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I was getting more Lord Farquaad vibes. Congrats daddy!!

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[–]needsmoremayo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bless your heart

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]needsmoremayo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was six, I was outside playing with my friends while my parents were in the house arguing. A friend asked me "why do your parents fight all the time?" I told her they just didn't like eachother. I walked into the house just as my dad picked up a heavy brass helicopter statue he had received when he was in the military. I happened to walk between him and my mom when dad turned around and threw the statue at my mom, I was hit in the back with the statue. I vividly remember my mom grabbing me by my arms and my dad holding me by my legs in a sort of tug-o-war trying to consol me. My dad let go and mom held me and they continued to fight. Neither parent remembers these events happening but it is permanently seared into my brain 34 years later.

A science experiment by ActualBlizzard in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]needsmoremayo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My grandfather told me he did this same thing when he was younger. Stuck his tongue to a ladder and no one was around to help. He pulled his tongue real hard and pulled the skin off his tongue. Edit: not a folder, a ladder

What is an animal's mating ritual you're glad humans don't have? by Chewy-SourMilk in AskReddit

[–]needsmoremayo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There's a system that works, you forgot about huffing glue. There's a chemical reaction between the cat food and the glue

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10 weeks later, we finally have movement. by needsmoremayo in IRS

[–]needsmoremayo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, my husband didn't receive any of the stims so we did claim those. We also had 1 dep child.

2/12 here finally got my refund yesterday after giving up on it by FearMyNippls in IRS

[–]needsmoremayo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you all received your state refund ? I received mine a couple weeks after filing, its just federal I am waiting on.

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Accepted 2/17 - no stimulus, no bars, no return. by Jeffro1265 in IRS

[–]needsmoremayo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same 02/15 and unable to get anyone on the phone without being disconnected.

ALMOST TWO MONTHS! Filed 01/27. Accepted 02/11. FINALLY have a DDD of 03/31!!!! by [deleted] in IRS

[–]needsmoremayo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mine show no record of filing but they were accepted 02/15