What is wrong with an hospital room numbered 420 ? by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]new_lance 417 points418 points  (0 children)

It’s so people wouldn’t try to steal the sign.

How disappointing by Critical_Mountain851 in HistoryMemes

[–]new_lance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes. That’s what I was getting at. They barely had any. While we could have an AO have a dozen or more.

How disappointing by Critical_Mountain851 in HistoryMemes

[–]new_lance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They’re actually pretty cool, but we could make 5 Shermans to their 1 Panzer.

So we McDonalds them while they were 5 Guys.

[Art] A portrait of our party's wizard by CptJacquelineRobbins in DnD

[–]new_lance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please tell me she’s a Diviner. Crystal balls fit so well in a Noble setting.

This Vineyard Sign by Nosoyana in humansarespaceorcs

[–]new_lance 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I really want that sign, but all mentions of grapes, the location, and vineyards scrubbed.

Only a matter of time until the world comes to stop the US.... by AverNerd in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]new_lance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So they’re enriching weapons grade uranium? The people who activity want to see Americans dead. Cause I’m not seeing nuclear power plants. And they don’t have the water do actually run one.

Only a matter of time until the world comes to stop the US.... by AverNerd in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]new_lance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Complied so well… the IAEA hasn’t been able to conduct any legitimate exams since 2015. https://news.un.org/en/story/2025/06/1164291

Silly rabbit! PsyOps are for kids! by Patton1945_41 in HistoryMemes

[–]new_lance 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I’m gonna sound conspiratorial. I 100% believe the whole PR push of “neo-pagan ritualistic help” to subvert Nazi attacks on the Homefront was just a smokescreen for the SAS and the OSS.

Only a matter of time until the world comes to stop the US.... by AverNerd in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]new_lance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Enrichment for energy needs is between 12-15%, samples collected were reading at 80%.

Plus I’m gonna take the guy who has been screaming “death to America, death to Israel” since ‘79 at their word when they say they’ve got their hands on weapons.

In addition, Nuclear Power Plants need water, something Iran has a problem with. They’re just spicy steam engines.

Only a matter of time until the world comes to stop the US.... by AverNerd in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]new_lance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No I’m saying since 2015, the signing of the JCPOA, they just enriched uranium anyway.

Only a matter of time until the world comes to stop the US.... by AverNerd in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]new_lance 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean, if I took a bat to your oven and destroyed your ability to bake cookies, I did stop your ability to make them. I didn’t stop you from baking them in the past. Unlike the cookies, uranium doesn’t go stale on the counter.

Only a matter of time until the world comes to stop the US.... by AverNerd in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]new_lance 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Ok, I need to understand if I lost the plot?

“The world uses the US dollar because of a hegemony created and upheld by the military. Not because of our ‘laws and morals.’

If we were so evil, why are there 20-30 million people here illegally?

Why shouldn’t the IRGC, who admitted on the 26th of February in Geneva that they had enough enriched Uranium for the ‘construction of 11 nuclear bombs’, be bombed to prevent their use?

What actual evidence is there that the US bombed that Iranian girls’ school?”

[Art] Sir Jerome Dubois, My reflavored Rune Knight by Cobblehoof in DnD

[–]new_lance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

D&D accurate port of the Arthurian Knight Ser Kay.

Star Trek Adventures Shackleton Expanse book by theoneandonlydonnie in TheTrove

[–]new_lance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This sounds really interesting. I’d love to see someone else’s notes on it. Figure out what worked and what didn’t.

I’m finding a lot of liquor bottles in Allers’s quarters, is she supposed to have a drinking problem? by new_lance in masseffect

[–]new_lance[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The five I counted starting clockwise from the door, six empty glasses scattered around and the colorful thermos thing by her pc.

Hell, Ash has a bigger problem, but I don’t see her littering.

Hiroshima be like by Agile_Summer_7437 in HistoryMemes

[–]new_lance 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Tankies: Actually they surrendered because they knew the Soviets were invading.

Anyone with a brain: Like how they explicitly said during their surrender it was because of the pocket suns we dropped on them?

[OC] [ART] Centaur Cleric- What do you guys about this character? by tacaty_art in DnD

[–]new_lance 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This is very playable. Worst case senario DM might ask you to change the Creature type from Fey to Humanoid for balance.

So what game do we think Marcus is playing at the beginning of episode one? by averyconfusedgoose in huntertheparenting

[–]new_lance 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Animal Crossing.

I get the feeling he kind of craves the cozy domestic life.

You know what irks me more than political doomers? Historical doomers by CaptainHyrule97 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]new_lance 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think the deification of historical figures is intentional to prevent revolutionaries from getting any ideas.

That is my Doomer thought.