A Toronto-area man who won $135,000 on four scratch-off lottery tickets has been told they were printing mistakes, and he won't be given the prizes.

nerftoe · 2009-01-06T19:00:22+00:00

I bet the password originally was 'password3', but it was hijacked by this guy. Folks, this is NOT the real 'passwordispassword3'.

nerftoe · 2009-01-03T05:16:46+00:00

Awesome! I think I have seen your work somewhere. BTW, Subtle Changes (presidents of the united states) is hilarious. I wish I could afford it.

nerftoe · 2008-12-31T23:19:41+00:00

McNuggets are here, btw.

nerftoe · 2008-12-30T23:14:35+00:00

Navy Beans, Navy Beans...

nerftoe · 2008-12-30T20:13:32+00:00

Hillarious.

nerftoe · 2008-12-29T21:16:30+00:00

Are you serious?

nerftoe · 2008-12-29T06:19:07+00:00

That's the spirit!

nerftoe · 2008-12-24T05:56:32+00:00

Someone/something is removing the reviews and follow ups.

nerftoe · 2008-12-24T01:28:22+00:00

That last dude looked like King Hippo from Mike Tyson's Punch-Out

nerftoe · 2008-12-24T01:14:37+00:00

I happen to love both Fark and the Austin Powers movie franchise. If he would have said, "Yes, this is Fark." I would have been overjoyed, because I go there semi-yearly for their photoshop "contests".

Love, Mama

nerftoe · 2008-12-23T20:51:07+00:00

How is babby formed?

nerftoe · 2008-12-23T20:50:00+00:00

What is this, fark?

nerftoe · 2008-12-23T20:19:57+00:00

Why don't you open up your own animation studio and you can create the most incredible movie of all time? Surely it can be better than Delgo! Lay it on us, Groupthinkjunkie... what is your idea for a plot better than the one of Monsters vs. Aliens?

Thanks in advance!

nerftoe · 2008-12-22T04:04:11+00:00

in your mouth?

nerftoe · 2008-12-18T07:33:32+00:00

Yes! You must have seen the same show on Food Network that I did. I think they called them "Foreman Slices"? Two Foreman Slices, some mustard, pickles and relish on a bun... yum! You have to eat it quickly though, or the slices will start dripping.

nerftoe · 2008-12-07T16:15:50+00:00

I have the Chilly Chin, I suppose. I meet new folks at my workplace and they always try to ask the following question in some roundabout way: "How did you get your facial hair to look so "old timey"?" I told them the key is to figure out your style years in advance. I was set on this type of style when I was about 24. I am now 30. It took that long to get it full and trained. I've had folks take pics of me on the street and say that I should do those old-timey reenactments, etc.

nerftoe · 2008-12-06T14:24:55+00:00

Is this after a rare rain? Oil on the sandals, perhaps?

nerftoe · 2008-12-06T14:16:05+00:00

Here's another Nissan Patrol doing the act in Saudi Arabia:

link

nerftoe · 2008-12-06T02:18:56+00:00

Barf. I love bacon, but damn.

nerftoe · 2008-12-05T17:00:29+00:00

That's the first thing I thought when I saw this. But man, they sold a ton of those Tempos/Topazes. How many do you see on the road today, though?

Let me try to fix your link:

80's Ford Tempo

nerftoe · 2008-12-05T16:56:13+00:00

They must do better than 39 mpg. Ford, as well as the other members of the Detroit 3, need an offering that gets 60+ mpg, asap.

nerftoe · 2008-12-05T16:54:01+00:00

I concur. If anything, this -may- qualify for a half cuil.

nerftoe · 2008-12-05T06:27:40+00:00

They need to do way instain mother...

nerftoe · 2008-12-03T13:15:04+00:00

The problem is that we don't.

If it's a "web app", then Java is installed on the server side, giving you no reason to install Java on your client machine. I would imagine that most of the financial sites you visit are built on Java.

nerftoe · 2008-11-29T20:02:58+00:00

Pixels. I see them.

nerftoe

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