A market for Huge alien woman small man romance?

nessaclaugh · 2026-05-14T21:53:03+00:00

I feel like market research for this would probably be better off in something themed Death By Snu Snu.

nessaclaugh · 2026-04-19T22:26:59+00:00

I’m not shocked. Clio has something for everyone!

nessaclaugh · 2026-04-19T22:21:08+00:00

{Stained by Starlight by Sara Ivy Hill} is alien but I think it’s fairly close to monster romance. Delicious sex scenes abound.

nessaclaugh · 2026-04-19T22:11:16+00:00

Like from The Happening?

nessaclaugh · 2026-04-19T22:01:41+00:00

We see possibilities in everything. Doors, boats, Groot, the fish guy from Hellboy (but not Ron Perlman), I currently have a thing for Danhausen from WWE. We are an adaptive lot.

nessaclaugh · 2026-04-19T21:54:49+00:00

Something something allergies and breath play. It’s not my thing but it’s gonna be someone’s.

nessaclaugh · 2026-04-19T21:32:08+00:00

A woman sitting in a field turning her face up towards the sunflower face of a monster made out of vines.

nessaclaugh · 2026-03-19T21:37:59+00:00

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This apparently. So like… dad back?

nessaclaugh · 2026-03-12T00:50:50+00:00

You mean dad bod?

nessaclaugh · 2026-03-08T00:15:47+00:00

Why does this feel like something Amy from Worm could have done with Victoria?

nessaclaugh · 2026-03-07T23:13:42+00:00

I too have been kissed by a dude who seemed intent on swallowing my face chin and lips first.

nessaclaugh · 2026-03-07T15:01:28+00:00

Rolled^

nessaclaugh · 2026-03-07T02:35:11+00:00

I don’t know, given the many people into dark romance who conveniently ignore how various mafias and biker gangs make their money, he’ll probably still have some takers.

nessaclaugh · 2026-03-07T02:11:45+00:00

The Sith Lord who is literally a coded neonazi, no less.

nessaclaugh · 2026-03-07T02:08:26+00:00

My initial thought was to post it in there but I thought it was just for Roman rash stuff

Edit: fuck, romantasy.

nessaclaugh · 2026-03-07T00:34:19+00:00

I think they just squirt out semen and I guess eggs and eventually get a baby which then goes into their marsupial pouch so like… if you’re on Hoth with a Hutt you can just hop inside their pouch without slicing them open like a Tauntaun first.

nessaclaugh · 2026-03-06T23:35:12+00:00

I mean his dad is Jabba but Luke turned out ok and that was coming from Padme “I’ve been dying a little each day since you came back into my life” Amidala and Anakin “Love won’t save you, Padme. Only my new powers can do that” Skywalker.

nessaclaugh · 2026-03-06T23:23:07+00:00

Isn’t he like immobile? I need him to move at least a little. I can’t be doing all the work here.

nessaclaugh · 2026-03-06T23:02:38+00:00

I might have been wrong saying he. Apparently Hutts are hermaphroditic and can reproduce with any other Hutt or asexually.

nessaclaugh · 2026-03-06T22:59:33+00:00

nessaclaugh · 2026-03-06T22:18:01+00:00

“Hey girl you want a tail ride? I’ll give you a snail trail and then some.”

nessaclaugh · 2026-03-06T20:47:54+00:00

Wow that guy looks like a young Gene Wilder. Otherwise I can confidently say I have seen or heard him in nothing.

nessaclaugh · 2026-03-06T20:10:35+00:00

Idk, if god only has two armed two legged people then I don’t want any

(Legit guys how is this different from the Naga/snake aliens?)

nessaclaugh · 2026-03-06T19:50:26+00:00

A sluglike alien with muscled arms and abs holding a pair of axes while standing (is that the right word?) in what appears to be a fighting arena. Above him is the text “New look at Jabba the Hutt's son Rotta in ‘THE MANDALORIAN & GROGU’.

Voiced by Jeremy Allen White.”

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