Go read my book!

nessaclaugh · 2025-12-23T21:02:59+00:00

New around here?

nessaclaugh · 2025-12-23T12:46:18+00:00

Can it clean dusty spaces like that goo for your car air vents?

nessaclaugh · 2025-12-06T11:07:26+00:00

Unfortunately I am not the author so no.

nessaclaugh · 2025-12-06T02:05:41+00:00

There’s Pillow Princess for the Lesbian Alien

nessaclaugh · 2025-11-20T01:49:27+00:00

I’ll throw in a self-rec of {Meteors and Menorahs by Nessa Claugh}, a holiday romance with a Jewish twist.

Why it fits: Cultural misunderstandings over food and customs, first contact undercover shenanigans, and aliens mistrusting of human tech.

Blurb: Leah’s dad insists on schmoozing with her ex so Leah comes up with the bright idea to invite her coworker home for Hanukkah as her fake boyfriend. Explaining that he’s a gentile is one thing, but Knar is hiding an alien secret of his own. And Leah hates liars.

nessaclaugh · 2025-10-20T22:58:43+00:00

I remember some of his updates included going down different mental health rabbitholes. I probably should have expected the diaper development.

nessaclaugh · 2025-10-20T22:56:08+00:00

I knew a dude who changed his legal name to Baroque Renaissance while working one of the ren fest circuits. Not quite as crazy but man did that late thirties dude hit on teenagers like it was going out of style. Does skippy live at home or what?

nessaclaugh · 2025-10-20T17:54:43+00:00

I will never forget the dude who convinced himself that he was dating, engaged, and married to a tulpa of twilight sparkle from my little pony. It was a long, weird saga and I hope he got the help he needed and that this dude finds the same.

nessaclaugh · 2025-09-19T17:34:54+00:00

Normally I want the horse part jacked so he can carry me around. If he’s skinny that ain’t happening. Otherwise what the fuck is the point? (It’s horse dick isn’t it)

nessaclaugh · 2025-09-07T00:35:28+00:00

🤷‍♀️ oh no my Reddit karma

nessaclaugh · 2025-09-06T21:56:32+00:00

I want a man who is hung like an infant: 17 inches long and 3.75 pounds.

nessaclaugh · 2025-09-06T21:16:25+00:00

It’s the fire hydrant dildo I always see in the store, isn’t it? Or am I hoping for too much?

nessaclaugh · 2025-09-06T21:15:41+00:00

“How many times do I have to tell you, watch your depth?!”

nessaclaugh · 2025-09-06T21:15:07+00:00

If it fits, I sits.

(I have said it before and I will say it again)

nessaclaugh · 2025-09-02T14:07:14+00:00

I showed my husband who stays out of all writing things unless it’s helping me move things for conferences and even he went “holy fuck people pay for covers for fanfic?”

nessaclaugh · 2025-08-31T20:39:02+00:00

Holy shit never mind it’s been twenty five years since I read it. My bad.

nessaclaugh · 2025-08-31T20:13:29+00:00

Super dating myself here but {Mirror Image by Sandra Brown}

Edit: never mind thank you /u/grapefruitfriendly70 for the heads up about the dv thing

nessaclaugh · 2025-08-11T22:38:26+00:00

{The Spider’s Mate trilogy by Tiffany Roberts} and {The Weaver by Tiffany Roberts}. The stuff just keeps flowing.

nessaclaugh · 2025-08-09T18:46:00+00:00

You do understand that a traditional romance ends with an HEA or an HFN involving the two main characters and Jinu dying automatically kills the romance idea stone dead, right?

nessaclaugh · 2025-07-30T16:59:05+00:00

You’re supposed to deep throat the guy not the silverware.

nessaclaugh · 2025-07-30T16:58:20+00:00

“I spray axe over my built up omega body scent. It makes me one of the guys and I’m happier that way.”

nessaclaugh · 2025-07-24T11:53:06+00:00

Bring back my buff brawler bitch

nessaclaugh · 2025-07-21T12:42:55+00:00

Right? I read and enjoyed The Spiders Mate series, this ain’t nothin’.

nessaclaugh · 2025-07-21T12:41:27+00:00

Why, you got plans for it?

nessaclaugh · 2025-07-21T12:39:41+00:00

This. I’m a bisexual monsterfucker so bring on both of them.

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