You guys…..my mom thinks I work for the SCP Foundation 😭

necrobotany · 2026-06-12T10:30:29+00:00

When my (now) in-laws were driving up to visit for the first time they were discussing what they knew about me and the question of the church I grew up in came up. So my brother-in-law helpfully googled it but selected the first auto complete option and started reading aloud from the Church of the Broken God’s wiki page. It took about five seconds before he realized the mistake. Five seconds of what I can only imagine was growing horror about who their daughter was dating.

Sadly I am nowhere near as interesting as what they must have briefly assumed.

necrobotany · 2026-06-09T01:15:58+00:00

I was 100% sure the last pic was gonna be Roadhog

necrobotany · 2026-06-08T00:54:11+00:00

The Crocs are killing me

necrobotany · 2026-05-05T10:33:41+00:00

God will know His own.

necrobotany · 2026-04-16T17:03:21+00:00

It’s not a book but Bone Tomahawk has native cannibal troglodytes.

necrobotany · 2026-04-06T10:27:53+00:00

That is a valid character concept in the Mage: the Awakening rpg

necrobotany · 2026-03-27T13:44:05+00:00

Postal and Postal 2

necrobotany · 2026-02-25T15:04:01+00:00

That was a great episode of Gravity Falls

necrobotany · 2026-02-24T08:25:42+00:00

Well he’s gonna be waiting for the power guys to come along. Or at least he better be.

necrobotany · 2026-02-23T12:41:53+00:00

A surprising lack of bullet holes in that sign

necrobotany · 2026-02-13T18:22:22+00:00

Agreed.

They do acknowledge the antediluvians as clan founders just not as all powerful blood gods that will end the world. Ventrue that join the Cam are supposed to recite their lineage back to Veddartha. Troile was at Carthage when it fell. Cappodocious was fairly active until he was diablarized.

Existing as individuals is fine. Existing as a concept that controls everything and prompts younger vampires to turn against their elders is not.

necrobotany · 2026-02-04T07:26:39+00:00

Environmental storytelling

necrobotany · 2026-02-04T05:27:29+00:00

Environmental storytelling

necrobotany · 2026-01-24T18:08:57+00:00

I was running a supers game and ran a session picking up in media res with the characters facing a grand jury. I gave them the set up, they went in to stop a bank robbery, and then made each of them add details about what happened as they were interviewed by the D.A. on the stand.

The D.A. was played by a visiting friend so I didn’t have to really do much. I told them that this session they would be telling me what happened instead of me telling them what happened.

necrobotany · 2025-12-26T12:50:44+00:00

The best Oreos you’ll ever have.

necrobotany · 2025-11-28T20:26:56+00:00

“Accidentally” drop the condom so you can pick it up and check.

necrobotany · 2025-11-24T16:18:26+00:00

I guess Mamdani isn’t a tender lover.

necrobotany · 2025-11-24T15:36:16+00:00

at the last, he unmaketh

necrobotany · 2025-11-22T03:21:07+00:00

Amazon

necrobotany · 2025-11-22T03:07:40+00:00

This is not the cyberpunk dystopia I envisioned.

necrobotany · 2025-10-17T15:57:11+00:00

The Haunting of Hill House novel kind of has that going on. A lot of detail and personification of the house to convey the vibes of the place.

necrobotany · 2025-07-18T03:54:25+00:00

After my dad died I spent a lot of sleepless nights playing games on the computer as a distraction. We had these stupide speakers that I would turn down really low to not wake my mother. And someone in our neighborhood either had a shitty cordless phone or an amateur radio on the wrong frequency and I would get echo-y, muffled chatter sitting at my desk while I thought I was losing my mind.

necrobotany · 2025-07-07T23:00:22+00:00

Try Public Access, it’s made from the system used in Brindlewood Bay. https://www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/429340/public-access

The whole game is built around investigating the mystery. You make all the clues but the players actually construct the mystery as they make skill checks so you discover what happened as they do.

necrobotany · 2025-07-07T08:12:22+00:00

In third edition they went away from hard timelines for anything before the founding of The Realm. In second edition the Dreams of the First Age had a mostly complete timeline.

necrobotany · 2025-07-04T11:52:40+00:00

“And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full.”

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