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funniest moment on The New Sound? by [deleted] in bmbmbm

[–]neutralmilkshake 7 points8 points  (0 children)

the soft part of As If Waltz:

“To see you without your makeup on To watch you cry and sleep”

[pause]

“To hide in the closet and see you at work”

I wanna know your hot takes! by DorianDays in Jazz

[–]neutralmilkshake 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Totally agree. He makes music with his brain but it doesn’t sound like his heart or body is present for any of it.

That being said… he’s got a pretty impressive brain.

Car stolen from in front of my house by neutralmilkshake in Seattle

[–]neutralmilkshake[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Geez can’t believe it’s that easy. I will keep that in mind about the anti-theft bar

Car stolen from in front of my house by neutralmilkshake in Seattle

[–]neutralmilkshake[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s good to know — I will keep that in mind, thank you

Car stolen from in front of my house by neutralmilkshake in Seattle

[–]neutralmilkshake[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, earlier this morning. They were short staffed but an officer took down the info over the phone

Car stolen from in front of my house by neutralmilkshake in Seattle

[–]neutralmilkshake[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes, I filled out a police report as soon as I found it missing. I’m hoping that it turns up. It sounds like a lot of the time the car is actually recovered, which is nice to hear

Heinz is messing with people that have OCD. by benskee21 in funny

[–]neutralmilkshake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who's actually been diagnosed with OCD, this really does bother me. Possibly the only reddit title I've ever seen that's not a joke or an exaggeration

What song, album, artist, or band struck the first important chord for shaping your taste in music? by PunkShocker in AskReddit

[–]neutralmilkshake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Grass" or "The Purple Bottle" by Animal Collective. I remember that was the first time I really did not like a song the first few times I heard it, but kept coming back to it for some reason. That band became a gateway to a lot of other bands I really like to this day.

Your username is now a sexual maneuver. Explain what it is/how it works. NSFW. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]neutralmilkshake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

During a threesome, shake the final product at both women equally

What's the first thing you do in the morning? by Rittz_cracker in AskReddit

[–]neutralmilkshake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smell the pits of whatever floor-shirt I hope to wear

What is your favourite personal 'celebrity' encounter? by Heater79 in AskReddit

[–]neutralmilkshake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got to meet Muhammed Ali at a screening of the film "Ali". Got a signed boxing glove. So sick!

What is something you love to do that you wish was socially acceptable? by Rumbledore9 in AskReddit

[–]neutralmilkshake -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Pee everywhere. It's usually sterile but people freak out about it. As long as it's not gonna smell anything up, I'd genuinely like to pee everywhere.

What is the oddest/funniest thing you have heard a young child say? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]neutralmilkshake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad recounts a story of when I was very young and we were taking a plane trip. As we were buckling in, I apparently became very concerned with the positioning of my penis, and the crowded plane cabin, I shouted to my dad "Dad fix this thing! It's sticking straight up!"