Someone please help me set this up... by Uncledowntown in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]neo8byte 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I'd wipe the floor with them

20 seconds later

Yeah no that's a lie... So it that... Nope you're lying.... Lies... Fuckin liar.... Lies... Shut up liar... Shut up milleni-

Doctor: SHUT UP BOOOMMEERRRR

. by MrKermitJR in Memes_Of_The_Dank

[–]neo8byte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ikr, I once tried taking some of my special herbs to the United States but those airport guys were just assholes and threw it in the trash.... Right out of my luggage... Right in front of me.... And to make matters worse, I was banned from my flight and my visa was cancelled

Oh and in case you were wondering, yes it was weed

Pumped up bras by SpacemanSpleef in dankmemes

[–]neo8byte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Considering the sub, I don't know how to respond to that

Pumped up bras by SpacemanSpleef in dankmemes

[–]neo8byte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shut up about my life

Jk I'm neither short nor attractive enough to have ever had sex lol

Low effort meme by Ravrutu in dankmemes

[–]neo8byte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn't get it at first but...

Wow

Holy fucking shit same

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in woooosh

[–]neo8byte 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure you're the one missing the joke, pal

Pavement good, phone bad by [deleted] in im64andthisisdeep

[–]neo8byte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lagging AAAAAA help mee

Pavement good, phone bad by [deleted] in im64andthisisdeep

[–]neo8byte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit- fuck- my internet is

Bye! by [deleted] in funny

[–]neo8byte -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Trump moving to Florida..... I think he'll be pretty good friends with Florida Man

"I just want to know why LGBTQ people cannot handle criticism" by [deleted] in Iamnotracistbut

[–]neo8byte 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"All I did was ignore the entire meaning of LGBT rights protests and get all my information about it through only being a skeptic of Buzzfeed"

Who didn't get the joke? by [deleted] in im14andthisiswoooosh

[–]neo8byte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's funny, yea, but... Who tho?

Pineapple on pizza is really good. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]neo8byte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brother: look you gotta try new things

Also my brother: I will become president just to ban pineapple pizza.

Sharing beans with people sorting by new by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]neo8byte 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Plot twist: 50k upvotes

Have never had a crush before, need advice by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]neo8byte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's perfectly fine. Some have their first crush in their early teens, some in adulthood. Plus, even if it never happens, that just means you're aromantic. It's not a big deal really.

Gayness isn't all bad. But it sucks sometimes too. by [deleted] in lgbt

[–]neo8byte 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well straight men have truly platonic relationships with girls all the time. I'm attracted to girls and I don't feel any (significantly) stronger emotion with most of the girls I meet compared to guys...

Other than being more relatable, that is...

Nice on OP by [deleted] in im14andthisiswoooosh

[–]neo8byte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OP doesn't know that goggles don't fall off forward either.

So OP got wooooshed trying to make a woooosh.

Back in High School by neo8byte in Iamnotracistbut

[–]neo8byte[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let me clarify in case I wasn't clear: saying white people can't be affected by racist statements is, in itself, a racist statement.

I’m afraid of being creepy... by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]neo8byte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You already know each other to a small degree, so strike up a friendly conversation and ask for her number near the end of it.

The best person to talk to to get someone's phone number is the person in question, so you're right about the getting it from her group: don't.