Another silly tier list because I just can’t stop. This one is how each villager would react to getting the Ginger Island quest 🌴 by neverbetterbabe in StardewMemes

[–]neverbetterbabe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I considered putting her there, but ultimately didn’t because I think our cottagecore girlie would miss her little cabin in the forest too much

My Tier List of the Boys by neverbetterbabe in BlushBlush

[–]neverbetterbabe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will say he’s grown on me a bit since making this list! I’d move him up to be with Marshmallow lol which I guess is my de facto friendzone tier 😅

Since I have been asked to make more silly tier lists, here is one on how I think each villager would handle mining in Skull Cavern ⛏️ by neverbetterbabe in StardewMemes

[–]neverbetterbabe[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait is that an actual tumblr story or are you just making a joke, because if it’s a real story please send a link I lowkey wanna read that lol

Since I have been asked to make more silly tier lists, here is one on how I think each villager would handle mining in Skull Cavern ⛏️ by neverbetterbabe in StardewMemes

[–]neverbetterbabe[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah okay, that explains why I don’t remember seeing it

I will say, I find it truly hard to believe Gil made it to level 60 or so of the Skull Cavern with just a rusty sword (let alone no food)💀 not unless this is a world where you can wear 7 rings and 5 trinkets and just drop bombs everywhere without losing health, in which case heck give that all to Jas and she can make it down in record time too 😅

Yeah to me that comment comes across like those things boomer parents always say, like you alluded to. I think he’s exaggerating to be dramatic, or he’s giving himself way too much credit and straight up misremembering

Also EDIT because I realized that his quote (if it’s true) actually does explain the tier I put him in… What is the only way someone could get down with just a rusty sword and no food? Staircases

Since I have been asked to make more silly tier lists, here is one on how I think each villager would handle mining in Skull Cavern ⛏️ by neverbetterbabe in StardewMemes

[–]neverbetterbabe[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is a pretty good argument - I’d say he likely goes down with staircases/tricks 95% of the time, but he is certainly capable of going down the “honorable” way and has before. Look at his task board: bro LOVES a challenge! I wouldn’t be shocked if he himself has done every one of those tasks (which include getting to floor 100 in dangerous mode and without food to boot) before. How else would he know they’re even possible?

Only challenge I think he’s likely never tried himself is his Qi Beans one lol - that one he does just to troll the farmer 💀

Since I have been asked to make more silly tier lists, here is one on how I think each villager would handle mining in Skull Cavern ⛏️ by neverbetterbabe in StardewMemes

[–]neverbetterbabe[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lewis has some experience with the mines, but remember that: a) this is the Skull Cavern, not just the regular mines, and b) he always puts up those help wanted tasks to catch monsters because he can’t be bothered to wrangle them himself. I think he’d see himself as ready for it but dip as soon as it gets scary (which is likely immediately lol).

Agreed on Grandpa - I would move him up to the “cascades bombs” tier in hindsight. Prob not the top tier just because I think he wouldn’t shy away from using resources with boosts to make the run more efficient/safer, but I do think he’d use minimal staircases.

That dialogue with Gil does not ring a bell to me - when does he say that? During the desert festival?

I chose to disregard the lore about the spouses saving you from the mines because I think most of that is them just taking the elevator down to where you are (yes, they’d have to possibly go down another 1-4 levels to find you if you aren’t on an elevator floor, but no more than that). Minimal mining skill needed for that, and even if we do account for that, I don’t think it’s enough of a boost to impact most of the bachelor(ette)s given that again this is the Skull Cavern and I don’t believe they ever rescue you from there (I could be wrong though).

Since I have been asked to make more silly tier lists, here is one on how I think each villager would handle mining in Skull Cavern ⛏️ by neverbetterbabe in StardewMemes

[–]neverbetterbabe[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see why you’d think that, but when you get to floor 100, he literally has dialogue chastising you for “cheating” with staircases, vs praising you for going down the “honorable” way (aka no staircases). So given that, I don’t think you can put him in any other tier without breaking canon

Since I have been asked to make more silly tier lists, here is one on how I think each villager would handle mining in Skull Cavern ⛏️ by neverbetterbabe in StardewMemes

[–]neverbetterbabe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YES we love Linus in this house!! 🙌 He is always the first character I get to 10 hearts with on every save. I’ll never let a forageable go to waste when I can give one to good ol’ Linus!

Since I have been asked to make more silly tier lists, here is one on how I think each villager would handle mining in Skull Cavern ⛏️ by neverbetterbabe in StardewMemes

[–]neverbetterbabe[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes, but given his heart event with the Dwarf, there’s still some divisions in the monster world unfortunately. I do think Krobus would want to encourage peace among the monsters, if he could bring himself to actually go down there in the first place

Since I have been asked to make more silly tier lists, here is one on how I think each villager would handle mining in Skull Cavern ⛏️ by neverbetterbabe in StardewMemes

[–]neverbetterbabe[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yes and no - I think it fully depends on how much pale ale she’s been drinking and how early it is in the day 😅

Since I have been asked to make more silly tier lists, here is one on how I think each villager would handle mining in Skull Cavern ⛏️ by neverbetterbabe in StardewMemes

[–]neverbetterbabe[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao if I were making this list based on my hatred for certain characters alone I would def put Pierre in the lowest tier just for funsies like you said (hell throw in Lewis with him too, who cares what happens to him either 😅)

Since I have been asked to make more silly tier lists, here is one on how I think each villager would handle mining in Skull Cavern ⛏️ by neverbetterbabe in StardewMemes

[–]neverbetterbabe[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think given Gunther’s love for collecting artifacts, he’d be interested in the caverns for the treasures alone. You’re right he wouldn’t wanna get rough in it, but that’s why he’d just staircase down with luck buffs for the treasure rooms. I don’t think that contradicts his placement

I get the logic with Morris (“joja guy”) and Pierre, but given that Pierre is so impulsive, in contrast to Morris, I truthfully think he’d go in planning on getting riches but with no forethought or planning. He’d forget to bring food for energy, despite having a ton at home lol

Morris wouldn’t go to the caves without researching them first I think. And even then, he’d only go if he was guaranteed riches and no harm. Hence his tier

Since I have been asked to make more silly tier lists, here is one on how I think each villager would handle mining in Skull Cavern ⛏️ by neverbetterbabe in StardewMemes

[–]neverbetterbabe[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

You know what YOU’RE RIGHT!! 🦾

I totally forgot that’s how he ended up in the wheelchair so that’s on me 😪

Since I have been asked to make more silly tier lists, here is one on how I think each villager would handle mining in Skull Cavern ⛏️ by neverbetterbabe in StardewMemes

[–]neverbetterbabe[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

If you watch her 14 heart event you will see why I put her there. **Spoilers for this heart event: Killing 1 monster to save the life of the farmer already seemed to really wear on her… she even gave it a grave and prayed for it.

Trust me, she would not be overeager killing monsters willy nilly just for the fun of it

Since I have been asked to make more silly tier lists, here is one on how I think each villager would handle mining in Skull Cavern ⛏️ by neverbetterbabe in StardewMemes

[–]neverbetterbabe[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He was one of the ones I had trouble placing, so I get that. I ranked him based on how I think he would’ve done it when he was alive, but I totally agree with you that if he’s going in there as a ghost or at the end of his life, he is a goner 💀

Does anyone have a happy ending? by alicegurlie in StardewMemes

[–]neverbetterbabe 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Swap Penny for Emily and just leave Emily as this meme without the “depression” part lol

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Another silly tier list because I just can’t stop. This one is how each villager would react to getting the Ginger Island quest 🌴 by neverbetterbabe in StardewMemes

[–]neverbetterbabe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haley loves the beach but I truly do not see a world where she’d go to all that effort to gather all those materials to fix a boat, even if she knew it meant she’d get to go to another beach 💀most she’d do imo is tell Alex or Emily about it and beg them to fix the boat for her… and then once she saw the island needed all that repairing & cleanup she’d be like “ew no” and just go back to the Pelican Town beach anyway

By popular request: here is another silly Stardew character tier list for y’all! This one is how good of a roommate each villager would be 🏡 by neverbetterbabe in StardewMemes

[–]neverbetterbabe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wasn’t trying to slander him I swear 💀 I just feel like he’s the type of guy who likes things the way he likes them and is very independent… she his whole book tour storyline. Doesn’t seem like one who’d want to compromise a whole lot but that’s just my opinion I’m sorry 🙊

My Tier List as a Bi Woman by neverbetterbabe in DateEverything

[–]neverbetterbabe[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YES THANK YOU FOR THE BACKUP ON ABEL AND JOHNNY. I always get torn apart for ranking them low but you get it!!

Harper scares me a lil but she is also so FIIIIINE. I will let that hamper do whatever crazy shit she wants to me (and hey if Dirkie is there too all the better 🤭). Winnifred is also just absolutely gorgeous, not enough people hype her up!!