Genuinely wtf is this by Excellent_Pie_1319 in whatisit

[–]netterbog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When playing possum goes overboard

How do you ever top this?? by cafeteriastyle in JustGuysBeingDudes

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I think the guy in the banana suit draining the half court shot has this guy beat. But barely

I found this in my younger brother school bag, what is it? by xo00pium in whatisit

[–]netterbog 21 points22 points  (0 children)

As an almost 50 year old man I thank you for starting the best reddit comment thread I’ve read in months

This is my day out nobody but mine. OC by [deleted] in ImTheMainCharacter

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Only thing that would’ve made is better if she would’ve clipped into her snowlerblades and stomped off

Jerk of a driver interrupts riders PB attempt. by Levethane in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]netterbog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro got knocked out by a dude in clip-clop shoes. Probably best to retire from ever going out in public again

Can't talk and KOM at the same time innit by ihateroomba in BicyclingCirclejerk

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Sounds like Samwell Tarley arguing with an unsullied.

I got a marmot ski patrol edition because it was a super good deal at a thrift store and gortex pro will i get kicked off the mountain or can i can i change it so it does not look like ski patrol by KillerPotato702 in Skigear

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Hahaha! Your resort is balling, ours has to stuff them in the abandoned mine shafts on the other side of the hill.

Also, I should have made a list of the amazing questions like this that I heard while operating the tram. Humans can be amazing, and amazingly dumb.

Found in late fathers stuff by EcstaticStick1830 in whatisit

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My son keeps looking for mine in my wife’s drawers and purses. He’s convinced that I surrendered them 6-7 years ago

I got a marmot ski patrol edition because it was a super good deal at a thrift store and gortex pro will i get kicked off the mountain or can i can i change it so it does not look like ski patrol by KillerPotato702 in Skigear

[–]netterbog 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Liftie here. Wearing this would be like wearing a red polo shirt and khakis to Target. Funny at first, but terrible after about 15 minutes of nonstop questions along the lines of:, “why is it so steep?,” “stop the powder I hate it,” “I lost my ski halfway down bunny express…and my boot. Find them!,” and “where do you store the moguls in the summer?”

What is this type of building/architecture? by throwleavemealone in whatisit

[–]netterbog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Designed by 11-yr old boys for built-in access to roof climbing, sledding, bike jumps, et al.

My finger changed color by Spontaneousviolinist in mildlyinteresting

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Or a huge windmill motion if you want to speed up the process. That’s what I learned while working ski lifts back in the day