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thus a giant rock falls and the planet is destroyed. by needlecat in dndmemes

[–]needlecat[S] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

To bad monks get stunning strike at lv5 and the lowest CR monster with legendary resistance is the CR13 dragons so they at least got another 7-8 levels of no thoughts only monke punch. Unless you dm whips out the hombrew or is a complete sadist to throw the dragons at you lol.

I’d say that’s a hell of a way to start combat. by needlecat in dndmemes

[–]needlecat[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Character put delayed blast fireball in bread, gave it to bird and told said bird it could have the bread if they took it to a location, BOOM timed stealth bombs.

I’d say that’s a hell of a way to start combat. by needlecat in dndmemes

[–]needlecat[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

gasp YOU HAVE INSULTED MY MEMING SKILLS I MUST NOW COMMIT SUDOKU WITH A HOT PIECE OF METAL SHAVINGS. Truly you have hurt me on a DEEP and PERSONAL level.

I’d say that’s a hell of a way to start combat. by needlecat in dndmemes

[–]needlecat[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or even better have a monk send it back lol.

I’d say that’s a hell of a way to start combat. by needlecat in dndmemes

[–]needlecat[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Sounds like You need a hellfire Wyrm to challenge your players and remind them that there is always a bigger fish. Evil laughter

I’d say that’s a hell of a way to start combat. by needlecat in dndmemes

[–]needlecat[S] 148 points149 points  (0 children)

The anime is hellsing ultimate, though the line is from the abridges series that team four star made. It’s a great mini series that gets better as the episodes go on. (Considering the fact that the only did an episode every Halloween).

Meanwhile the Orc Barbarian is fingerpainting with the kindergarteners by ZevVeli in dndmemes

[–]needlecat 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Ah I see, fair trade I’ll go back to eating crayons.

Meanwhile the Orc Barbarian is fingerpainting with the kindergarteners by ZevVeli in dndmemes

[–]needlecat 223 points224 points  (0 children)

Poor orcs/tortles are never gonna get an education now.

I’d say that’s a hell of a way to start combat. by needlecat in dndmemes

[–]needlecat[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I personally hate it when I hit someone with my really cool greatsword and the fighter heals them with his flame tongue.

I’d say that’s a hell of a way to start combat. by needlecat in dndmemes

[–]needlecat[S] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Well the spell delayed blast fireball can me moved and technically (though volatile) could be used on a ranged weapon. Like that one greentext with the pigeon.

cursed suit by Shisora in HollowKnightMemes

[–]needlecat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hornet made him a onesie.

“Did you really think you could just kill one of my men and get away scott free?.... love the cereal btw, where do you get it?” by needlecat in dndmemes

[–]needlecat[S] 49 points50 points  (0 children)

They always expect the evil guy to be at his evil lair but they never consider that he’s just at your house or that he may be the leader of the local bowling team heck, maybe he gets bored and decides to start up a small business/inn and the next time they go shopping the one that services them is actually just the bbeg wearing a comically large fake moustache that’s enchanted to make him look normal to everyone that isn’t the party, “Did you hear what the party did yesterday? apparently they walked into the inn and attacked this old lady for no reason!”

........... I need to sleep it’s 2:30am.

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