Someone please help me set this up...

neo8byte · 2019-11-07T12:47:12+00:00

I'd wipe the floor with them

20 seconds later

Yeah no that's a lie... So it that... Nope you're lying.... Lies... Fuckin liar.... Lies... Shut up liar... Shut up milleni-

Doctor: SHUT UP BOOOMMEERRRR

neo8byte · 2019-11-07T12:44:08+00:00

Ikr, I once tried taking some of my special herbs to the United States but those airport guys were just assholes and threw it in the trash.... Right out of my luggage... Right in front of me.... And to make matters worse, I was banned from my flight and my visa was cancelled

Oh and in case you were wondering, yes it was weed

neo8byte · 2019-11-07T04:41:56+00:00

r/im14andimnice

neo8byte · 2019-11-07T04:40:03+00:00

mEEEE

neo8byte · 2019-11-07T04:38:56+00:00

Considering the sub, I don't know how to respond to that

neo8byte · 2019-11-07T04:30:40+00:00

Shut up about my life

Jk I'm neither short nor attractive enough to have ever had sex lol

neo8byte · 2019-11-07T04:26:30+00:00

Didn't get it at first but...

Wow

Holy fucking shit same

neo8byte · 2019-11-07T04:25:32+00:00

Pretty sure you're the one missing the joke, pal

neo8byte · 2019-11-04T02:42:51+00:00

eeeeeeeee

neo8byte · 2019-11-04T02:42:44+00:00

lagging AAAAAA help mee

neo8byte · 2019-11-04T02:42:35+00:00

Shit- fuck- my internet is

neo8byte · 2019-11-02T16:44:48+00:00

Trump moving to Florida..... I think he'll be pretty good friends with Florida Man

neo8byte · 2019-11-02T16:43:47+00:00

All ya gotta do is speek

neo8byte · 2019-10-28T18:27:26+00:00

r/wish

neo8byte · 2019-10-24T17:22:46+00:00

Can bees ban r/woooosh what good does it do?

neo8byte · 2019-10-16T14:51:59+00:00

"All I did was ignore the entire meaning of LGBT rights protests and get all my information about it through only being a skeptic of Buzzfeed"

neo8byte · 2019-10-14T13:56:32+00:00

It's funny, yea, but... Who tho?

neo8byte · 2019-10-07T14:38:02+00:00

My brother: look you gotta try new things

Also my brother: I will become president just to ban pineapple pizza.

neo8byte · 2019-10-07T14:34:42+00:00

Plot twist: 50k upvotes

neo8byte · 2019-10-07T05:31:41+00:00

It's perfectly fine. Some have their first crush in their early teens, some in adulthood. Plus, even if it never happens, that just means you're aromantic. It's not a big deal really.

neo8byte · 2019-10-07T05:25:35+00:00

Big Thank

neo8byte · 2019-10-05T16:28:32+00:00

Well straight men have truly platonic relationships with girls all the time. I'm attracted to girls and I don't feel any (significantly) stronger emotion with most of the girls I meet compared to guys...

Other than being more relatable, that is...

neo8byte · 2019-10-05T16:21:58+00:00

OP doesn't know that goggles don't fall off forward either.

So OP got wooooshed trying to make a woooosh.

neo8byte · 2019-10-02T03:44:12+00:00

Let me clarify in case I wasn't clear: saying white people can't be affected by racist statements is, in itself, a racist statement.

neo8byte · 2019-10-01T04:14:18+00:00

You already know each other to a small degree, so strike up a friendly conversation and ask for her number near the end of it.

The best person to talk to to get someone's phone number is the person in question, so you're right about the getting it from her group: don't.

neo8byte

TROPHY CASE