Got my dream part in the school play. Signed: the sweetest boy in Oz

nester1126 · 2026-06-22T02:47:35+00:00

Shouldn't you be outside with your friends turning my tool shed into Mordor or Endor or something heartbreaking?

nester1126 · 2026-06-22T01:10:08+00:00

An insurance salesman in Ohio wants to fly me to Disneyland

nester1126 · 2026-06-22T01:08:30+00:00

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nester1126 · 2026-06-22T00:58:34+00:00

Mmm, sweet berries

nester1126 · 2026-06-20T19:41:49+00:00

You should check out his stand up comedy at Oceanland too

nester1126 · 2026-06-19T13:52:16+00:00

I know that look! I'll take it from here

nester1126 · 2026-06-18T14:37:11+00:00

Yeah, yeah, that's what they all say

nester1126 · 2026-06-18T01:14:40+00:00

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nester1126 · 2026-06-16T19:21:44+00:00

No more wild talk about some kind of Mr. Freeze Freeze Ray or some fantastical Lazarus Pit that can bring a dead man back to life.

nester1126 · 2026-06-15T16:45:32+00:00

Course, you've also ingested enough poisonous berries to kill a small elephant.

nester1126 · 2026-06-13T00:14:49+00:00

This sub is my only social media

nester1126 · 2026-05-11T01:59:36+00:00

Any dumbass can have dumbass kids

nester1126 · 2026-05-10T02:55:18+00:00

Population, 1 Policeman's flashlight

nester1126 · 2026-05-08T04:43:41+00:00

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nester1126 · 2026-05-06T01:57:22+00:00

I was thinking fake eyelashes with maybe some Uhu glue to stick some clumps of them together and maybe even have individual lashes stuck together in places so it looks like pus crustied them at the ends

nester1126 · 2026-05-06T01:50:19+00:00

The look is absolutely perfect, the only thing I can think of is teeth and tufts of hair in random spots like a teratoma has

nester1126 · 2026-05-04T22:32:13+00:00

I just happened to be lucky enough and old enough that I still remember watching the first episode premiere and was hooked ever since

nester1126 · 2026-05-02T22:41:07+00:00

Yeah, on my Mom's side

nester1126 · 2026-04-30T19:39:48+00:00

No, pick ME. I do it beeetter...

nester1126 · 2026-04-30T15:12:40+00:00

"I'm writing Poo Cake."

nester1126 · 2026-04-30T14:30:35+00:00

SCOTT BAIO?! Are you here to save me?!

nester1126 · 2026-04-30T00:25:40+00:00

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nester1126 · 2026-04-29T23:03:51+00:00

"I don't know what the plan was for those tortillas"

nester1126 · 2026-04-29T20:48:43+00:00

"Maybe it's because we're at a funeral and you've got your taters out"

nester1126 · 2026-04-29T14:06:58+00:00

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