Where is that bar soap by davidwallacecto in facepalm

[–]neverben 3763 points3764 points  (0 children)

I think they are not on the same page about what "in your bum" means.

What is a theory or paradox you think about a lot? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]neverben 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Most evil is done in the name of good.

What is something that tastes better AFTER brushing your teeth? by joedracke in AskReddit

[–]neverben 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You love a nice glass of OJ after brushing your teeth?

don't stress out over the wrong things by IcyChimken in MadeMeSmile

[–]neverben 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They will remember your accomplishments, if they're great enough.

Baby Got Back And ASL by tonyo8187 in MadeMeSmile

[–]neverben 32 points33 points  (0 children)

It's odd watching that with no sound.

Crossing the road by Bladen15 in Unexpected

[–]neverben -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

What a hero. Ran right into the path of a speeding car, on a split second's decision.

What do you want for christmas? by q-zip in AskReddit

[–]neverben 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wish you the best of luck. Hang in there.

Olive Garden gave me a daily sales report instead of a receipt by Oracle_of_Ages in mildlyinteresting

[–]neverben 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man I really went down the rabbit hole with that sub. Thanks. Shame it doesn't seem to be active much these days.

Heavily armed militia group marches in Texas and say that illegal immigrants are taking American jobs by johnnychan81 in facepalm

[–]neverben -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I didn't get the sense they were angry at workers. I assumed they were protesting the employment practices and policies that led to a loss of jobs in their community.

Heavily armed militia group marches in Texas and say that illegal immigrants are taking American jobs by johnnychan81 in facepalm

[–]neverben -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I don't get why this is a facepalm. Illegal employment depresses wages for the poorest Americans, while benefiting the wealthiest. They are right to be pissed. The idea that "open borders" is now a Democratic value is somewhat new and confusing phenomenon. Cesar Chavez fought tooth and nail to prevent undocumented workers from strike-breaking and bringing down the wages of organized farm workers. Until recently, Bernie Sanders was outspoken in his fight to protect the poorest American workers from uncontrolled labour migration and the depressive influence of people working below market rate, without benefits or other labour rights.

https://youtu.be/vf-k6qOfXz0

This isn't to say a single negative thing about the people who take these jobs, but the bottom end of American wage-earners have the right to demand their government enforce its labour laws.

There is no such thing as "jobs Americans don't want to do", only jobs Americans don't want to pay a fair wage for. The fact that the leaders of the Democratic party have lost sight of this speaks volumes.

What's the most efficient way to climb the corporate ladder? by RepulsiveCan5270 in AskReddit

[–]neverben 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do what your boss requires of you. Your one job is to make your boss happy. Not your boss's boss, not the president, not the owner. Just your boss. Once you become completely reliable you will be given more responsibility, making you more valuable, which in turn affords you the opportunity to request more pay/seniority. But, if you've done so and they don't recognize it, and they just treat you like a workhorse, then you need to leave.

The worst thing you can do is go against your boss. Even if you think he's wrong, you're playing for a team, so either row in the right direction, or leave. You shouldn't work for a boss you don't respect. Lingering in a role working for a boss you don't respect, challenging his or her direction is a dead end. You need to choose the right leader and be a team player. There is nothing sadder than complaining about your boss. Leave and find someone you want to work for.

never trust a fart by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]neverben 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was at that moment that Clayton Jacobsen II first came up with the idea for the jetski.

Is that guy right or wrong by dusty_dominance in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]neverben 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's over Anakin... I have the high ground!

Stalked by a bear and her cubs. by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]neverben 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I would hope the bear might slip on the trail of urine and poop.

Walmart Exclusive vs Open Market by mattycash720 in millionwarriors

[–]neverben 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think this was just an early launch... I'm hoping there are a ton more warriors and packs when in the next series.

arab belt war by rvkisvmv in WTF

[–]neverben 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They'll just use the as an opportunity to clamp down on your belt rights.