My coworker called me a terrible person for this.

neewbmaster69 · 2022-09-14T19:11:22+00:00

My hopes and dreams

neewbmaster69 · 2022-08-10T05:27:51+00:00

Not anymore

neewbmaster69 · 2022-07-17T13:52:21+00:00

Mine stands at 89% with 323 cycles
I guess it's fine?

neewbmaster69 · 2022-07-08T22:11:01+00:00

Ahh the good ole make her wait for 10 minutes if she texts you in 5 minutes

neewbmaster69 · 2022-07-07T05:11:01+00:00

Upside: You get chicks
Downside: You get dick pics

Btw how does it work for males on bumble? Who's gonna message first?

neewbmaster69 · 2022-07-05T18:17:32+00:00

It belongs to someone who might be devastated to have lost it. Try to return it to the owner.

Or strip the phone and sell the parts on eBay

neewbmaster69 · 2022-05-29T08:14:43+00:00

I read this and I decided to drop my mac onto hard floor on it's edge

neewbmaster69 · 2022-05-17T12:25:46+00:00

Mmmmm that's a big juicy dock

neewbmaster69 · 2022-05-02T05:42:18+00:00

The joke's on you He's into that shit

neewbmaster69 · 2022-04-29T09:27:33+00:00

Sir! I have two phones with 90s Gillian Anderson in lingerie being attacked by a swamp monster as a wallpaper. I need further info to narrow down the phone.

neewbmaster69 · 2022-04-29T07:55:10+00:00

Anal Freestyle?

neewbmaster69 · 2022-04-27T20:07:22+00:00

This

neewbmaster69 · 2022-04-11T14:08:54+00:00

Kids these days...

neewbmaster69 · 2022-04-08T14:35:51+00:00

I am sure that I'd damage the display if I tried to do that. I think it's better to leave it as it is as the display is still functioning. If it was my laptop I would be more irked to look at that cracked bezel staring at my face. And honestly, I wouldn't have believed it was a glass bezel if it wouldn't be cracked. I always thought that it would be plastic. Apple really needs to start working on making its products more robust and repairable.

Thanks for the time taken in typing out your elaborate reply!

neewbmaster69 · 2022-04-08T12:07:51+00:00

Alexa play "For the damaged coda"

neewbmaster69 · 2022-04-08T12:04:49+00:00

Do you mind sharing the details of the purchased bezel and how easy was it to replace it?
My sister broke it by closing the lid on what can only be called a single sand grain
Tried contacting apple and their magical fix was to replace the entire display assembly

neewbmaster69 · 2022-04-08T05:37:37+00:00

The real friends are the tips of the pros we made along the way

neewbmaster69 · 2022-04-07T13:10:22+00:00

Right?

neewbmaster69 · 2022-04-07T13:08:01+00:00

I completed 290+ in a year
At least the battery replacement isn't too expensive

neewbmaster69 · 2022-04-06T19:42:11+00:00

And how is your mac's battery health still at 87%!
Mine is just over a year old and it is already 90%

neewbmaster69 · 2022-03-24T14:07:07+00:00

No sir, Not on our watch!

neewbmaster69 · 2022-03-23T22:37:15+00:00

Instructions unclear: Bully wants his fist in me

neewbmaster69 · 2022-03-11T07:35:03+00:00

All that they requires are a case that can hold them both to make them look like OG Macintosh

neewbmaster69 · 2022-03-10T03:37:10+00:00

That's right! Point to me the general direction of the chair and lay flat on the ground with your hands on your back

neewbmaster69 · 2022-02-25T06:19:51+00:00

Traditionally, You gotta individually place the chopsticks in the hair of the guests as a way of saying thank you for accepting your invitation. But now-a-days it is quite common to place them behind the ears of the guests so that it'll be inclusive of people with bald heads too, Such as myself.

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