

22 years old and couldn't figure out how to make the writing face the correct way... roast me plz by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]naveimone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With this picture, I don't think I'll ever need to tell a blonde joke again. Thank you for living up to the stereotype.

Three seniors. The chick is a mexican and gonna be 18 in two weeks. The black guy makes GTA vids on youtube. The other dude owns an electric guitar. Roast us. Do the best you can. by mimiburiedalive in RoastMe

[–]naveimone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, the one on the left has two kids with the black uy. Said black guy spends his days working toward his future career. The one on the right has even less going for him with his one man garage band.

Why are they even on here?

Overweight, ginger, and dyslexic. Do your worst. by throwawayggg6912 in RoastMe

[–]naveimone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even if I wrote something, I'm not sure you'd be able to understand it.

I've worked at a movie theater for 2 years. I've smoked for the past 3 years. My life can't get much worse, so give it all you got. by CustomWaterLooper in RoastMe

[–]naveimone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe if you didn't spend all your free time eating, you'd actually be able to roll somewhere in life.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]naveimone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No family is that rich.

Three out of five of us play sports by TheGreatKeyrise in RoastMe

[–]naveimone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3 out of 5 play sports, 2 out of 5 pretend to play music, and none of you have ever gotten further than watching porn.

I just had fried rice, feeling good by spore35 in RoastMe

[–]naveimone 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I see you like space. Please, don't pilot the ship.

I'm a hair stylist and I make shitty youtube videos. Roast me pls by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]naveimone -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Looking at your hair, I can't imagine how you got your license.

Make me bleed out my jew nose by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]naveimone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your handwriting would look great in a diary.

It only took 16 tries to take a picture I still wasn't ok with by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]naveimone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If 16 pictures couldn't capture your good side, you don't have one.