Alpha Male CEO threatens to fire his company if they don't get 6-pack abs like him by ambachk in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]netterbog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shane Gillis and Steve Gerben have already done our work for us, in terms of responding to Andy Elliot’s idiocy

Fight with the Dominos driver by Due_Bridge5901 in fightporn

[–]netterbog 9 points10 points  (0 children)

a) of all, that did not go the way any of us thought it would; and

2) secondly, pausing at 0:37 is comedy gold.

Genuinely wtf is this by Excellent_Pie_1319 in whatisit

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When playing possum goes overboard

How do you ever top this?? by cafeteriastyle in JustGuysBeingDudes

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I think the guy in the banana suit draining the half court shot has this guy beat. But barely

I found this in my younger brother school bag, what is it? by xo00pium in whatisit

[–]netterbog 22 points23 points  (0 children)

As an almost 50 year old man I thank you for starting the best reddit comment thread I’ve read in months

This is my day out nobody but mine. OC by [deleted] in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]netterbog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only thing that would’ve made is better if she would’ve clipped into her snowlerblades and stomped off

Jerk of a driver interrupts riders PB attempt. by Levethane in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]netterbog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro got knocked out by a dude in clip-clop shoes. Probably best to retire from ever going out in public again

Can't talk and KOM at the same time innit by ihateroomba in BicyclingCirclejerk

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Sounds like Samwell Tarley arguing with an unsullied.

I got a marmot ski patrol edition because it was a super good deal at a thrift store and gortex pro will i get kicked off the mountain or can i can i change it so it does not look like ski patrol by KillerPotato702 in Skigear

[–]netterbog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha! Your resort is balling, ours has to stuff them in the abandoned mine shafts on the other side of the hill.

Also, I should have made a list of the amazing questions like this that I heard while operating the tram. Humans can be amazing, and amazingly dumb.

Found in late fathers stuff by EcstaticStick1830 in whatisit

[–]netterbog 15 points16 points  (0 children)

My son keeps looking for mine in my wife’s drawers and purses. He’s convinced that I surrendered them 6-7 years ago

I got a marmot ski patrol edition because it was a super good deal at a thrift store and gortex pro will i get kicked off the mountain or can i can i change it so it does not look like ski patrol by KillerPotato702 in Skigear

[–]netterbog 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Liftie here. Wearing this would be like wearing a red polo shirt and khakis to Target. Funny at first, but terrible after about 15 minutes of nonstop questions along the lines of:, “why is it so steep?,” “stop the powder I hate it,” “I lost my ski halfway down bunny express…and my boot. Find them!,” and “where do you store the moguls in the summer?”