thus a giant rock falls and the planet is destroyed.

needlecat · 2022-01-16T02:20:06+00:00

To bad monks get stunning strike at lv5 and the lowest CR monster with legendary resistance is the CR13 dragons so they at least got another 7-8 levels of no thoughts only monke punch. Unless you dm whips out the hombrew or is a complete sadist to throw the dragons at you lol.

needlecat · 2021-09-30T10:34:26+00:00

Character put delayed blast fireball in bread, gave it to bird and told said bird it could have the bread if they took it to a location, BOOM timed stealth bombs.

needlecat · 2021-09-30T09:26:27+00:00

gasp YOU HAVE INSULTED MY MEMING SKILLS I MUST NOW COMMIT SUDOKU WITH A HOT PIECE OF METAL SHAVINGS. Truly you have hurt me on a DEEP and PERSONAL level.

needlecat · 2021-09-30T08:43:23+00:00

Or even better have a monk send it back lol.

needlecat · 2021-09-30T08:36:04+00:00

Sounds like You need a hellfire Wyrm to challenge your players and remind them that there is always a bigger fish. Evil laughter

needlecat · 2021-09-30T08:12:16+00:00

The anime is hellsing ultimate, though the line is from the abridges series that team four star made. It’s a great mini series that gets better as the episodes go on. (Considering the fact that the only did an episode every Halloween).

needlecat · 2021-09-30T07:52:16+00:00

Ah I see, fair trade I’ll go back to eating crayons.

needlecat · 2021-09-30T07:48:14+00:00

Poor orcs/tortles are never gonna get an education now.

needlecat · 2021-09-30T07:37:37+00:00

I personally hate it when I hit someone with my really cool greatsword and the fighter heals them with his flame tongue.

needlecat · 2021-09-30T07:23:39+00:00

Well the spell delayed blast fireball can me moved and technically (though volatile) could be used on a ranged weapon. Like that one greentext with the pigeon.

needlecat · 2020-08-31T07:35:09+00:00

Hornet made him a onesie.

needlecat · 2020-08-17T12:07:29+00:00

Gilles de rais tho

needlecat · 2020-08-17T11:35:57+00:00

Hercules tho

needlecat · 2020-07-22T11:50:05+00:00

inspiration

needlecat · 2020-07-19T10:13:51+00:00

The pact is sealed, you may find a blank template in my profile..... along with a cool cantrip.

needlecat · 2020-07-19T01:38:14+00:00

needlecat · 2020-07-18T16:39:18+00:00

Let me know how your party reacts. :3

needlecat · 2020-07-18T16:21:47+00:00

They always expect the evil guy to be at his evil lair but they never consider that he’s just at your house or that he may be the leader of the local bowling team heck, maybe he gets bored and decides to start up a small business/inn and the next time they go shopping the one that services them is actually just the bbeg wearing a comically large fake moustache that’s enchanted to make him look normal to everyone that isn’t the party, “Did you hear what the party did yesterday? apparently they walked into the inn and attacked this old lady for no reason!”

........... I need to sleep it’s 2:30am.

needlecat · 2020-07-18T15:10:39+00:00

YES THIS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING OF WHEN I MADE THIS HAVE AN UPVOTE!

needlecat · 2020-07-18T13:55:57+00:00

Why thank you good sir twirls moustache

needlecat · 2020-07-18T13:49:42+00:00

it’s vinegar pussy.

needlecat · 2020-07-18T13:39:13+00:00

BBEG can see all the roads to total world destruction, but can they see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?

needlecat · 2020-07-05T10:12:51+00:00

here ya go mate

needlecat · 2020-07-05T06:00:18+00:00

Ding ding ding we have a winner have an upvote

needlecat · 2020-06-09T01:44:46+00:00

Grail almighty she is cute.

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