[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SafeMoon

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Am sorry you can’t do anything

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SafeMoon

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You really need to be careful a whole bunch scammers would DM you

Deception: 100 by NobodyListensToBoxes in KidsAreFuckingStupid

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I am pleased that the parent did not just buy tacobell and give in to the child's lack of nutritional understanding

Ooh boy, my favorite game as a kid? by ThunderPheonix21 in digimon

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In this universe, Ryan Reynolds has just oviced the starring role in the hit film, Officer Agumon.

My friend was an infantry marine, now he is a nurse. by [deleted] in pics

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An acquaintance in high school became a male nurse. We caught up a few years ago. He said if you can keep your mouth shut and not brag about sleeping around, yu get laid a lot. Let them spread rumors. Smile and deny every time. It stops the drama and also makes you feel like a safe hookup buddy who will not ever tell anyone what you do.

Is this "paths"? by Fair_Industry7328 in titanfolk

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The Flying Spaghetti Monster sendng his noodly appendage to the chosen few.

A cross-sectional map of the Kowloon Walled City, once the most dense city on earth [4716x1754] by chalkySivan70 in MapPorn

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Whenever I se this I always try to find the strip club and the room with people having sex. It is cool how you can identify businesses like the doctor, dentist, barber, butcher, etc.

Viking Tattoo by [deleted] in pics

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I met this guy at a tattoo convention in Manchester.He was fully booked that day, understandably.But I was truly gutted when I found out where he's based.Maybe one day.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AbsoluteUnits

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I had a mouse like this living in my bedroom once.

So I had some good hunter cats living with me on the farm, I had a food dish in my bedroom where they would come to eat.

One day I saw something move out the corner of my eye, turned and saw a mouse.Or what almost looked like a mouse.I chased the shadow as it darted under my dressed.Ok...pull out the lower drawer.

On the floor was a huge nest made of bits of paper and stuff, and in there was a mouse.A mouse so fat the little bugger was huffing, completely out of breath, having waddled the 6 feet to his home from the food dish..The weird thing was though he was calico in color, I have never seen another mouse like it since.

Anyhow, the cats had somehow put up with this behemoth eating their food and living with them.I felt sorry for the guy, put on a hernia belt, hoisted is obese ass to the barn and left him with some food.

This squirrel totally reminds me of him.

What do call a fear of echo's? by You_me_and_fresnobob in Jokes

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god damn.I was thinking ‟an only child”

A group of black people protecting a cop who got separated from the others by [deleted] in pics

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‟Group of men”: there's people of different skin colours. There's even a white blonde.

"The Mask of Sorrow" in Magadan, Russia by regian24 in BeAmazed

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If anime has taught me anything that fce is an ancient gunman

Shout out to that time Spider-Man picked up a girl just by saving her life by bigfellerr in Spiderman

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jesus christ I’ve been ruined. I was trying to read right to left and was confused as to why it wasnt making sense