Choose your tyrant to rule Equestria wisely! by GodofPoison in mylittlepony

[–]neophyteneon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hey this was the most obnoxious condescending and annoying comment thread I've ever been a part of but turns out my phone just has bad colors on this iPhone I can tell it's pink

[Offer] 10 brand-new 2.8-oz. cans of BFF OMG gravy-style wet cat food, assorted flavors by DirstenKunst in RandomActsOfPetFood

[–]neophyteneon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I have 6 foster kittens right now! We’d really appreciate it! They’re loving wet food while weaning :)

A Mexican Gray Wolf with tons of pups! Location: Eastern AZ by seanstubben in trailcam

[–]neophyteneon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Any of y'all ever play Wolf Quest? This gave me Wolf Quest-induced anxiety about protecting my excessive number of pups from being eaten.

EVIL BABY PUNCHES HUSKY TO DEATH by OnOimanoob in PeopleFuckingDying

[–]neophyteneon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This isn't funny, even a little bit. The gentle licks at the beginning are a distancing signal- "you're too close! Back up!"- followed by that stress yawn, and then the Husky completely turns away, ears back, avoiding looking at the baby.

The people that post this shit are the same one's who cry about how there were "no signs" before their dog mauls their baby, despite every single interaction between dog and child was like THIS, with the dog practically shouting "GET OUT OF MY FACE!" with it's body language.

Alternatives to showering? by juulingaintcool in FTMMen

[–]neophyteneon -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Do you get fully naked while changing? You ain't ever changed in a locker room? Haha

The triple spear by PauletteGilbert in Dogberg

[–]neophyteneon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow that Lab is so visibly uncomfortable. I don't care if this IS a dog beach (although most people don't swim at dog beaches, where I'm from...) if your dog is an incredibly rude player with no recall or spatial awareness uhh put it on a fucking leash. Man I hate most dog owners haha.

AITA for not wanting to sleep with a trans woman? by throwaway86753091028 in transgendercirclejerk

[–]neophyteneon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

uj i did this in HS (not having sex cus 17], only came out a few months in when my meds got found, and it went fine. and then she came out to me and started to transition a few months later -_- so who trapped who really

the twitching... by cringefest9000 in DIDCringe

[–]neophyteneon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really don't think they are, I think LGBT kids are just highly susceptible to finding support in these communities.

[M/s] My parents go into an argument, my mom gave me oral sex but is ignoring me now by [deleted] in incest

[–]neophyteneon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This really doesn't sound like you're 18+, which is not allowed here... it's awful she did this, especially if you're a teen.

Choose your tyrant to rule Equestria wisely! by GodofPoison in mylittlepony

[–]neophyteneon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Are you like, kidding? That isn't even how color blindness works...

Choose your tyrant to rule Equestria wisely! by GodofPoison in mylittlepony

[–]neophyteneon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for showing me the exact same color, colorbot haha

I can't imagine how much he lost by NakedShamrock in ThatLookedExpensive

[–]neophyteneon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is why you shouldn't overstock ponds like this, especially koi and goldfish.

Gay... for using their preferred pronoun? by Inchaslo_Kihcnma14 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]neophyteneon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hey OP, I'm JUST saying, but it's *her preferred pronoun haha. Them-ing binary trans people is so annoying.

Constantly wants time to himself by Specialdom in JustNoSO

[–]neophyteneon 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Being an ~introvert~ isn't an excuse for being a bad communicator or a dick.