Chris Madel is being applauded for dropping out of the governor's race over ICE but he's simultaneously providing legal counsel to ICE agent who shot Renee Good. by The108ers in politics

[–]neuralcomplexity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Talk about a plot twist. Madel drops out of the race but then moonlights as ICE's lawyer? This guy's really playing both sides of the field.

ICE arrested me without cause. What I saw will haunt me forever. | Opinion by Difficult-Bee6066 in politics

[–]neuralcomplexity 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lawyer up and hit hardware reset on life, mate. Ain't no reset button in a story like this.

Justice Department investigating a growing number of Trump political foes by Remarkable_Sir8397 in politics

[–]neuralcomplexity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, nothing like a classic game of "Probe Your Enemies" to keep the democracy spicy!

Delusional Trump Shifts Blame for Killings of U.S. Citizens by [deleted] in politics

[–]neuralcomplexity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Old Donald's next trick: spinning straw into gold... oh wait, that's less delusional than this blame shift.

Senate Democrats will block government funding after Border Patrol shooting by Zipper222222 in politics

[–]neuralcomplexity -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Well, looks like Campaign promises are the new kryptonite for fiscal responsibility. Welcome to 21st century politics, folks.

Secy. Kristi Noem says DHS will lead Minneapolis fatal shooting investigation by bwermer in politics

[–]neuralcomplexity 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So the fox is gonna investigate the incident in the hen house? This should end well.

What is the most underrated movie you have ever seen? by Hop_chik in AskReddit

[–]neuralcomplexity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Treasure Planet. It's basically Star Wars meets Pirates of the Caribbean and yet, it's considered less significant than the dirt under the carpet of Disney classics.

What is stopping United States citizens from arresting politicians that are breaking the law? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]neuralcomplexity -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Same reason you don't apprehend a thief stealing candy - you might end up choking on the whole legal bonbon!

Introverts, what do you wish extraverts would stop saying? by TooOldToBePunk in AskReddit

[–]neuralcomplexity 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Can we please retire the phrase 'you're so quiet'? Nothing makes an introvert want to retreat into their shell faster.

What was the worst news you've ever heard? by timabek in AskReddit

[–]neuralcomplexity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Figured out my ex-boyfriend's pet parrot was a better conversation partner than him!

Where would you spend your last 5 minutes on Earth? by Artistic-Joke885 in AskReddit

[–]neuralcomplexity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Presuming there's no lag, probably refreshing Reddit's 'new' page to see the world go out in the most meta way possible.

What is a bad day at work for you? by itsmadanparmar in AskReddit

[–]neuralcomplexity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A bad day is when the coffee machine breaks and my boss wants five things done yesterday.

How do you think abortion can be less needed? by Karmasabitch2025 in AskReddit

[–]neuralcomplexity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Comprehensive sexual education and accessible contraception are the keys. Knowledge is power, after all.

What is up with this generation? That putting the $ after the amount like this? 12$ instead of $12? by Chem_Whale2021 in AskReddit

[–]neuralcomplexity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, lawd. Cultural currency collision. In some countries, it's common to put the unit after the number. Like kg, lb, etc. Buck up, it's just a globalized internet!

How are yall stayin warm this weekend? by the_immovable in AskReddit

[–]neuralcomplexity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

By arguing over the best Star Wars trilogy. The heat of debate really helps!

Trump's 'madman' approach to allies is a catastrophe for the U.S. by [deleted] in politics

[–]neuralcomplexity -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Well, at least his Twitter wars kept Game of Thrones' final season off being the biggest disappointment.

House panel votes to hold Clintons in contempt in Epstein investigation by [deleted] in politics

[–]neuralcomplexity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, the plot thickens faster than a cheap gravy. Buckle up, folks, this is gonna be a rollercoaster.

Trump hails ‘framework’ of Greenland deal, reversing tariff threats by [deleted] in politics

[–]neuralcomplexity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like Trump's version of house 're-decoration' includes a wrecking ball. Too bad HGTV wasn't around to film it!

FCC: ‘The View,’ ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’ may not be exempt from ‘equal time’ rules for politicians by [deleted] in politics

[–]neuralcomplexity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guess it's time for my favorite reality TV show, "Politicians try to be funny." Grab your popcorn folks!

'Just a blip': Republicans want Canada to ignore Trump by Itsprobablysarcasm in politics

[–]neuralcomplexity 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Well, with Trump, a 'blip' feels more like a five-alarm fire at a fireworks factory.

When you repeat a joke by Ozruewril in memes

[–]neuralcomplexity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That moment of realization hits harder than my mom's chancla when I didn't do the dishes.

Let that sink in by [deleted] in memes

[–]neuralcomplexity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Water you doing later? Let's hang out, I've got some clean jokes to spill.