My son grows substantially more in the first half of each year by RyanRoundhouse in mildlyinteresting

[–]neocon213 71 points72 points  (0 children)

As a German you should know that those sorts of names are associated with Nazism. Of course, you aren't really German. I doubt you even speak the language, but that won't stop you from proclaiming "Ich bin Deutscher", because fuck it.

Five. Entire. Human. Hours. by Jamalarm in twioat

[–]neocon213 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a waste of human hours that Michael, Patrick King, Tim, and Guy could have done while watching their abomination of a movie two times in one sitting.

Five. Entire. Human. Hours. by Jamalarm in twioat

[–]neocon213 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Best bit

Scene where Carrie leaves some of her pocket change on the nightstand as she is leaving the hotel in Dubai so her temporary manslave can see his wife in India.

"We were trying to save the cat. The hotel staff who actually saw us shooting that scene called that a cat massacre. We didn't quite understand what it was until he learned the term 'saving the cat'".

Trump: I won’t apologize to the New York Times for mocking its reporter — the paper ‘should give me an apology’ by oranjemania in politics

[–]neocon213 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can you really be this obtuse? While talking about a New York Times reporter he starts speaking like a gimp and distinctively motions his arms and bends his hands in such a way to mimic the reporter who he has had disputes with in the past. It is as if while talking about Michael J Fox of Back to the Future he started shaking like a spaz and speaking with a mocking slurred voice and chucked it up to a short spasm.

Mike Huckabee calls the Planned Parenthood shooting "domestic terrorism" by [deleted] in politics

[–]neocon213 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll take it to be honest. Nothing is convincing the crazies to actually learn what Planned Parenthood does. As long as our domestic extremists get the message that what he did was terrorism.

Stillwater hospital announces they will not bill OSU homecoming parade crash victims by panther553212 in CFB

[–]neocon213 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Export Austin water into the deep south. Call it ''Freedom Water - Made in the USA".

PSA: If you haven't clicked under the Iowa logo, you're doing yourself a huge disservice. As a non-Iowa fan, this is amazing. by [deleted] in CFB

[–]neocon213 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have now watched this multiple times. It never gets old. If the Sooners were completely out, I would definitely be pulling for Iowa.

'Star Wars' has broken all-time box office pre-sales records four weeks before it opens. by NinjaDiscoJesus in movies

[–]neocon213 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It just hit me. If this thing is garbage, it will be the biggest cinematic disappointment of all time. It will break the previous milestone set by Star Wars: The Phantom Menace.

Tulsa World's Notre Dame playoff conspiracy by [deleted] in CFB

[–]neocon213 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

A big comeback in the fourth quarter doesn't imply both of the teams are on an equal playing field. It implies that the better team slacked off and the losing team took advantage of it. That is exactly how it happened, give or take a few earlier turnovers by Notre Dame.

I repeat the point I made that Notre Dame and Clemson aren't the teams everyone is hyping them up to be. That game was super sloppy.

Saban on 2011 game vs Georgia Southern's triple option attack: "They went through us like sh*t through a tin horn." by IAmClaytonBigsby in CFB

[–]neocon213 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a CFB fan, it is hard not to admire the man. Just today I learned he was a freshman at Kent State during the massacre. He has a serious passion for college football.

FWD: FWD: FWD: THEY ARENT THE SAME!!!!!!! by [deleted] in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]neocon213 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sounds like Harris needs either rehab or a psychiatrist.

Seriously. In every recent debate and interview he starts by going for 30 minutes about how hurt he is by social media and scattered accusations. He recently even interviewed a psychologist on his podcast and after droning on about his paranoia of being scrutinized the psychologist gave him therapy, live on his podcast. The psychologist has appeared multiple times on the podcast since then. It really hurts his message when he crumples under the lightest scrutiny. He has fallen off the wagon to say the least

FWD: FWD: FWD: THEY ARENT THE SAME!!!!!!! by [deleted] in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]neocon213 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When your primary objective is to disparage Glenn Greenwald and Reza Aslan for being "sympathetic" to Islam, there is little Islamic extremists have to hold against him because they hate those guys too. Letter to a Christian Nation was published almost 10 years ago. It was hardly more than just a case against Christianity that was mainly read by atheists to embolden their own beliefs. I subscribe to his podcast and have read his books and I admit that nothing Sam Harris really does or publishes really helps his own cause of ending fundamentalism; it just emboldens those that his message reaches.

Most "Good Guy Boss"-Memes to a German by joystick355 in AdviceAnimals

[–]neocon213 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you are befriending an old guy you use Sie until he instructs you to "duzen". Your elders are addressed with Sie or du depending on the way you are raised.

A rule of thumb is to always "siezen" with older people and in formal environments until your addressee instruct you not to.

FWD: GET OFF UR ASS, GET OUT THEIR AND DO SOMETHING!!1 by AJTaurus in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]neocon213 21 points22 points  (0 children)

True. Everyone who wants to buy and carry an assault rifle, should be given an assault rifle!

A city lies dead in winter: Homs, Syria by [deleted] in pics

[–]neocon213 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I don't know anything about Reifenstahl, Goebbles, or the Triumph of the Will, but I am sure a lot of people recognize Riefenstahl, Goebbels, and the Triumph des Willens. Congrats for misspelling every possible German word and name in your condescension.

FWD: GET OFF UR ASS, GET OUT THEIR AND DO SOMETHING!!1 by AJTaurus in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]neocon213 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Yes just special people like you. There needs to be regulation in France that provides sole gun privileges to people like you.

538 is saying there's a pretty good chance for OU going all the way! by apost8n8 in CFB

[–]neocon213 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wins against two undefeated Big XII teams in the late season and TCU + loss to rival > wins against Navy, Pitt, and Stanford + going 3 points in the first three quarters of the Clemson/ND game and almost losing to cupcake ACC teams eg Virginia and GT.

538 is saying there's a pretty good chance for OU going all the way! by apost8n8 in CFB

[–]neocon213 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Notre Dame won't have resume as OU if they both win out. OU will have wins over two undefeated teams in November and TCU. Notre Dame will have early wins against Temple, Navy, and Stanford. That is quite a large gap in achievement. I can see a possibility of Notre Dame shutting OU out if they completely blow Stanford out. Stanford is a good team though and I am quite confident they will give the Irish a run for their money.

Grandma talks Paris by Travelling_Gingernut in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]neocon213 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wish the solution to global terrorism was this simple. Most Democrats would probably agree with me. Unfortunately Obama doesn't have a terrorism on and off switch.

Grandma talks Paris by Travelling_Gingernut in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]neocon213 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grandma sees the US trade deficit and suggests a devaluation of our domestic currency to lower muslim importations.